Johnny: Who's Your Daddy

Johnny: who's your daddy

V: Takemura!

Johnny:... No your meant to say "Johnny!"

V: you aren't my daddy if anything you'd be my grandpa.

Johnny: now that's just uncalled for.

V: yea, yea what ever you say Pops.

Here's a little Jackie and V being cute with V shaving Jackies face and omg his hair is down!!

I hope you all enjoy this. Requested by @phoenix2m

This one was request by @nautseverywhere

I hope you enjoy my V Vesper and Kerry I love these boys with a passion. Dilf rock star with older Nomad.

Hell id fuck Pepe if i could in the street kid route that's how he could pay me back. And Claire in afterlife is hot as hell and I want to just kiss her.

Male!V players are upset they can’t romance Judy and River and Fem!V players are upset they can’t romance Kerry and everyone is upset they can’t romance Takemura which just proves to me that the horny bastards on here only wanna fuck what Daddy CDPR says they can’t and honestly? I get it 100%

Mantis blades and Gorrila fist.

Oda Sandayu x male V

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Oda Sandayu didn't like V that was something he made very clear on multiple occasions such as thier first meeting,the time they tired to kill each other, the time Oda looked ready to kill him the moment he had walked in beside Hanako Arasaka and now of recent with Oda standing in his doorway of his apartment at 10 at night.

V didn't know what to do, it was a surprise to have Oda show up on his door step at all and here he stood demanding a rematch fight.

It had been nearly a year since V recovered from the chip and Johnny. Sometimes he still caught himself trying to talk to Johnny even tho he wasn't there anymore, so there wasn't alot which could really surprise V.

But to seemed Oda just knew how to, after all it wasn't everyday he had a handsome Arasaka ninja at his front door.

But having Oda Sandayu wanting to fighting him again was something V wasn't ready for.

so in his better judgement he declined the request only for Oda to barge into his apartment not happy with that answer.

"Look Oda I don't know why you are so desperate to fight me now. You lost, just take the embarrassment and deal with it like a normal person" he said while trying to push the other man back out the door. Eventually it got him nowhere and he decided to let Oda in

moving away from the door only to have Oda follow him.

"You do not understand Vexrin, I was trained and raised to protect Hanako yet I was bested by a Street Thief"

he growls looking to the blue and red haired man as if he wanted to rip him apart.

V mumbles under his breath about Oda and Goro with their constant talk of honor, why did all the good looking men have to be either crazy or care only about work.

Finally he decided if he couldn't get rid of Oda he'd try and apease him.

"Come in and Sit down and we will talk about it"

V moved to the couch before dropping onto it and waits for Oda to come and sit down.

Oda doesn't move straight away he continues to glare at V. "Take a picture it last longer" V says and Oda continues to glare at him.

Eventually deccided Vexrin snaps his fingers to get odas attention and break him out of his trance like state.

"If it makes you feel any better the only reason I really won against you was becuase I had gorilla arm upgrades. If I didn't you most likely would have won. Not only that I was running off instinct of not wanting to die, so I was doing the best I could to stay alive"

V grabs one of the cans of soda off the table in front of him and offers it to the other man.

Oda eyes the can suspiciously and shaking his head deciding not to take the drink, V shrugs his shoulders and cracks the can open and takes a drink or the sweet beverage.

"I still want a rematch" Oda says with pure determination and fire in his pale grey almost white eyes.

V groans in annoyance once again and makes up his mind.

"Fine! If I give you a fucking rematch with you sit the fuck down and stop having a stick up your ass!"

With that said Oda huffs and takes a seat on the couch opposite of V. Vexrin closes his eyes and pinches the bridge of his nose are he tries to calm himself down.

'Don't kill him, you promised Goro you wouldn't kill him even if you really want to'

They both sat in silence for a while before Oda speaks up.

" What are the trems for this re match, time and place"

gods he really does take after Takemura with his constant talk for business and never just casual convosation.

"The terms are you have a drink with me and don't attack me while I'm in my apartment other then that have at"

V grabs another can of soda and holds it out to Oda.

" and you have to have the drink with me or it's a no go, even tho I doubt that would stop you"

Oda nods and takes the can of soda. He cracks it and takes a big mouthful. His eyes are now back on V.

" Understood watch you back Vexrin Vincent"

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Well I just found out johnny silverhand is Bi so I'm enjoying this now.

V: fuck you johnny

Johnny: come fuck me yourself you coward

V:... eat my ass

Johnny: jokes on you now I'm just horny.

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Johnny: yea I fucked Kerry back in the day.

V just trying to enjoy a conversation with Kerry: wait really?

Johnny: yea I slept with everyone in the band. Guess I was just that good that everyone wanted me.

V: ..... Johnny that's called being a whore

Johnny looking really displeased at V:....

V: hey I never said that was. a bad thing, means I might have a chance.

Johnny: with Kerry, yea anyone could properly fuck him and he'd roll over like a dog.

V: I mean with you.

Kerry not knowing what is happening but just watching V talk to himself