Gods I Am So Ready For This Book. I Know People Smarter Than Me Have Already Said This, But It Really

Gods I am so ready for this book. I know people smarter than me have already said this, but it really does feel like a return to the OG Books. I didn’t realise how much I had missed Percy’s narrative voice until I was reading his first person again for the first time in years.

In other news, this characterisation of Percy and Poseidon’s relationship is on POINT. They are deeply funny (and a lil screwed up) to ME.

jason spending months thinking leo was dead and then dying days after finding out he's alive and leo spending months trying to get home only to arrive just as they're loading jason's casket into a plane was. genuinely one of the most fucked things I've ever read.

“people are really out there just … thinking about having sex all the time and they can’t even help it?" i spluttered. "people have dreams about it because they want it that much? how the – i’m losing it. i thought all the movies were exaggerating, but you’re all really out there just craving genitals and embarrassment. this has to be some kind of huge joke”

loveless by alice oseman

I love how immune I am to these really random sexual advertisements

Got another message from a porn bot, ma'am you're asking for a steak at a vegan restaurant

I'm definitely a mix of Georgia and Tori

I think i could be an osemanverse character

I'm queer, mentally ill and neurodivergent, i have tumblr and went through a life crisis at a young age... i could, i definitely could

That sassy little piece of shit I LOVE HIM

"All I want," I said, choking back my tears, "is to see my loving stepfather again. Every time I saw him on TV, calling me a delinquent punk, I knew ... somehow ... we would be okay. And I know he'll want to reward each and every person in this beautiful city of Los Angeles with a free major appliance from his store. Here's the phone number."

- The Lightning Thief, Percy Jackson and the Olympians by Rick Riordan

I actually want this scene word for word in the show no like you do not understand I need it so badly