Reblog To Make It Die Faster

Reblog to make it die faster

he’s so “cool”, “calm”, and “collected” when he’s over explaining medical jargon he makes me SICK TO MY STOMACH (butterflies) i want to PUKE when i see him (kiss him)

mc has to wear one of those awful paper hospital gowns as they prep for an impromptu surgery and they’re all flustered and blushy bc their entire ass is out and he’s like “would you pull urself together for five minutes and get on the vivisection surgery table i’m trying to save your life here.”

and then mc takes off their jacket to help carry around medical supplies and he nearly passes out from how hot his face got LMAO

jiro’s like “are you getting sick what the fuck”

You think Yuri is the type of guy who would go crazy over seeing ankles? He's a victorian man seeing ankles for the first time.

Yuri sees PC's ankles: "THIS IS UTTERLY PREPOSTEROUS!! T-THIS PRONOGRAPHY!"

Jiro causally bleeding on the bed: "How scandalous. Please tend to my wounds."

jack of no trades. master of fuck all

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coke icee and a bottled coke pls 🙏🙏

Here are some of my unhinged TDB headcanons (please clap)

- Rui loves egg salad sandwiches. Fight me on this.

- There’s a fucking beanstalk growing behind Obscuary waaaay in the back. It freaks Rui out.

- Cornelius has a cat pentagram tattoo.

- Cornelius likes racing.

- Cornelius cannot drive without the help of two cats on the pedals below because his legs are too short.

- Rui had wished for 7/11 to always be within walking distance from him no matter where he’s at. Why? Because I think this is funny and I have trash humor.

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments