Hes So Cool, Calm, And Collected When Hes Over Explaining Medical Jargon He Makes Me SICK TO MY STOMACH

he’s so “cool”, “calm”, and “collected” when he’s over explaining medical jargon he makes me SICK TO MY STOMACH (butterflies) i want to PUKE when i see him (kiss him)

mc has to wear one of those awful paper hospital gowns as they prep for an impromptu surgery and they’re all flustered and blushy bc their entire ass is out and he’s like “would you pull urself together for five minutes and get on the vivisection surgery table i’m trying to save your life here.”

and then mc takes off their jacket to help carry around medical supplies and he nearly passes out from how hot his face got LMAO

jiro’s like “are you getting sick what the fuck”

You think Yuri is the type of guy who would go crazy over seeing ankles? He's a victorian man seeing ankles for the first time.

Yuri sees PC's ankles: "THIS IS UTTERLY PREPOSTEROUS!! T-THIS PRONOGRAPHY!"

Jiro causally bleeding on the bed: "How scandalous. Please tend to my wounds."

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yes but strictly in non-medical scenarios. mc has to take their top off for a lung x-ray to make sure there aren’t vines or something growing in there (you can pry that headcanon from my cold dead hands), and it’s nothing to him. he’s like “bra too, if you wouldn’t mind. the clasps get in the way.”

and then like five minutes later mc’s sock slips down their thigh as they’re adjusting their uniform and he’s so beet red he can barely stutter out something that vaguely sounds like “cadaver” before he’s tripping over his own shoes trying to get out of the room.

You think Yuri is the type of guy who would go crazy over seeing ankles? He's a victorian man seeing ankles for the first time.

Yuri sees PC's ankles: "THIS IS UTTERLY PREPOSTEROUS!! T-THIS PRONOGRAPHY!"

Jiro causally bleeding on the bed: "How scandalous. Please tend to my wounds."

*weak in the knees in arousal* you make me fucking sick

*lightheaded with lust* you're such a fucking creep

Reblog to make it die faster

its sinostra time everybody clutch yer purses

plus a bonus interdorm hijacking:

ed’s texting style makes me a little sick to my stomach to look at to be entirely honest 😭 which is why it took me so long to introduce him to the twtverse. that one message alone took me like a solid three minutes to type out </3 it is with a heavy heart i say…. obscuary is next…. (/j)