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The recoms: lyles sand castle

Quaritch: -put up a beach umbrella and puts down their towels and everyone elses- EVERYONE LINE UP CAUSE YOUR ARE ALL GETTING SUNSCREEN!

-the whole unit lines up infront of quaritch-

Quaritch: -spraying sunscreen on every last one of them- now go play and don’t get yourselves killed.

Lopez: -dancing on the sand all the way to the water- HOT HOT HOT

Brown: I TOLD YOU TO KERP UR SHOES ON BUT YOU DONT LISTEN!

Lyle: -goes and starts making a sandcastle-

Mansk: Lyle what are you doing?

Lyle: making myself a sandcastle why?

Mansk: no reason

Lyle:….eh -continues making their sandcastle-

-a few moments later-

Lyle: Coronal coke look at my sand castle

Quaritch: oh Lyle let’s see- WHAT IN GODS NAME

-Lyle built a full on real castle that’s made out of sand-

Lyle: :)

Z-dog: -a the top of the castle- IM THE LESBIAN OF THE WORLD

Mansk: WTF

Ja: ME NEXT

Lopez:…………how

Brown: ………HUH

Prager: -takes a picture of it- achievement

Ja: GUYS THERES A HUGE WAVE COMING!

Quaritch: OH HELL NAW

Z-dog: I wanna surf it

Lopez: si no adiós (Yup Nope goodbye)

Brown: BIG WAVE BIG WAVE

Lyle: NOOOOO

-the big wave sweeps away lyles sand castle plus z-dog-

Lyle: -sniffles- my…sand…castle

Z-dog: -makes it on shore and coughs up water-……never again

Walker: -crouches down to z-dog- you good

Quaritch: It’s ok Lyle you can make another sandcastle when we come to the beach next time

Lyle: -more sniffles- ok

-they all go back to the RDA base and enjoy the rest of their day there. R.I.P lyles sandcastle. It will be missed-

Warren: HOW THE HELL ARE YALL GONNA FORGET ABOUT ME!? I’m about to break the 4th wall

-and they left warren at the beach for many reasons that I can not say-

The recoms: night owl squad (gone wrong?)

Brown: -recording- Go go go go!

Lyle: -playing dance dance revolution and trying to beat Lopez’s high score-

Ja: Damn Bro Finna break the damn game

Mansk: idek why I’m here

Brown: Don’t care didn’t ask

Lyle: -the song ends and Lyle is out of breath panting like a dog-

Lopez: and you were sooooo close

Lyle: why just why

Brown: y’all wanna find other stupid shit to do?

Ja: hell yeah!

Mansk: im getting tired so I’m gonna go hit the stack night -goes to the sleeping quarters and goes back to back to bed-

Lopez: he just don’t wanna get in trouble

Ja: facts

Lyle: well what else can we do late at night

Brown: I have the perfect idea!

Ja: oh lord i already have a bad feeling

Brown: ok so -explains how they’re gonna try and steal some alcohol from the cafe and play never have I ever but you have to take a shot if you done it-

Lopez: sounds stupid…..IM IN

Lyle: sound good

Ja:…..ok

Brown: let’s do it!

-they end up stealing the alcohol and some shot cups so they could play their game. don’t do this at home kids-

Brown: -pours everyone one shot- ok I’ll go first cause we all know how to play right.

-they all nod-

Brown: ok good so never have I ever slapped quaritchs ass

Lyle: -takes a shot-

Lopez: Lyle wtf

Lyle: he got a dumpy

Ja: yeah no

Brown: fruity but ok

Lopez: ok ok ok Never have i ever told someone that they looked good but they look like shit

-they all take a shot-

Lyle: I don’t wanna make them feel bad

Brown: Sometimes…lying is nessasary

Lopez: Yup

Ja: -Gags- it tastes bitter

Lyle: you never drank before?

Ja: no! I promised my mother that I would have GOOD lungs and HEATHY liver.

