Peter Spankoffski - Tumblr Posts
okay this is it, the fifth and final quote post for u losers
part 1
teensy weensy filler chapter, how exciting. i had to make a decision tree to find out which ships could happen. i considered everything and i think i’ve planned out the best possible scenario
local richie writer ignores him for an entire chapter
finally!!!! it is here!!!!!!! I don’t know how I managed to write 10k words in 4 chapters do not ask me. any thoughts on next chapter being another Richie pov? they’re a lot easier to write but I feel like they might b boring to read? Idk.
I found a little caterpillar in my lettuce today shes my friend now. In other news chapter 5 is here
If you were to tell me that while watching nerdy prudes must die, I would start hearing a Christian having sex with a ghost after I nearly saw a girl kill her crush just to save the world? I would believe you, why? Because it's fucking starkid
Has anyone done this yet?
Guys you don’t understand, they’re literally the epitome of the “He asked for no pickles” meme.
Your honour, they were simply just in a silly goofy mood.
*fingers aggressively gripping my thighs* Yea I think about that one sleazeball a normal amount.
Little Pete for your troubles
Yea…I immediately opened Procreate after reading that last one
Spankoffski Bros Headcannons
They live in a pretty small apartment, I can see the layout in my head. 2 bedrooms 1 bathroom. It smells like a mix of grandma and Ted’s axe body spray
Their bedrooms are right across the hall from each other
Either a)their parents died under suspicious circumstances, b)had a huge messy divorce with lots of fighting over custody of Pete to the point where Pete just said fuck em and moved in with his brother or c)their parents wanted to move out of Hatchetfield but Peter refused to leave his friends and Ted offered to take him in for his senior year
They get take out at least once a week
Ted will always text Peter if he plans to spend the night somewhere else and tells their neighbors to check in on him
Ted taught Peter how to shave
Every time Peter won a science fair, despite teasing him endlessly, Ted would always take a picture and put it in his wallet (he now has a wallet with one of those photo holders that flips out)
They secretly watch trashy reality TV together on Sundays and yell at the screen the whole time
Every time Steph calls Pete, Ted will start making make out noises in the background to embarrass him
Peter and Richie met because Ted and Paul brought them to bring your kid to work day at CCRP
They come up with intricate and convoluted ways to slyly flip each other off (ie. scratching their nose with their middle finger, popping all of their knuckles but one, etc.)
Peter gave Ted an “I ❤️ hot moms” shirt for Christmas one year
Nerdy Days
Giving the people what they demanded
Song - The Ballad of Jane Doe from Ride The Cyclone: The Musical.
(Animated version with the song available in a separate post- Tumblr doesn’t allow you to add videos into reblogs apparently)
The Ballad of Peter Spankoffski
Song - The Ballad of Jane Doe from Ride The Cyclone: The Musical.
(Original comic in a separate post- Tumblr doesn’t let you add videos onto reblogs apparently so I had to make a separate post for the animated version)
Who let this man babysit.
I am not immune to funny crackships.
+ Bonus
“The spankoffski bros are played by the same actor, they both can’t be on stage at the same time!”
Wrong. Joey has two hands.
May I present the superior solution:
…..I wish there was more context then there actually is 😭
But uhhh…I may or may not have drawn the catalyst drawing
Tedsune Miku, Scraggsune Miku, Petesune Miku, and some fuckin goat all show up at con - A brawlsune commences
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