Going Off This Post, I Present, These.

Going off this post, I present, these.

Dan in all of his teenage glory, staring Red Hood in the face, with a dead Joker laying less than three feet away.

“I plead the fifth-“

Meanwhile Danny and Ellie hiding behind him, worried that they just got their brother in trouble for beating up the scary clown man.

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Clark watching the chaos in his dining room unfold, Dan and Kon were locked in a play fight, Jon and Ellie were laughing manically, and Danny was crying at the table.

He decided to ask Danny what happened, only to be met with an exaggerated whine.

“I just wanted to play Uno!!”

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Tim and Kon sitting Dan down while Danny and Ellie torment Jon and Damian:

“We know what you are.”

Dan: “Say it. Say it out loud.”

Tim: “An alien-“

Kon: “A baby”

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Dan, while trying to cook for the twins:

“Huh, what’s that beeping noise?”

Jason, who had let the kid use his safe house to cook: “That is the fIRE ALARM-“

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Ellie, who just ran off again: “Whoa, you look so cool mister!!”

Waylon, who was about to eat this child: *tears up* “Thank you…”

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Danny’s obsession: Space

Ellie’s obsession: Belonging

Dan’s obsession: Family Power

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Danny and Ellie, hiding from Dan for the first time while in Gotham/Metropolis:

“This is gonna be so funny!”

Dan: *having a breakdown* “Where the fuck are my kids?!”

Fine line

Okay so we all know pre-reveal but already adopted Danny would question his whole life when he finds out about the vigilante life the Waynes are in but may I introduce you to:

✨Absolutely horrified Danny.✨

Basically he finds out that his seemingly normal family isn't so normal after all and due to the nature of the JL never responding to Amity calls he assumed that they were working with the government. This led to the realization that the family probably knows who he is (they really don't. They just think that he was a meta that doesn't want to deal with the crime-related life bs so they never brought it up) and they're probably in the midst of handing him to the GIW.

He's terrified, because god dammit he shouldn't have trusted a rich guy but he doesn't really have time to contemplate on his next move. Next thing you know Danny's holding a modified ecto gun that is now fatal to humans against Bruce.

The family is alert and ready to pounce on him, but they realized that Danny was shaking too much and his breathing was too ragged. His eyes are glossy and he's biting his lip like he's trying so hard to not drop the gun on his adoptive dad. Danny was having a panic attack.

Crack Fic Idea (dp x dc)

Danny gets de-aged coz of Youngblood and the box ghost (he stole a box containing a trinket that was in fact a Big Deal since it contained some sort of Fountain of Youth serum and Danny got doused). So now, the problem is Danny’s stuck as a kid (I’m thinking older than a toddler, younger than a pre-teen) and can’t control his powers very well. Jazz told the parents Danny got de-aged coz of a ghost and brought him back to the house but there were a lot of near-misses so she’s worried about Danny and doesn’t want to keep him there. 

Sam, Tucker and her decide to contact clockwork for help and he tells them Danny will turn back eventually. Jazz insists he’s in danger. Clockwork, coz he wants to teach them the lesson of ‘don’t bother me with dumb shit’ says "there is something I could do. Send him to a different universe but he will be out of reach until he is made normal again."

Jazz being like perfect! This is exactly what we want. I’ll go with him no problem, it’ll be babysitting: hard mode.

Tuck and Sam are like yeah uh, why don’t we can go. "Jazz, no offence but if both of you disappear, I think your parents will raze Amity to the ground. Meanwhile if it’s us three you can just say we were hanging out and got sucked through a natural portal." Jazz agrees, though she's not happy about it.

Clockwork smiles like the troll he is and says "very well."

So the three are all sent to the dc universe. But, the thing is they don’t end up in the same place.

Danny ends up with Wonder Woman. She finds the boy on his doorstep, all big blue eyes and dark hair. He’s got some super strength and he can fly, so obviously she’s like "this child is of the gods, he’s my brethren." So she has a kid now. "I gotta comm Batman." (Also I just learned that Wonder Woman has a twin sister, Nubia, so like I know she’s on Themiscera but this is a Big Deal so I think she would probably get granted a trip to help her sis and be an aunt? This would get us 2 amazon demigoddess going gaga over this cute-as-shit toddler who’s also coincidently a menace, which is pretty cool?)

Anyway, I'm sure now we're all wondering where would Tucker and Sam land? Well, I am glad to tell you they are going through their own personal hell: Tucker ends up with the bats. Sam ends up with the Kents.

