(formerly @brosinthecloset)

(formerly @brosinthecloset)

You should have known getting your big dumb boyfriend into bottoming would come back to bite you in the ass. He went from being your big, beefy total top to demanding you fuck him like a disposable whore. He's even asked you if you know any other big-dicked twinks who can destroy his pussy as well as you can. He wants to be DPed.

What have you unleashed?

(formerly @brosinthecloset)

Chad has things to do, places to be, and he's gonna dress however the fuck he likes while he does.

(formerly @brosinthecloset)

The Bro Code states that bros should practice intimacy on each other. The intention is to then take that practice and apply it to the real thing. You know, with a woman. But for reasons the bros just can't figure out, it never really goes from bro to chick. It just kinda stays bro.

They're both zealots of the Code. Total true believers in brohood. So, like, dudes, why would they wanna spend time with a chick when they've got each other? This is the catch-22 of the Code.

(formerly @brosinthecloset)

One of the now thousands of mutated supersoldiers of the all-gay state of Homolania. Bred, conditioned and trained from birth to be perfect agents of Homofascism, he and his brain-dead brethren patrol the seedy underbelly of the realm's great cities in search of straggots, effeminates and any other undesirables who diminish the Patriarch's great name.

He understands sex, and he understands violence, and he understands the intersection of these two forces. But that is all. He knows nothing except what the Party tells him.

'Roided young Bodybuilder

(formerly @brosinthecloset)

Just some wonderful tops using your wretched bottom holes as a bonding tool. Be that tool; let them bond. Don't talk, don't make a fuss, just take their cum and be grateful you get to be part of a top's life, if only for an hour.