MANAGER OPPA!!!

MANAGER OPPA!!!

um i really love jungkooks nose,,, like what a beautiful honker

if yoongi decided to open up a bbq restaurant he wouldnt even have to buy grills or anything he could just rap at the meat and it’d cook itself from the straight fire he spit

Seokjin, teaching Taehyung how to drive: Are you familiar with the gear shift?

Taehyung: You mean the PRNDL?

Seokjin: ...

Seokjin: The what?

Taehyung: The PRNDL.

Seokjin: Are you referring to the shift lever that says P-R-N-D-L?

Taehyung: I'm not a child, Jin-hyung, I know how to spell PRNDL.

Seokjin: It is not something you spell. The letters stand for: PARK, REVERSE, NEUTRAL, DRIVE and LOW!

Taehyung: You're making me nervous with all this technical talk!

Seokjin: Oh! I'm sorry. Why don't we just relax and turn on the radio? Would you like AMMM OR FMMM?!

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Vernon meeting your Mexican Family

First post, here we go.

 - Nervous af 

 -at your mom’s birthday party 

 -your dad looking at him like 

 -“de donde chingados es chino?” 

 - “Papaaaaa, no empieces”

 - trying to present himself in Spanish 

 -Failed it 

 -your mom is like “nena, está chaparro” 

 -actually is like a fucking tower but ??? 

 -Your sluty prima trying to get him, because d is the d 

 -First time tasting a REAL taco

 -se chinga otros 8 

 -Con salsa -de la que no pica (but you lied to him) 

 -Your dad calling him a “chino con huevos” just to cheer him up

 -He’s an abuelita guy 

 -Would be in the love with your abuelita’s sazón 

 -your brother/sister are happy that your finally find someone… nice 

 -first time trying tequila 

 -Ended drunk 

 -Dacing with your Tia, Los Angeles Azules songs 

 -also trying to sing it but nope 

 -calling you princesa 

 -mi reina, mi nina, corazón 

 -cant pronounce ñ 

 -Se chinga más tequila 

 -Eating cacahuates japoneses 

 -“These are Japanese Peanuts?”

 -“I don’t kn…” 

 -“they’re round as your face :-)”

 -”……. 

 -playing domino with your tíos 

 -finally nailed it 

 -at the end of the party, he’s playing with your little primos 

 -scared af because Mexican kids are wild 

 -Your family calling him “el mixto” because he was talking in Korean while he was drunk. 

 -he’s waiting the next party because he loves your family and Mexican parties are the best ones. 

 -waiting to meet his family now.