Brown:…….that’s a damn lie

Ja: bitch

Lyle: ok never have I ever stabbed myself in the leg

Brown: -takes a shot- ….it was by accident

-moments later they’re all drunk off their asses and end up doing more stupid shit. Warren cue the ad-

Warren: Why don’t people simp for me

-STOP BREAKING THE DAMN 4TH WALL….excuse me I gotta do something-

Warren: WAIT NOOO NOT THE BELT

-ok I’m back so like I said drunk off their asses and they ended up doing more stupid shit because I said so. part 2 maybe?-

the recoms: Lossing money (based on a true story)

Lyle: COLONAL HELP I LOST ALL THE MONEY ON MY CARD

Quaritch: I’m sorry what

Ja: -eating a pretzel- hm?

Lyle: I FEEL SCAMMED

Quaritch: WAINFLEET YOU ARE IN YOUR 20s HOW TF

Lyle: ok so basically I was gonna get this bracelet and this big ass squish mellow and I though I had enough money on my card but umm….I didn’t and now I have to wait 3-5 business days for a damn refund.

Quaritch:……I do not get paid enough

Lyle: now what?

Ja: you don’t get the stuff you paid for

Lyle: WHAT

quaritch: But you do get a refund

Lyle: yay

Z-dog: my pussy hurt

Walker: mine too

Quaritch: im sorry What

Z-dog: It was because of the scorcher that made us stand up in uncomfortable seats!

Walker: Yup

Lyle: I lost all my money 🥲

Z-dog: how tf

Quaritch: welp…let’s go home I’m tired

Ja: BUT WE DIDNT GET TO RIDE THE GOLIATH ROLLER COASTER YET

Quaritch: Ja…IM NOT GETTING ON THAT THING I ALREADY WENT ON THE DARE DEVIL AND ALMOST SHIT MYSELF

ja: but it was worth it in the end

Quaritch: and my feet are killing me so home time -gets up and walks to the gate-

Lopez: what about scream break?!

Quaritch:……Fine but we’re home by 11!

All: YAY

(But yeah I lost all the money on my card and was sad. I’ll be waiting for that refund)

Warren: why am I the only person OUT OF ALL THE RECOMS THAT CAN HEAR YOU!?

-cause magic-

The recoms: The Rizz war

Zdog: what the point of this?

Mansk: Idk

Prager: i guess to see who’s gay for one another when it’s basically both.

Brown: -trying to rizz up Lopez- hey are you a chair cause I would sit on you rn

Lopez: -trying to rizz up brown- are you a headache cause you’re always on my mind

Walker: are y’all flies cause y’all are annoying me.

Ja: Damn

Lyle: are you a cheeseburger cause I would totally eat you

Prager: AYE WAIT A DAMN MINUTE

Mansk: -spits out his coffee- WHAT

ja: hey z dog Are my heart because you’re always beating me.

Zdog: -slaps tf out of him- bitch

Ja: SEE WHAT I MEAN

Warren: -bust down the door- Are you the narrator cause I hate you

-L RIZZ NO RIZZ HAHAHFFHVHCH-

Warren:………UGH -leaves-

Walker: I think he’s Emo

Zdog: you think?!

Fike: aye Lopez are you an ice berg cause I crashed into you.

Lopez: ……no just no adios

Fike: WHAT WAS IT THAT BAD?!

All: YES

Fike: 🥲

Quaritch: GO TO FUCKING BED ITS 3 IN THE MORNING

-they soon all went to bed and Warren went to bed sad that he got no bitches and had L rizz-

Warren: Ur mean

-I know-

The recoms: MANSK

FT: My oc Rio

-all of them holding a mormoral for Mansk. Everyone has candles and yeah-

Lyle: we are gathered here today by the recoms to morn the passing of my fellow recom Mansk

Mansk: -in the background- IM NOT DEAD!

Lyle: we haven’t found the remains of his body but we were told that he was dead by….Johnathan…..a scientist

Z-dog: -starts bawling- HE TAUGHT ME HOW TO COOK!

Ja: he stayed by my side when I was sick

Lopez: He taste tested my food to see what was wrong with it

Rio:…..I wish he would come back

-everyone crying and bawling their eyes out-

Fike: I WANT THE GRILL MASTER BACKKKKKK

Brown: DONT WE ALL!?

mansk: IM NOT DEAD IM RIGHT HERE

Everyone: …..MANSK!

-everyone goes and piles onto him-

Ja: WE THOUGHT WE LOST YOU BRO

lyle: YEAH WHO ELSE WOULD I TRADE SUNGLASSES WITH

Mansk: Rio

Lyle: …..their the second option. Sorry rookie

Rio: it’s fine I’m not offended

Mansk: Well I didnt die i just got lost and made friends with a thantor.

