Here Me Out Guys

here me out guys

jumin likes soap operas imagine him and MC pretending to fight/divorce then get back together again with all the drama of a soap opera because one day MC was like “it’s been pretty quiet and peaceful lately hasn’t it jumin? how about we play a game?”

like MC ham’s it up big time but jumin being the professional he is, is actually pretty believable. maybe they just do it at home because MC like being a drama queen… maybe the press finds out and buys into the whirlwind of drama who know but at the game ends with them saying “do you really want to go?” “the only reason i’d ever leave is just so i could experience coming back to you again and again” and a sweet kiss

i think it was parks and rec where the couple said they where getting a divorce just so they could get remarried to each other and yeah that idea but over the top because jumin doesn’t do anything half way

I’m aromantic asexual in my teens i was pressured to give dating a try, i went on a couple simply because everyone said i would enjoy it my first kiss i had a panic attack because there was so much pressure to feel this way that i just didn’t i kept wondering what was wrong with me why was i so broken everyone else talked about love and sex like it was the only thing that really mattered like it was the end all be all goal and i didn’t want it

my dad told me i should see the doctor to test my hormone and when everything came back normal i was sure that i was just broken my counselor at the time even had me tested for autism because of it. when i finally found the term asexual it felt like i wasn’t alone. there were other people living happy healthy and lost importantly whole lives all without romance or sex it was like someone saw all the pieces of me and said “your not broken your a beautiful mosaic” and everything clicked it finally made sense.

the idea that asexuality is a “disease” is insanely harmful. it’s ridiculously close minded and honestly abhorrent.

i love ur writing i really do

but did ya really have to write the "asexual" mc headcanon? its a disease and shouldnt be glorified plus i doubt asmo woukd get alog with a "asexual" mc since hes lust yk

Thank you, I am glad you enjoy it.

I did it cause someone asked. I think it was pretty brave of them to ask about something so personal and I commend them for that.

I don't know if I would call it a disease. I haven't done too much research into it myself. I just know the definition and some of my friends opinions on being asexual. From what they told me, it is just a way of life.

I really wasn't trying to glorify it, and I am sorry if I seemed like I did. I was just trying to describe it well. People come to me for content to make them feel happy and loved by these boys so that is what I try to make.

I also think Asmo would get a long with everyone. I see him as the type of person to be very accepting of all genders, sexualities, kinks, and other things. More so than most of the other Brothers would.

You can feel any way you want to, but I am going to write him as very accepting and loving. To me lust is more than just sex, it is about the chase.

look at this thing this deserves attention!!

Her New Favourite Game

Mc gets super bored while she's stuck in the apartment. So while he's busy working on his laptop and accting like a little bitch (affectionate), she pulls out her phone and sends him a very specific text. She knows it can backfire terribly, but at this point she'll take anything other than staring at the ceiling for another five hours.

"I'm standing right behind you." The message starts out. Saeyoung glances at the notification. It's nice of Mc to warn him of her presence so he doesn't get spooked. After all, the music blasting from his headphones drowns out any possible noise. The screen of his phone lights up again only seconds later. "I am not wearing anything."

Grinning, Mc watches as his shoulders tense. So he did see the message. Saeyoung lets out a sputtering noise and leans forward, as if forcing himself to stare at the code in front of him and only that. His hands are shaky and his fingers fly back to the backspace key a lot more frequently than before. His breathing is heavy, and Mc is thankful that his music is too loud for him to hear her laughter.

"You look tense", her follow up reads, "I could help you relax a little bit ~"

A yelp echoes through the small apartment, as Saeyoung grabs his phone and slams it to the floor screen down. He turns his head lightly, only barely enabling Mc to see his frown. What she can also see however, is the shade of deep red coloring his ears and face.

"I- I don't need to relax! I am relaxed. I have never been more relaxed in my life!", he stutteres, not daring to turn around any further, afraid of what he might see if he does.

Endlessly amused by the situation she created, Mc giggles to herself. "It's okay to be a little excited...I am too...," she coos.

It got progressively harder for her to keep up the act. After all, she's lounging on the couch and, contrary to what she somehow convinced the shy hacker of, fully clothed, save for her bare feet.

Another strange noise creeps over his lips.

"I am not excited and neither should you be."

His claim isn't convincing at all, but very endearing to Mc to say the least.

"Fine, I am going to have some fun on my own then." She gets up from the couch and heads for the bedroom. "You're free to come play with me if you change your mind."

Saeyoung swallows as he listens to Mc's steps leaving the room. Letting out a shaky breath, he holds himself back. His legs are shaking, filled with the need to jump up from where he sits and following Mc to go "play" with her.

"God," he sighs, "Keep it together, this is not what you're here for, Seven."

Umbeknownst to him, Mc stands behind the door, a sly smile on decorating her face at him scolding himself. It seems like one of the outcomes she deemed the most unlikely is more attainable than she anticipated.

Knowing that, from now on, this was going to be her new favourite game.

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WHEN IS THE PROTEST?

AUGUST 6th, 2021        12 am Eastern Time (US)          5 am Greenwich Mean Time          6 am Central European Time          8 am Moscow Standard Time          1 pm Australian Western Time          2 pm Japan Standard Time          3:30 pm Australian Central Time          4 pm Australian Eastern Time AUGUST 5th, 2021          11 pm Mountain Time (US)            9 pm Pacific Time (US)

THE END TIME IS 24 HOURS FROM START TIME!!!

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WILL THIS WORK?

Maybe, maybe not. It’s an attempt at doing SOMETHING.

also like i want too

I COULD SLEEP TO JUMIN’S VOICE YA’LL-

I AM THIS CLOSE TO RECORDING ALL HIS CALLS AND JUST PLAYING THEM ON LOOP OH MY GOODNESS-

listen jumins joke are *chefs kiss* literally my favorite comedy. (that being said i have also been compared to daria and told i have very dry humor soooo ya know)

????? U sure?????

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Okay, sure, Jan.