Kerry X V - Tumblr Posts
This one was request by @nautseverywhere
I hope you enjoy my V Vesper and Kerry I love these boys with a passion. Dilf rock star with older Nomad.
How my different V's react to sparing Oda
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Vishnu
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Oda: why.. why haven't you killed me?
Vishnu: thank Takemura and the face fucking he is getting later for me to spare you.
Oda: what :/
Vishnu:....
Takemura: V I am still on the call.
Vishnu whispering: fuck I forgot to end the call
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Vexrin
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Oda: why haven't you killed me?
Vexrin: becuase I owe Takemura for my life. So this is my payment back to him. Otherwise I would have don't something that I would regret.
Oda: and what is that?
Vex: sit on that handsome face of yours and see how long it takes you to pass out.
Oda: ○_○
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Vesper
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Oda: why haven't you killed?
Vesper: Honeslty I don't fucking know? Like shits a giggles, maybe so you have to live in shame the a Nomad kicked your sorry Arasaka ass
Vesper:.....
Oda:...
Kerry: fuck yea there goes my fucking boyfriend, break his back V!
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Valcorian
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Oda: why haven't you killed me?
Valcorian: becuase you most liekly have people waiting for you to come home safely same as I and it also pisses johnny off enough that he might rail me later
Oda: the fuck :/
Johnny: oh your getting a railing later I'll throw you over one V
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Hope you all enjoy
Cyberpunk shenanigans
Hope you all enjoy some of these are incorrect quotes, some is B99 others are things my family has said
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Oda: why are you smiling?
Vexrin: what? can't I just smile
Takemura: Adam smasher tripped and fell while fighting Vexrin.
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Vesper: what's a thot?
Johnny: it's a thoughtful person.
*Later*
Kerry passing Vesper a coffee: here you go.
Vesper: thanks Ker, you're such a thot
Kerry spits out his coffee
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Vishnu: are you in love with Oda?
Vexrin sweating:... No
Vishnu: oh is that so lad, then why do you draw O+V in hearts everywhere?
Vexrin: Its stands for Overcoming Violence.
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Vesper: hi welcome to Applebees, would you like apples or bees?
Takemura: b-bees?
Vesper: HE HAS SELECTED BEES!!!
Takemura: no wait-
Vexrin walking our with a jar of bees
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Johnny: I'm gonna lose my shit
Valcorian: ?!? At the old people?!?
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Oda: why the fuck would you by that?
Vexrin: becuase Oda, it makes me look like I have a nice ass
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Kerry asking about Vesper: Great, but what's his body like on a scale from Vexrin to Vishnu?
Vexrin looking to Vishnu: sorry, mate
Vishnu: what's that lad in the Ten.
Vexrin: sure you are mate, sure you are
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Johnny: fuck I hate people
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Vexrin: why don't you like Oda? I think he's great
Vishnu: he tried to kill us remember?
Vexrin stabbing Vishnu with a plastic spoon: I just tried to kill you, do you hate me now?
Vishnu sighing: Lad..
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Takemura and Valcorian figuring out plans.
Valcorian: I'm pretty quick at maths
Takemura: okay, what's 38 times 76?
Valcorian: 69
Takemura: that wasn't even close
Valcorian: but it was fast
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Vesper: two bros chilling in the hot tub five feet away becuase they're not gay
Kerry: your my boyfriend Vesp
Vesper:...
Kerry: your sitting on my Lap.
Vesper: still..
Kerry: we were just making out
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Vishnu: this food is too hot, I can't eat it.
Takemura without thinking: your too hot yet I still eat you out.
Vishnu:....
Takemura:...
Oda: ONE DINNER, ONE FUCKIMG DINNER IS ALL I WANT!!
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Vesper to Johnny: how much do I look like a fuck boy?
Johnny pointing gun at him: enough
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Vishnu: I've never been more proud of you for anything in your life.
Vexrin on the verge of tears: really?!?
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Valcorian: please don't shoot me for being an inconvenience
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Vishnu: I just talked to Goro, We're waiting on the Op. Everything is cool
Vexrin: did you tell him we slept together twice?
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Vexrin: Oda and I are friends, but if he asked me to fuck him I would.
Oda:what?
Vexrin: what?
Vesper: he said if you asked him to fuck you He would
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Vesper: it was like taking candy from a baby.
Takemura: why are you giving candy to a baby in the first place.
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Vexrin frustrated: can't you guys at least try and see this from my point of view?
Johnny laying on the ground: oh the world's so big form down here.
Vishnu crouching down: ok let's try this.
Takemura bending his knees a bit: will this suffice?
Oda leaning doing a little: like this Vex?
Vexrin livid as he points at each do them: fuck you, fuck you, fuck you and fuck me