Quaritch: well is great to have you back grill master

Mansk: It’s Great to be back. so WHOs Ready for me to start grilling?

Everyone: ME ME ME ME ME

Mansk: ok ok I’ll start now after I wash my hands and get all my supplies. The helper for today is Lopez

Lopez: YES BITCH BEAT THAT

ja: GOD DAMN IT

brown: ………..REALLY

Fike: eh

-we stand grill master Mansk-

Warren: WHAT ABOUT ME

-SHUSH-

the recoms: Power outage sleepover

ft: my oc Rio

Rio: -trying to sleep peacefully-

Lyle: Rookie…Rookie…ROOKIE WAKE UP!

Rio: -wakes up- what?

Brown: yeah the power went out and Lyle wants everyone to have a sleepover because he’s a pussy

Lyle: am not

Prager: -eating a pop tart- hi

Rio:…..I’m going back to sleep

Lyle: Please please please join us!

Rio:…..fineeeee

Lyle: yay let’s go

-they all gathered in the gym and hell even quaritch was there-

Quaritch: this is stupid

Rio: -laying their head on walkers shoulder- yeah

Warren: do why are we here

Lyle: sleep over

Brown: where’s ja, Lopez, mansk and z?

Lyle: z dogs a heavy sleeper yet does sleep through her alarm the others idk

Mansk: im Right here

Ja: Yeah me too

Lopez: -sleep on a Damn bench press-

Z dog: -still in her room sleeping-

Rio: I just want some sleep but I’m too scared to fall a sleep-yawns-

Walker: why

Rio:…trauma

Walker: makes sense

Quaritch: Lord

Mansk: .-.

Lyle: so…-he starts telling spooky stories that sound hella stupid and Rio ends up going to sleep on walkers shoulder-

Walker: y’all shush Rio’s asleep

Ja: Gay

Warren: welp I’m going to bed night -goes to sleep in the corner of the gym-

Brown:…..-piles on top of Lopez and falls asleep- sorry not sorry

Lopez: -wakes up- PERRA! ERES PESADO! (bitch! Your heavy)

Brown: aww love you too

Lopez: -pushes brown off of him and goes back to sleep- BUENAS NOCHES! (Good night)

-they all end up falling asleep in the gym and wait for the power to cut back on in the morning-

Warren: Omg is the narrator being nice to me for once?

-I’m about to slap you if you don’t SHUSH-

Warren: Spoke too soon

The recoms: The general meets Rio

Rio: I’m so fucking scared right now

Fike: -eating a gornola bar- you’ll be fine

Z-dog: yeah plus the coronals gonna be with you so no worries

Rio:….that doesn’t make it any better z

Quaritch: there you are. You ready to meet the general?

Rio: -nods nervously- totally…

Quaritch: just take Deep breaths and you’ll be fine

Rio: ….ok

-they go to general armdores office-

General armdore: -let’s Rio inside but not quaritch- I can take it from here coronal

Quaritch: -nods and walks away-

Rio: *THEY LIED TO ME!*

General Ardmore: it would be funny if I said I wasn’t expecting you to be lighter than the other recoms.

Rio:..-nods slightly-

General Ardmore: and your past files say that you use to be in a na’vi field of medicine and was studying anatomy about the Na’vi too. Is that correct?

Rio: yeas general. Before I died I use to study anatomy and medicine for na’vi.

General Ardmore: well looks like you are well suited for the job Rio. Welcome to protect phoenix.

Rio: -bows their head- thank you general Ardmore. -salutes and leaves-

General Ardmore: -salutes and goes back to what she was doing-

-meanwhile with the others-

Brown: who would do more push ups Lopez or Ja

Lopez: me you dumb fuck

Ja: No me

Lopez: ALIGHT BET

Z-dog: oh look the Rio’s coming back

Rio: IM OFFICIALLY APART OF PROJECT PHOENIX!

Lyle: see I told you she would let you on the team

Rio: you said that I would shit my pants

Lyle:……stfu

quaritch: its Great to officially have you on the team

Rio: yeah

Lopez: -doing push ups with ja-

Ja: -doing the same thing-

Mansk: 99…100…101

-Lopez And ja end up falling out at 109 and decided to do a thumb war-

Warren:….HOW COME IM NOT INCLUDED!?