Now, Let me explain:

Tucker -Tuck appears in the manor and Tim just walks by him, prob exhausted and all and just says. ‘Jesus Christ, Bruce another one?’ -People keep sneaking up on Tuck and he is getting twitchy -Cass just appears at his side and he just shouts ‘JESUS FUCK’ -He’s doing his best to hold it in, because god fucking dammit, these guys probably smell fear -At some point he mentions his parents in the past tense like, "oh my parents used to buy that brand." And, Dick and Steph or smt exchange a glance before Dick asks, all empathetic and stuff, "I’m so sorry about them, how did they die?" -Tuck just stares at the tabletop and tries not to let out the internal screech that has been building up. Meanwhile the two are thinking he’s trying not to cry. -Oracle uses the all-around sound system to warn him against eating the sugary cereal coz they’re Dick’s favourite. Tucker is scared shitless. -Duke shows up all "I’m so sorry about them they’re a little intense" and Tuck thinks he’s found the only sane one. They start talking and then Tuck notices Duke is limping so he’s like "oh are you ok?" And duke answers, "Oh this is nothing, just a little stab wound, nothing like jumping off a bridge haha". Tuck is like never mind they’re all insane. -Tucker waits until mostly everyone is on patrol to use his PDA to short-out the security of the manor very briefly to sneak out and get the fuck out of there.

Sam -She shows up through the green glowing vortex and everything while in full view of the Kents. The two act like this is absolutely normal, Martha invites her inside immediately. “Would you like some breakfast dear?” -“Do you want some more hash brown, sweetie?” “Thank you mrs Kent” “Please call me Ma, dear” -Sam is trapped in a hellscape. These people are kind and so fucking polite. Her need to rebel and be an absolute demon child is being ruthlessly squashed in the face of these two midwesterner making small-talk over home-made breakfast. -she ends up in the fields, with no idea how she got talked into it, like why can’t she say no? -She’s working under the sun. Her skin starts getting this nice healthy tan. It’s a nightmare -She catches herself swearing like, ‘Corn Nuts!’, then stops, horrified. She has to get out of there. -Sam tells them her friend is waiting for her and she has to go, but of course it's not this fucking easy -After an exhausting battle of will, she finally manages to extricate herself from the endless small-talk they are doing at the door and barely manages to stop herself from running as she walks away with a casserole dish Ma Kent made her take. -She ends up in Metropolis, and mistakingly thinks she is safe -She gets saved by Superman who catches a car flying at her and goes "ope, let me get that for you." Sam is getting Vietnam flashbacks and immediately nopes out of it and runs away.

As Sam is running away she runs into Tuck who took a ticket for out of the hell-city. So they meet-up in Metropolis by chance, both traumatized in different ways. They’ve barely started talking and trying to figure out how to find Danny, when a whole slew of bat-vigilantes drop in, like they’re crawling out of the woodwork, going "hey dude where’d you go?" Tucker whimpers and hides behind Sam "Sam please, please don’t let the scary furries take me away again." Then, Superman shows up to check in on Sam "Hey, I just wanted to check in, since you seemed a bit shaken up." Sam feels her face spasm into a smile involuntarily at the sound of his voice and something inside her is dying.

Then, batman shows up coz he thinks there might be an emergency coz like all the bats are in Metropolis. Following him, is Wonder Woman who wanted some tips. She walks in holding Danny by one ankle, upside-down (like that one meme) and Danny is squiggling and giggling like mad. He goes intangible and slips out but Diana catches him just before he crashes his skull to the ground, then coos at him "hm, you are a slippery one, aren’t you? Aren’t you, my little warrior?"

In short: Pure Chaos

Damian has no idea why everyone is just standing in front of his school but if they don't move he might have to break the no killing rule

So far he has only found out that they are all staring at some guy on some bike

Suddenly the new kid, fenton, is pushing his way through the crowd, damian takes the advantage of following him, less work to make a way through and all that

Fenton was I interesting to say the least and damian would love to know more (no it's not because he was reminded of cats when he saw him shut up Todd)

And then they stood at the front, or, well, damian stood, fenton made his way over and hopped on the bike (same grace as a cat, damian noted)

"New bike?"

The man, with slightly green skin just grinned

"Newly acquired"

With that they were off

Seconds after he gets a message from the batchat

"Someone stole a bat bike, repeat, someone stole the new bat bike"

....well...no one could blame damian for being distracted

you have children to continue your bloodline i have them to take advantage of the scholastic book fair. we are not the same.

Was there an idea where Danny mistakes Bruce’s as Jack and get like different reactions depending on the au.

Running away? Panics and either runs with terror in his eyes or starts begging that “dad it’s me, pls dad, it still me!” and will make Bruce invested in this small hurt child because his adoption alarm is ringing.

Normal everyday? He will just walk by his side thinking Bruce is his dad while Bruce would think it’s a commonly known sleep deprived Tim and let him be before they both make eye contact and think “wait a minute…”

Personal it be funny if Bruce is actively avoiding Danny to try and not adopt him because he already had enough teasing from his children as it is, unfortunately, Danny also had to have a tragic backstory that only makes him want to keep him even more.