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IF YOU WANT TO

PUMP YOURSELF UP

TO BE PERFECT

DUMB MUSCLE

Gotta Find Our Bros !!!

This is the gold team I want to join

The Offensive line of Team Gold's new football team

If you wanna drop to my flex pics, send me a DM.

But bro

I like talk like that now

Is it too late 4 me???

I'm already a bro??

LIKE OR REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO TURN INTO A SWEATY, BELCHING BODYBUILDER OVERNIGHT!

A note for the guys just starting out on their gym broification journey:

You'll most likely feel like a fish out of the water in the gym when you begin. That's normal. It can take months to even over a year for you to feel like you "belong" in the gym.

Stay persistent. Working out is a process of adaptation for both your body and your mind. For some people, that adaption is easier and faster; for others, not so much. Regardless, it's a fact you'll face challenges on the way. Stay persistent.

It's quite common for beginners to give up in their first few months. Working out can be uncomfortable. Some days you won't want to go to the gym for whatever reason. You'll make mistakes. You'll likely do something that'll make you feel embarrassed. The results won't come as fast as you think they should. Stay persistent.

Eventually, one day, you'll notice yourself missing the gym on your rest days. Your body will be screaming to exercise. You'll try adding some heavier plates to the barbell just to experiment and notice you can actually lift it. You'll hear someone say that your body looks different. You'll move that furniture or carry those grocery bags and notice they don't feel as heavy as they did before. And you know why? You stayed persistent.

Your form during the exercises is much better. You know what exercises hit what muscles. You know how to isolate muscles. You can spot form mistakes that you used to make. You'll actually feel like you know what you're doing, even if there's still a lot to learn.

You'll look at the other gym goers around you, especially the bros, and not feel that different from them. Sure, a lot of them might be way bigger and more experienced than you, but that "fish out of the water" feeling starts to dissipate. Because you stayed persistent.

You'll wonder why you didn't start going to the gym before and you just can't see yourself without it anymore. Congratulations. You're a gym bro.

Stay. Persistent.

This was Jake after the last of his humanity had drained away.

A hulking, muscles, cocky, dumb, muscle bro.

Showing off amongst his mess of a room.

How stereotypical.

Yet, those of us who knew him realized what a change this was.

For years he had wanted this, but he was a nerd. An overweight smart ass who couldn't control his brain. Who couldn't get into shape. Who couldn't break out of his loser life.

But one day he did.

One day things changed.

Gym time. Mental training. Chemical enhancement.

All this and more courtesy of his new coach.

And Jake finally broke through.

Became his fantasy.

As the last of his humanity disappeared forever.

Replaced by muscles.

Replaced by true manhood.

Working out wasn't just about reshaping his body, it's also about rewiring his brain.

I'd say it was a shame he didn't know that when he started, but honestly I don't care.

Pushing a new recruit into the gym and molding him into my fantasy brings me so much pleasure that I've stopped caring about their sacrifice.

The fact men like him give up their friends, jobs, lives, and identity to be one heaving muscle bulls doesn't matter to me.

What matters is another meathead joins the stables. More muscles to show off. Another tiny IQ to control.

Dumb jocks rule bro. Who wants to be trained next?

When every last brain cell has been consumed.

When the last of your personality has evaporated.

When addiction has consumed you.

When hypnosis has zapped your mind.

When the gym rains supreme.

When you have submitted to the routine.

When you care about nothing but growth.

When you eat right.

When you lift hard.

When you let chemical into your body.

You too can look like this.

Be a muscle freak.

Just do it.

I'm not sticking my tounge out bro.

That's what stupid jocks do.

And I don't want to be a dumb, sexy, horny, jock bro.

Not even a little.

Well maybe a little.

Maybe a little.

Maybe you can help me.

Maybe you can grow me and smooth out my brain.

Maybe a year later I'm taking all the thirsty pictures.

With my tounge out.

And shirt off.

Cause I'm just a dumb jock bro.

"Be careful bro, if you keep trying to look stupid you might end up that way"

That's what his friend told him 6 months ago.

He didn't think it was true. But he had been wrong.

Of course all the hypnosis and chemicals he had subjected himself to since then hadn't helped.

But it was his decision to let his mind go. To replace brainz with gainz.

And look at him now. Sexy. Stupid. Fun. Hot.

What every man wants to be.

And training for more everyday.

Can't stop. Won't stop.

Dumb jocks forever.

Flex

What coach ordered, the bros did

Flex he said

And they showed off their growing muscles

Play football helmet said

And they joined the team

Forget your old self he said

And they let it all go

Coach's training program was complete

As requested these three college dudes had their lives changed

Dumb, muscles, and obedient

It's what they wanted

What they signed up for

They couldn't have imagined it would work

And now they could imagine much

Apart from obeying coach

Flex he said

And they flexed

You majored in English literature?

Are you sure about that bro?

I think you're just really lost.

You belong on the football field, not here in the classroom.

Ever since your programming was completed, you haven't been able to learn very much.

Except how to sculpt your body and mind to meet our teams needs.

Don't worry, we can show you the way.

It just seems an old thought returned for a minute.

Someone can take you back to the gym.

So smart people can learn and dumbasses like you can workout.

This is what it looks like when you take that dude up on his offer to help you feel more like a bro.

You end up in the woods with a backward hat and no brain.

Tounge out and brain off.

Hypnosis. Training. Brainwashing.

It's all part of who you are now.

As you become a brah.

And soon.

Soon when you come out of the woods.

The bro will come with you.

And the old you will stay behind forever.

Bro, I told you that you have the right uniform.

USA stands for America.

It's ok. Thinking is really hard for guys like you.

Ever since agreeing to Olympic training, your brain hasn't had many thoughts.

But you don't need them.

You just need to focus on training and kicking ass on the matt.

We can worry about everything else for you.

Like why your uniform says USA and how the hell do you spell it.

So you want farm muscles bro?

Getting them is actually pretty simple.

We just work our a** off from dawn to dusk.

Then we lift. Fuck. Eat. And sleep.

No time for thinking.

Only time to be a farm muscle god.

Still interested?

Sign here for your farm placement.

You'll be one of us soon.

What happened to you in there?

All those big muscles.

So much taller.

That cocky ass grin.

And you keep calling me brah.

Something isn't right.

No one gets that fit in 20 minutes naturally.

Or develops a whole new personality.

Or loses so much of their brain.

Weird things are happening in there.

We need to get you help.

We need to keep other safe.

Find out what's changing men.

Transforming them into dumb muscle bros.

Inside the Olympic village.

Meathead Mantra

Reblog if you agree 💯

Bro, why are you still on the plane?

You forgot how to get off again?

Don't worry, I'll help you.

Since you've been getting so big you're brain has gotten really smooth bro.

Almost like the more muscles you get, the less you think.

You used to be so smart.

Now youre just a dumb bull.

That's what you wanted?

It's what coach trained you to be?

Awesome bro.

Think you can sign me up?

Want to get into shape?

Sign up to be assigned to a ship at sea.

After a 6 month deployment where you can't escape your trainer, have so much time to workout, and have your food/supplements controlled, you'll be a real muscled sailor.

It's time bro. Reshape yourself. Be a marine jock.