- @dyingofcookies COME GET UR MAN HE WONT LEAVE ME ALONE!-

Warren: Hold on a Minute im about to break the 4th wall

-NO-

The recoms: The black squad

Rio: -crying in a corner-

Ja: -singing Beyoncé very terribly-

Fike: -in the kitchen being a bartender- this party wild

Lopez: -fighting brown- BITCH

brown: -fighting Lopez-IM NEVER TAKING IT BACK

Rio: -calls Walker- come pick me up I’m scared

-they all hear pounding at the door-

Ja: -still singing- WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Brown: -unplugs the microphone and tv- Shut up please

Ja: rude

Lopez: SHH

Random cop: AYE OPEN THE DOOR!

Fike: SHIT ITS THE FUZ

Rio: WAIT WHAT

Walker: -on the phone with Rio- Oh lord IS IT THE COPS

Rio: IDK COME PICK ME UP IM SCARED

Ja: -goes and hides somewhere-

Brown: -does the same-

Fike: man -goes and answers the door- why hello there officer.

Random cop: we got an noise complaint of a screeching Ikran in here and glass breaking

Fike:….oh umm well I can assure you that everything’s ok

Walker: Hello officer I’m here to pick up someone I’ll be out a jiff -pushes Fike aside and gets Rio and leaves with them-

Rio: bye!

Fike: ……..

Lopez: -hiding with ja-Why are you here

Ja:…..Bitch i have my reasons

Fike: IS IT BECAUSE IM BLUE!?

Random cop: -arresting Fike- SIR YOU ALMOST COMMITED ARSON AND MURDER

Fike: I HAD A GREAT REASON TO

Random cop: lord I do not get paid enough

-Fike ends up going to Pandora jail or whatever and basically gets bailed out in the next week. He tried to burn someone’s house down in bridgehead after-

Warren: when can I have my own episode

-I’m about to throw you-

Baby recom Team with father quaritch

Okay imagine this…

The scientists at the RDA headquarters decided it would be a good idea to mix Pandoras many plants to make a serum that can turn any person into a toddler or even a baby.

They decided it would be a good idea to give it to the recoms but not quaritch because he was busy and wait for the results and….they all turned into little recom 2 year olds.

“Wtf happened to my team?”

“Ummm plant Mixtur?”

They said they’ll try and make a cure for it cause they don’t know how long the effects will last so quaritch ends up being a mama bird

Z-dog bites Lyle after he took her crayons

Warren ate almost all his damn crayons

Mansk moves away from them to color

Prager is asleep on one of bunk beds

Ja being held hostage by Lopez,brown and fike

Zhang is being Zhang

Quaritch is Running on 3 Hours of sleep but still takes care of his team no matter what (we love quaritch for that)

I’m gonna drown myself in this headcanon…..OH WELL

More baby recoms with dad quaritch

Bad dreams

Quaritch was trying to sleep until he felt someone climb into his bunk. He looked down to see who it was and it was Lyle.

“Lyle why are you up?” He asked his small recom soldier. Lyle just crawled up to him.

“I had a bad dream.” He said as he pulled the covers over him and snuggled into quaritchs side. Quaritch sighed and patted his head softly. Even though Lyle was a toddler he still didn’t have no hair. Just as soon as quaritch was about to go back to bed he saw z-dig climbing into his bunk too.

“I also had a bad dream.” She said as also snuggled into quaritchs side. It wasn’t too long until the whole recom Team was his in bunk because they all had a bad dream. Hell Mansk just said he couldn’t sleep good and joined in the cuddle pile. Quaritch stared at the ceiling wondering about how this could all go wrong. He had ja and Warren on his chest and had the push two of the bunks together so the others could have room to sleep.

In the end they all managed to fall asleep peacefully without any nightmares.

(If only I was in the cuddle pile)

The recoms with a chubby/thick reader

(The reader is human)

You had just joined the RDA as the new nurse/doctor in the Medbay

You had studied to become a avatar nurse/ doctor to help them heal and stuff like that

When the recoms first met you they thought of you as a pillow and a small,cute marshmallow

They would always fall asleep on you

IT DIDNT MATTER IF YOU ARE BUSY OR NOT THEY WILL FALL ASLEEP ON YOU

“Guys why?”

