Was There An Idea Where Danny Mistakes Bruces As Jack And Get Like Different Reactions Depending On The

Was there an idea where Danny mistakes Bruce’s as Jack and get like different reactions depending on the au.

Running away? Panics and either runs with terror in his eyes or starts begging that “dad it’s me, pls dad, it still me!” and will make Bruce invested in this small hurt child because his adoption alarm is ringing.

Normal everyday? He will just walk by his side thinking Bruce is his dad while Bruce would think it’s a commonly known sleep deprived Tim and let him be before they both make eye contact and think “wait a minute…”

Personal it be funny if Bruce is actively avoiding Danny to try and not adopt him because he already had enough teasing from his children as it is, unfortunately, Danny also had to have a tragic backstory that only makes him want to keep him even more.

headcanon: Damian joins a dabke group at his school lol

Random convo I bet happen between civilians and vigilantes

Civilian: What hair product do you use man?? My man's hair is shiiiiining

Nightwing, chuckling: I just let it dry (lying)

Civilian: Naaaah, man I see you jumping from rooftop to rooftop everyday, tell me your secrets–

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Gothamite: And who's gonna pay for this scratch on my car?!!!

Robin (Tim), trying damn hard to stay stealth: Don't you have insurance?

Gothamite, don't giving a fuck: No!

Robin: You should have–

Gothamite: You know what? HEY TWO-FACE–

Robin: No, no, no– Hold on–

Gothamite: HE'S RIGHT HE–

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Gothamite: Okay- Cannabis is very much legal in L.A.

Batman: We're not in L.A.

Gothamite: Yeah that's funny because– *runs*

Batman: *Runs after him.*

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Gothamite: See I don't hate you

Signal: Always good to hear that–

Gothamite: You doing a pretty good job.

Signal: I–

Gothamite, also a bus driver: But you gotta stop being thrown at my window–

Signal: I don't control where villains throw me.

Gothamite: Yeah bro– But you better start, otherwise there's gonna be one more out there–

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Gothamite, also a security guard on his phone at 3 am: Yeah, no honey it's literally desert here–

Gothamite: HOLY SHIT

Batman:

Gothamite: Fucking warn a guy, mY GOD–

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Gothamite: I thought you were taller.

Nightwing: I heard that a lot.

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Gothamite: How do you see on that thing?

Batgirl (Cassandra):

Batgirl: I don't.

Gothamite, terrified: Oh okay–

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Batman: Shouldn't you be at home?

Gothamite, who's also a teenager very much snicking out at four am: Shouldn't you mind you business?

Batman:

After being forcefully driven to home on the batmobile

Gothamite That was really unecessary–

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Gothamite: Are you alone??? Where'd your dad? Where's Batman?

Robin (Tim Drake, early days): Batman's not my dad.

Gothamite:

Gothamite: See now I'm concerned.

Robin: Oh no–

Gothamite: What's is this a internship...? A job...?

Robin: You know what? Yeah, Pretty much.

Gothamite: Really? Oh okay, okay. I'm less concerned– Because–

Robin: Yeah I can see–

Gothamite: Like "is he kidnaping those children"?

Robin, chuckling: No, no–

Gothamite: You get paid?

Robin: Not really.

Gothamite: I'm back at being concerned–

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Gothamite, from her window: Have you eaten yet?

Robin (Dick): No– (lying)

Gothamite: Oh, the poor child– Oh shame on you

Batman:

Gothamite: The poor kid– You're dragging him alone with you to fight crime on a empty stomach?

Batman:

Batman: I–

Gothamite: Unbelievable. I expected more on you– Hold on sweety I'll see If I have some cookies here to give you.

Dick: :)

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Robin (Damian): Do I look like a fucking child?

Gothamite: Do you want me to answer that?

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Old Gothamite being around the city since Batman year 1: You sound different.

Batman (Dick Grayson): No I don't.

Gothamite: Yes you do–

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Gothamite: She looks different.

Gothamite: Mark is the same girl.

Gothamite: No honey, she looks different, she's was taller

Gothamite: Honey you're being paranoid.

Gothamite: She was a red-head!

Gothamite: Oh, Mark. Now the girl can't even dye her hair? Just because she's a Super-hero? Por girl can't even reinvent herself and people on this city start saying she's a different person?! Let her be! Her life must've be hard enough–

Gothamite: Jennet I swear to God that's not the same girl–

Batgirl (Stephanie), just trying to get some information:

Gothamite: You never notice when I change my hair–

Going off this post, I present, these.

Dan in all of his teenage glory, staring Red Hood in the face, with a dead Joker laying less than three feet away.

“I plead the fifth-“

Meanwhile Danny and Ellie hiding behind him, worried that they just got their brother in trouble for beating up the scary clown man.

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Clark watching the chaos in his dining room unfold, Dan and Kon were locked in a play fight, Jon and Ellie were laughing manically, and Danny was crying at the table.

He decided to ask Danny what happened, only to be met with an exaggerated whine.

“I just wanted to play Uno!!”

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Tim and Kon sitting Dan down while Danny and Ellie torment Jon and Damian:

“We know what you are.”

Dan: “Say it. Say it out loud.”

Tim: “An alien-“

Kon: “A baby”

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Dan, while trying to cook for the twins:

“Huh, what’s that beeping noise?”

Jason, who had let the kid use his safe house to cook: “That is the fIRE ALARM-“

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Ellie, who just ran off again: “Whoa, you look so cool mister!!”

Waylon, who was about to eat this child: *tears up* “Thank you…”

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Danny’s obsession: Space

Ellie’s obsession: Belonging

Dan’s obsession: Family Power

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Danny and Ellie, hiding from Dan for the first time while in Gotham/Metropolis:

“This is gonna be so funny!”

Dan: *having a breakdown* “Where the fuck are my kids?!”

Damian has no idea why everyone is just standing in front of his school but if they don't move he might have to break the no killing rule

So far he has only found out that they are all staring at some guy on some bike

Suddenly the new kid, fenton, is pushing his way through the crowd, damian takes the advantage of following him, less work to make a way through and all that

Fenton was I interesting to say the least and damian would love to know more (no it's not because he was reminded of cats when he saw him shut up Todd)

And then they stood at the front, or, well, damian stood, fenton made his way over and hopped on the bike (same grace as a cat, damian noted)

"New bike?"

The man, with slightly green skin just grinned

"Newly acquired"

With that they were off

Seconds after he gets a message from the batchat

"Someone stole a bat bike, repeat, someone stole the new bat bike"

....well...no one could blame damian for being distracted

Damian is like an Arab dish. We keep arguing on where he’s from specifically and white idiots are making it worse.