Last Night I Dreamt That I Was On A Game Show And It Went Like This

Last night I dreamt that I was on a game show and it went like this

Game Host: what British food is most like a radish? Beans on toast or ratatouille

Me (a fool): ratatouille!

Game Host: ooh so close but the answer is beans on toast because that’s the only food that the British have

Then I woke up

Can’t believe my preferred style is just a combination of the middle children of the batfam

Ykw I need motivation to make change in my life but I'm too much of a pussy to make it myself so 5k notes and I quit my shitty job before the year is over.

Dc’s coming for my bones because I’m letting Damian and Tim enjoy normal sibling behavior of playing punch buggy and getting ice cream and it’s going against the child soldier agenda

i worry we are losing touch with the True Meaning Of Halloween (avoiding the fairies)