“Cause your soft and cute”

If you’re feeling bad about yourself. Lyle would be there to pump you up

“Why are you mad about being hot and cute?”

“I-“

“Exactly no reason to be mad.”’

Mansk will Cook you meals that will fill you up

If you’re trying to eat healthy he’ll understand he’ll just give you a snack after though to make sure you had enough.

Lopez would come to you and complain about their day while having their head barried in your chest

Quaritch would hug you from behind and put his head in your shoulder or hair. Depends

Ja would cuddle you to sleep if you have trouble sleeping.(he’s little spoon)

They all like cuddling you while watching a movie or something

Out of all the recoms they all have their own way of loving you and giving you love.

I might make a part 2 to this I don’t know yet also sorry for taking so long to post this

The request

Baby recom headcanons

Prager is most likely to have warm milk to make them fall asleep more easily cause they can’t fall asleep most of the time.

Mansk is the one to be roped into stuff and is quite most of the time.

Lopez And Brown fight sometimes but at the end of the day their friendship still last. (Totally didn’t try and force a car out of Ja’s nose after he got it stuck)

Warren is attacked by the girls and ate his red crayon. When quaritch asked where the red crayon was and he said it didn’t taste like strawberries.

Z-dog and Walker be holding Fike hostage most of the time for tea parties and make overs.

Lyle is around quaritch most of the time and will hold on to his leg if he has to leave.

Zhang is trying to stay away from the group because of the chaos that goes on.

The recoms: scavenger hunt

Ft: my oc Rio

Rio: what is this for again?

Ja: don’t know But Team Building maybe?

Brown: that’s what Lyle said

Z-dog: yeah well Lyle can be a damn lie sometimes

Quaritch: y’all better be ready

All: Sir yes sir

Quaritch: good good. Today we will be playing a game called scavenger hunt where you have to find supplies around pandoras forest and camp out for 1 night. If your team succeeds in this you will be rewarded. If not then I’m giving you a homeschool ass woppin.

-they all nod-

Quaritch: ok now pick your groups WISELY.

-everyone picking their group’s of 3 to 4-

Rio: *does this mean I will have to sit out or does this mean that I’ll just have to do it on my own.*

Prager: you wanna be in our group rookie?

Rio: sure

Prager: ok we have another one

Mansk: good

Ja: nice

Quaritch: you got your groups. Good. NOW BEGIN -shoots his gun up in the air and they all run into Pandoras forest-

Prager: WAIT FOR ME YALL KNOW IM SLOW!

ja: WELL HURRY TF UP

-a few hours later-

Rio: -picking fruit with Mansk knowing which ones are edible and which ones are not due to their hand book-

Mansk: you think this is enough fruit?

Rio: yeah it’s only the four of us and if we cut them in half of into fourths then we should have enough

Mansk: ok let’s get back to the others

Prager: Ja wtf

Ja: -trying to blend in with the bushes- Shh I’m trying to scare the rookie

Prager: lord

Mansk: we’re back with some fruit

Ja: -jumps out of the bush infront of Rio- HAHA

Rio: WTF -punches ja in the nose-

Ja: OW MY NOSE

Rio: oh shit sorry

Ja: Ahhhhhh

Mansk: Didnt we Stop doing that due to the fact they would punch them?

Prager: yes yes we did

The recoms: dealing with spider while quaritch is away

Mansk: ok kid time to wash up

Spider:……hell….no

Mansk: so you wanna go around smelling musty. Ha I think the think not. Shower now.

Spider: Make me

-a few minutes later-

Mansk: -washing spiders hair in the showers-

Spider:……why

Mansk: didnt i say stfu

Spider:…..

Mansk: thank you

-after Mansk got done washing spiders hair and spider got done taking a shower-

Lyle: ok it’s my turn now

Mansk: take him

Spider: WOOOOOOWWWWWWW

mansk: -walks away leaving spider with Lyle-

Lyle: ok so you wanna watch a movie with the rest of the recoms?

Spider:….sounds….interesting but ok

Lyle: ok come on -leads spider to the recoms bunks-

Z-dog: JA AND LOPEZ PLEASE STFU WITH ALL THAT SINGING

ja And lopez: -mourning the death of Fike,Walker,brown(He should have lived) , and the other recoms that died while singing terribly-

Z-dog: UGHHHHH -puts their head under the pillows-

Spider:….does this happen normally?

