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Just another fun day

In Yuei dormitory

The A1 students decided to watch TV in the common area while Midoriya’s group are in the kitchen. Yaoyorozu is just minding her own business by the counter making tea for everyone as she humms a tune.

They began talking about their hands

Yes

Hands

How they look like, what it feels, is it warm? Soft? Idk

Midoriya: my hands are small but hard and has tons of scars

Ochako: mine are hard and rough from all the training I do. (She so proud she making karate poses)

Iida: mine are always robotic and square-ish

Ochako: yup (copying iida like the cute girl she is) they look like those old metal robot cartoons on TV

Midoriya : i always wonder if your hands are as cold as metal, is it hard like metal? Or is it just normal hands?

Iida: it feels normal for me, want to touch my hand Midoriya?

Midoriya blushing: ehhh!!! Well if it’s okay (proceeds to hold Iida’s hand) woah! Despite their looks

Ochako: it is just like normal human hands! (She finish deku’s sentence, also touching Iida’s other hand) they’re so soft as well! (Began rubbing his hand to her cheeks)

Todoroki: my left hand is warm the other is cold.

Ochako: ohhh but is it smooth like a delicate girls hands? Or is it rough like mine from daily training?! (Ochako proceeds to reach over and hold his hands)

Todoroki: y—you can’t! (He didn’t mean to be overly defensive, crossing is hands upon his chest)

Iida, Midoriya and Ochako stared at him concern written all over their faces

Todoroki: I think my hands are cursed, whatever i touch gets crushed.

Todoroki: I’m a hand crusher

Everyone was silent… then someone began to laugh so elegantly. They forgot she’s just right there behind them.

Yaoyorozu: oh Shou-kun I didn’t know you are one for jokes.

Then another silence—

Their faces made her realize what she just said

Shou-kun

Shou-kun

Shou-kun

Her face flush red so hard she hid her face with both of her hands. Too flustered that she blurted out something more shocking

“I didn’t mean to spill the beans!”

[photo from a R18-doujin “two secrets”]

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I’m not dead! Well, I’m not exactly alive either. I’m… undead! And just in time for Halloween, too.

Here’s some Halloween plance for you, peeps.

CAN SOMEONE ANIMATE THIS

Placido: So. Who broke the coffee pot? I'm not mad, I just want to know.

Macaraig: I did. I broke it-

Placido: No, no you didn't. Tadeo?

Tadeo: Don't look at me. Look at Pecson.

Pecson: What? I didn't break it.

Tadeo: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Pecson: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Tadeo: Suspicious.

Pecson: No, it's not!

Isagani: If it matters, probably not...Juanito was the last one to use it.

Juanito: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Isagani: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Juanito: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Isagani!

Macaraig: Alright, let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Placido.

Placido: No. Who broke it?

Pecson: *whispering* Placido, Sandoval's been awfully quiet-

Sandoval: Really?!

Pecson: Yeah, really!

*later*

Placido: *talking to the camera* I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throat's with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

brock, our man

Brock is one of the few and perfect examples of an actual gentlemen like yeah he’d hit on literally every girl he’d meet but would also only shower them with affection and compliments. He never falls into the tired “token pervert/borderline sexual assaulter” anime trope and despite being hella flirty, treats the women he’s interested with nothing but respect and compassion.

Truly the only straight anime boy ill ever stan

omg i love this

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