So I Was Getting My Stuffed Animals Off My Clothes Line (dryer Broke) And Theyre All Named After The

So i was getting my stuffed animals off my clothes line (dryer broke) and they’re all named after the batfamily. Unfortunately I hadn’t realized one fell until I went back out side to get more things off the line. I look and my dog Tucker is just trying to destroy my stuffed animal Timothy and would not let him go. Typically I can trick my dog into dropping stuff by tossing a stick but it did not work this time. I eventually got Timothy back mostly unharmed a bit dirty tho. Anyways I can’t help but think my dog was possessed by Damian

Minotaur is not a species

The Minotaur was named that because he was the son of King Minos. Anyone with a bull head has to be named after their dad, like the Kyletaur or something.

Last night I dreamt that I was on a game show and it went like this

Game Host: what British food is most like a radish? Beans on toast or ratatouille

Me (a fool): ratatouille!

Game Host: ooh so close but the answer is beans on toast because that’s the only food that the British have

Then I woke up

reblog if you believe fanfics are as valid as books that were published and sold by authors who write as their main careers. I'm trying to prove a point

‘Frankenstein was the doctor’ first of all that little bitch was a college dropout so don’t you ‘doctor’ me

i worry we are losing touch with the True Meaning Of Halloween (avoiding the fairies)