Lyle: it’s best to ignore it

-a few hours later after they got done watching a movie and put spider to sleep-

Quaritch: I’m back how did it go?

Mansk: good

Lyle: mhm! We took care of him boss

Z-dog: -asleep on one of the bunk beds-

Pranger: -also asleep-

Quaritch: y’all did good. Now get some rest. We have a busy day ahead of us

the admin(me) changing fandoms

Me: y’all I got news

Lopez: that you grew a couple inches?

Me:..you stfu and no

Quaritch: wait then what is it?

Me: I’m changing fandoms. Don’t worry though. I’ll still post about y’all

Z-dog: wait for what though

Thomas: WHATS UP FUCKERS

me: YOU CANT SAY THAT

Thomas: dang it

Ja: FOR A TALKING TRAIN

Thomas: yes

Me: we don’t question it. Plus I did make like a whole other account but relized that “hey who cares why your follower think they might like Thomas and friends to” so now I’m here

Fike: wait sooo we still get skits

Me: yes

Lyle: as long as we get skits I’m fine with that

Me: yeah and I’m still gonna bully Warren you can’t stop me

Warren: WAIT WHAT

Walker: HAHA

Me: but I have come so far…and I’m happy thank you guys.

Quaritch: you’re welcome

Z-dog: wait why do you like trains

Me:….We Dont question me.

(But yeah I am changing fandoms. Don’t worry I’ll still post about avatar and try and organize my tags. So you can still get to see my avatar skits and or whatever. But for now I’m gonna probably start focusing on Thomas and friends. Bye bye)

Warren: WHAT ABOUT MEEE

(STFU ILL STILL TORMENT YOU!)

The recoms: respect Lopez

Includes mild cussing

Brown: -chilling-…what milk wasn’t milk?

Z-dog: NO

Lopez: WHAT UP BITCHES!

Brown: not this bitch again

Ja: i just got here and I can sense some bull shit is about to happen…

Lopez: I’m gonna need all of y’all to respect me! Cause y’all know what month it is

Lyle:…September?

Z-dog: yeah it’s September

Lopez:…YALL LEARNED NOTHING IN SCHOOL! ITS HISPANIC HERITAGE MONTH

Brown: if it means I gotta be a slave to you thennn hell no

Lopez: you better respect me and my people

Walker: wait what are we doing?

Ja: It’s Hispanic heritage month so we gotta respect Lopez and his people

Lopez: yeah that’s right

Mansk: happy Hispanic heritage month Lopez

Lopez: thank you Mansk. YOU SEE THAT I NEED THAT TYPE OF RESPECT!

Brown: no

Fike: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Z-dog we finna get in trouble

Lopez: -walks up to brown and grabs him by the collar- say that to my face man!

Brown: hell no-

Quaritch: -walks in- what the hell is going on here?

Lopez: -puts brown down-

Brown: HAHA PUSS-

-Lopez bolts at brown and they start beating eachothers asses until quaritch goes to break them up-

Quaritch: it’s 4 in the morning go to fucking sleep

Brown: fine

Lopez: fine…but coronal it’s Hispanic heritage month!

Quaritch: yes I can understand that you marked my calendar

-they all go to bed and quaritch is done with his fatherly duties for the night-

Warren: hey HELLO DID YOU FOR GET ABOUT ME?!

-…….no NO SHUT UP-

Warren: WE ABOUT TO FIGHT!

The recoms: charades 

Ft: my oc!

Lyle: -trying to act out Jake sully-

Ja: Tf is that

Z-dog: Is he trying to act out a disabled person or something?

Brown: a dolphin

Rio: where the hell did a dolphin come from

Brown:……we don’t talk about it

Lopez: slow ass

Brown: CAN YOU DO BETTER

Mansk: y’all got 10 seconds left

Lopez: I CAN CAUSE ITS A FUCKING TURTLE!

Rio: that does not look like a turtle I’m gonna give you that…

Mansk: time

Lyle: it was jake sully

Ja: well rolling around on the floor was not giving a hint that it was jake sully.

