Andrew "so They Killed Cassandra First 'cause She Feared The Worst / And Tried To Tell The Town / So

andrew "so they killed cassandra first 'cause she feared the worst / and tried to tell the town / so they set my life in flames, i regret to say / do you believe me now? / they knew, they knew, they knew the whole time / that i was onto something / the family, the pure greed, the christian chorus line / they all said nothing / blood's thick but nothing like a payroll / bet they never spared a prayer for my soul / but you can mark my words that i said it first / in a morning warning, no one heard" minyard

NEED to know what andrew's reaction to the riko roast was. like the one at the fall banquet. i NEED it. like he was high at the time so was he just grinning as neil absolutely CLOCKED riko??? did even he look a little surprised??? how was he feeling?? was he shocked??? a little attracted??? did he think, fuck, he is good. did he laugh a little and for once it felt sincere?? PLEASE NORA I NEED TO KNOW.

idk why people seem to think neil is like unaware of like slang and trends and certain jokes/innuendos like??? yes he never stayed in one place for a long time and his only consistent company was his mother ok??? he still went to school, got an education and did spend time with other people his age? he watched tv and the news and given how much he travelled, is probably actually very worldly and aware of what's happening around him. he didn't have any long-term friends that doesn't mean he didn't talk to other people his age and listen to their conversations just cos he's not chronically online doesn't mean he doesn't get dirty jokes and obvious references. sm of his and his mother's goal was for him to blend in so obviously he would've been in with all the people his age?? idk this fandom has to stop babying him i swear to god he is an adult.

so we have the trojans and jean is paris. kevin is helen of sparta and neil is achilles and andrew is cassandra???