HAHAHA I HAD TO

HAHAHA I HAD TO

Even more horny thoughts:

I hope I dont have to mention that the recoms have big dicks.

I feel like everyone knows that by now.

In most fanfics/oneshots/smuts, the reader/oc/other characters are ALWAYS able so somehow deepthroat them.

But what if the poor reader cant because its just too big? Gagging on the dick with only a bit more than the tip inside?

Defeated you only have one choices "Can I practice to deepthroat you?"

No matter who, if its Quaritch, Lyle, Mansk or someone else, they will suddenly get feral. Having to hold themselves back from forcing their cock inside your mouth.

Of course they say yes. No matter how long it takes, they enjoy every second of it. Even if you cant take much of them.

Because just to feel your touch, your tongue, your mouth on them, they dont expect more.

Its already enough to drive them mad.

Because its you. And you want them enough to try and get better for them!

They dont care if you can ever do it. The fact that you want to try is more than they could want.

You: Why are you burning our marriage certificate?!

Wainfleet: Good luck trying to return me without a receipt.

* ੈ✩‧₊˚ — 𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐒 𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 ⁺ ݃ * ₊ ･

𝐀𝐕𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 | psa: read the warnings before consuming the media.

oneshots ˗ˏˋ ♡ ˎˊ˗

cockwarming - summary: quaritch is obsessed with being inside of you, all day every day. 18+

thigh riding - summary: how quaritch reacts to you riding his thigh, and how he helps out. 18+

what bunny wants, bunny gets - summary: you have a slight crush on jake. rather than getting angry at your desires, miles lets you indulge in them. 18+

way too good at goodbyes - summary: miles has to go away on a mission for a few days. this upsets you, and miles just hates to see you cry. 18+

somnophilia (coming soon) - summary: miles returns from his mission to find you, his pretty little bunny, sleeping, bare of any clothes and curled into his pillows. it’s been days since he’s felt your touch, though, and he just can’t wait until you awake to get a taste of your nectar. 18+ (pre-established consent, dubious)

desire (coming soon) - summary: it’s not exactly your fault the male scientists can’t keep their eyes off of you. in an attempt to stop their ogling, miles decides to put on a show for them, and make them realise who you really belong to. 18+

period pain - summary: miles takes care of you when you’re on your period (sfw)

drunken rambles - summary: during a celebration over miles’ most recent successful mission, you get a little too drunk. he opts for making sure you get to bed safely rather than to continue his celebration, and realises that life with you as his mate isn’t all that bad. (sfw)

drabbles + asks ˗ˏˋ ♡ ˎˊ˗

miles being the ultimate brat tamer for bunny

miles and bunny in public (will be writing a fic based on this ask soon!)

how miles reacted to bunny having a crush on jake sulky

the recom team + bunny

series ˗ˏˋ ♡ ˎˊ˗

invisible string (coming soon) - summary: a soulmate au, featuring how you met miles, tonowari and jake. (fluff)

Spider:eywa is the most powerful spirit of Pandora, she is a goddess🙏🏻

Quaritch: the only god here is jesus

Spider: wtf, Who is Jesus?

Lopez: Both are wrong, sorry boss but the supreme god is the virgencita

Spider and quaritch: WTF BRO.

how big is the AVATAR fandom? (by James Cameron) reblog if you belong