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dnd jokes that will always be funny no matter what your dm tells you
"jesus christ" "who's that"
"this is just like (tv show/movie)" "that's my favorite play"
referring to famous musicians or actors from the real world as "bards"
adding the word "fantasy" in front of modern things (i pull out my Fantasy iPhone and open Fantasy Tinder)
"how hurt are you" "on a scale of one to twenty-eight i'd say i'm at about a nine."
feel free to add more
These two are amazing!
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dnd jokes that will always be funny no matter what your dm tells you
"jesus christ" "who's that"
"this is just like (tv show/movie)" "that's my favorite play"
referring to famous musicians or actors from the real world as "bards"
adding the word "fantasy" in front of modern things (i pull out my Fantasy iPhone and open Fantasy Tinder)
"how hurt are you" "on a scale of one to twenty-eight i'd say i'm at about a nine."
feel free to add more
gilear core
I donāt know who needs to hear this, but if youāre at a low point:
If you were a fictional man right now, there would be *at least* ten people if not a large portion of the fanbase that would call you their wet beast poor little meow meow
people looooove to act like the ocean is so special and sexy. "ohhh it's so wide open you can see seven miles to the horizon!" yeah illinois is like that too. "you can see the curve of the earth!!" i've seen it over harvested cornfields in illinois. "but there's waves on the ocean!" corn has waves too. there's even eldrich creatures as yet unidentified by biologists living in the corn. you're not special, ocean. you're not special.
you mean to tell me this isn't the funniest thing you've ever seen?
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*best joke of 2023*
and the award goes to š„
JESS MCKENNA FOR "ITS PROBABLY A MOLE"
i want to share with everyone what is probably my favourite jess mckenna joke of all time
i genuinely lose it every time i hear it it is PERFECTLY set up. and that proud look on zach's face afterwards is everything to me
heeppy hoolida
I might've added the BG3 Art Book to my dnd assets stash
It' 100% does not have things like the 5e players' handbook + 5eās character sheet, several gm guides, critical role's explorer's guide to wildmount, baldur's gate and waterdeep city encounters, 101 potions and their effects, volo's guide to monsters, both of xanathar's guides, a bunch of other encounters, one shots, and class builds
In no way are there any pdfās relating to any wizard who may or may not be residing on any coast
(Edit that Iāve moved the folder to the new link above! So if you catch a different version of this post that link wonāt work anymore!)
Riz Gukgak, (un)official detective
Happy d20 Gift Exchange everybody!! I made this for @rizzzerson !
Happy holidays!
the problem with reading and writing leading to a strong vocabulary is that you tend to know the vibe of words instead of their meanings.
if I used this word in a sentence, would it make sense? absolutely. if you asked me what it meant, could I tell you? absolutely not.
Pete: Stephā¦ Iām bleedingā¦
Steph: Oh godā¦ whatās your blood type?!
Pete: B positiveā¦
Steph: Iām trying to but youāre bleeding-
Incorrect Nerdy Prudes Must Die 2/?, ao3 edition
it's hilarious how at a certain point peter and steph are just super focused on protecting and saving each other and poor grace is just... there. not even third wheeling just being ignored lmao
like guys there's a whole ass third person with you
rare renaissance painting of joy instead of combat-drenched agony
"Pete and Steph and both T4T and Bi4Bi" I say into a mic, the crowd boos, their voices loud and disapproving.
"They're right" a chorus of voices interrupt the booing crowd as they make their presence known.
As I look up at the mysterious ensemble I see them.
The entire cast of Starkid.
Shout out to @laneypenn!
7/?
OFF BOOK bonus, inspiration courtesy of @rovermcfly:
