Here Me Out Guys

here me out guys

jumin likes soap operas imagine him and MC pretending to fight/divorce then get back together again with all the drama of a soap opera because one day MC was like “it’s been pretty quiet and peaceful lately hasn’t it jumin? how about we play a game?”

like MC ham’s it up big time but jumin being the professional he is, is actually pretty believable. maybe they just do it at home because MC like being a drama queen… maybe the press finds out and buys into the whirlwind of drama who know but at the game ends with them saying “do you really want to go?” “the only reason i’d ever leave is just so i could experience coming back to you again and again” and a sweet kiss

i think it was parks and rec where the couple said they where getting a divorce just so they could get remarried to each other and yeah that idea but over the top because jumin doesn’t do anything half way

may i request the RFA reacting to finding out MC is “going commando”

A/N: Woah been a while since Ive done a request. Gonna assume MC is in a relationship with the characters. Hope this is what you wanted, I got a lil confused when I saw this and there's sadly not much material I can go off of :<

Characters: Seven, Zen, Jumin, Yoosung & Jaehee

Warning! This is a lil bit suggestive due to the nature of this request, nothing too extreme but I would still recommend watching out <3

Seven/Luciel

Sly lil guy, says he doesn't want you doing it but he loves it

Expect him to want you on his lap for reasons I shall not mention

Won't let you go outside though, while he does trust you, he doesn't trust other people

Loves it when you tease him with this whole idea as well, perhaps you should do it more often ;)

Zen

This guy gets so possesive over you as soon as you tell him this, within a second his jacket is around your waist if you're planning on going somewhere

It makes him go crazy but he's gotta protect you from others, just stares at any guy that even tries to look at you

All he can think about is what he's gonna do to you later

Maybe tease him a lil and wear something short hehe~

Fair to say that you had a long night with him and he asked you to never do that to him again cuz he was so distracted all day long

Jumin

Would be so confused when you tell him this

"What do you mean, MC? You're going to join the military?"

Once he understood what you meant he gets so embarrased and questions why you're doing this, would offer to go shopping with you because he doesn't know what's going on

It does distract him throughout the day though, what if someone does something yk

Calls you a few times to know where you are, eventually just asks you to go home

Goes home early because he can't bear the thought of someone else having you

Pls don't do that to him again :<

Yoosung

Honestly I don't he would care all that much, gets a bit more possesive over you, his jacket around your waist or over your legs when sitting down

Trying to make sure no one notices

Part of him likes it though, the whole secretive thing is fun to him in a way..?

No games for him tonight, he's having you instead <3

Jaehee

"But why?" is her first reaction, doesn't know why you'd do that for fun

Tries to get you to stay home all day so no one sees you

But for some reason you wanna go outside to buy some stuff, she goes with you and tries to keep you covered as much as she can while also angrily staring at everyone

Poor bb is exhausted from doing this all day long though

Pls end the day with some cuddles (and maybe more)

oh golly

the first time you made me laugh

Jumin X reader. For @goddess-shattering-star​​ 💕

You sit on the pristine leather couch in the middle of the spacious, sunlit room and consider the sound of your own voice: stiff and strange, too loud and too sharp and—as far as you can tell—horribly out of place.

Your bare feet are tucked up under your body and your hands are clasped in your lap. You’re a funny little pretzel, you think: all tied up in knots (and tongue-tied, too—twisted and turned inside out). You can’t seem to remember how it is that you normally use your limbs.

He watches you with an unreadable look in his eyes and you wonder if he feels the same way.

“So,” he says. He’s perched on a chair opposite you with his legs crossed in front of him—like he, too, isn’t sure how he’s supposed to act.

“So,” you say back. Over the phone, speaking to him felt as natural as falling into bed at the end of a long day—but now you are in his home, and you’re looking into his fathomless eyes, and you’re suddenly aware that you hardly know him at all.

“I’ll order food for us,” he says slowly, rising from his chair (and you suspect it’s because he wants to give himself a task). “Anything you’d like.”

You watch him instead of answering. He crosses the living room with a sort of purposeful stride, and it’s easy to imagine the way crowds must part for him when he’s out in the world. The air around him vibrates; he’s got presence and power—and yet you get the sense that he’s a man who never feels comfortable (not even in his own home).

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exactly i’m sorry rent paying corporation my CEO boyfriend is having an existential crisis because of losing his cat and i really have to take care of this

no offense to my real job but i’ve got emails to answer for my fake party planning job while one of my four boyfriends has a crisis about his twin brother joining a cult and that takes up all of my time

jumin han agrees and so should you

When cats put their little paw over their eyes while they’re sleeping reblog if you agree.

is is this not just cannon cannon? like it’s so spot on

Headcannon: when Seven is bored and runs out of things to do he makes elaborate Rube Goldberg machines. Like just to open a can of phd pepper for him or to turn on a fan. And he’ll just have boxes and boxes of random crap like little toy trains, train tracks, gears, clocks, and yards and yards of yarn. And eventually the rfa stumbles upon it and is like ?? You knit?? And instead of explaining he just goes with it