Z-dog: -get a card from the deck- oh hell yeah I can do this

Mansk: time starts now

Z-dog: -acting out general Aldamore-

Rio & Walker: general Aldamore!

Z-dog: yes

Mansk: one point for team 1

Lopez: -goes and picks out a card-….MAN WTF IS THIS!?

Brown: JUST ACT IT OUT

Ja: why are we yelling

Mansk: time starts now

Lopez: -starts acting out a Ikran-

Ja: a kangaroo?

Brown: Ummm

Lopez:…-still acting out an Ikran-

Lyle: -thinking real hard- ummmmmmm a bird

Mansk: y’all got 10 seconds

Brown: ITS A PTERODACTYL 

lopez: NO YOU DUMB!

Mansk: time

Lopez: it was a ikran!

Brown: ohhh I was close

Ja: not even

-they end up doing a couple more rounds of charades until the Quaritch comes in and tells them to go to sleep. They put the game up and went to bed.-

Ja: why Does fike snore so loud damn

Brown: -can’t sleep because of the snoring-

Fike: -snoring-

Lopez: -dead ass asleep-

-the next morning brown and ja were asleep during most of the day and couldn’t stay awake.-

Warren: I’m being held hostage

-STFU NO UR NOT!-

The recoms: secret Santa

Ft: Rio

ja: ITS CHRISTMAS BITCHES

Mansk: -just threw away thanksgiving leftovers- Good break time

Quartich: no break times we still gotta look for Jake sully

Lopez: PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOOOOO

Lyle: not gonna lie cournal I really wanna break like…Christmas break

Rio: yeah I would also like a break

Z-dog: yeah but what would we do?

Waren: secret Santa?

Rio: I would do that

Mansk: yeah me too

All: PLEASEEEEE CORNAL

Quartich: Fine…we can do secret Santa and THATS IT

All: YAY

-time skip to the next day-

Quartich: now close you eyes and pick a name from the hat

-everyone closes their eyes and picks a name from out of the hat.-

Quartich: now you can read them once y’all get to y’all’s rooms.

Walker: sounds like a plan

-in Rio room-

Rio: ???…???…OUT OF ALL THE PEOPLE I GET THEM!?

-the people the recoms got for secret Santa-

Lyle: z-dog

Z-dog: Walker

Walker: waren

Waren: Ja

Ja: Mansk

Mansk: Lopez

Quartich: Lyle

Lopez: Brown

Brown: Zhang

Zhang: fike

Fike: Prager

Prager: Rio

Rio: ???

Who did Rio get?

Warren: STOP GATEKEEPING

Me: IF YOU DON’T STFU!?

The recoms: 2 truths and a lie?

Ja: Y'all wanna play a game?

z-dog: Yeah sure i have nothing better to do today.

lopez: sure whats the game and it can't be Uno.

Brown: Or any board game that reqiurs one winner kind of

Ja: Its not gonna be that bad i swear.

Mansk: so whats the game name?

ja: 2 truths and a lie

lyle: Sounds easy enough.

Lopez: I'm down

Brown: I guess

Mansk: seems peaceful enough

Z-dog: Ok then

Walker: We all playing right?

Ja: If you want

Fike: Im playing

Ja: ok is it settled?

lyle: Yeah

ja: -Explains the rules of the game- we understand the rules

all: Yes

Ja: Ok i'll go first! I make the most money, I like scary games, I'm the main doctor.

Lyle: You making the most money is a lie

z-dog: and you don't like scary games

Ja:...Z got me... but is do make the most money

Lopez: Me next! Ok so I have a wife and kids, I know two languages and I pray before I sleep.

Brown: You don't have a wife and kids but you wish you did.

Mansk: Yeah its the first one.

Lopez: Yeah it was the first one.

-they continued for a couple of rounds until it got back to walker-

Walker: ok I hear voices in my head, the author is mean to me and I'm better.

everyone:...DUDE?!

Fike: You need help.

Lopez: YOU HEAR VOICES?!

Ja: Ur out cause all of those are a lie.

-After that Quartich came in and shut the game down and told everyone to go back to sleep because they had a mission in the morning-

walker: how could this happen to me...I made my mistakes

-STFU-

Here is a drawing of a Navi doing their day to day tasks took me 2 weeks cus we slaying (didn’t finish the tree cus idk what type of leaves to add)