My Last Remaining Two Braincells Watching Me As I Make Another Bad Decision That Will Screw Me Over:

my last remaining two braincells watching me as i make another bad decision that will screw me over:

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Viva La Bam RPF, Jackass (Movies) RPF Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Ryan Dunn/Bam Margera Characters: Ryan Dunn, Bam Margera Additional Tags: Jealousy, Love Confessions, Implied Sexual Content, Kissing, Best Friends Summary:

“The kiss, sweetest And touch, so warm The smile, kindest In this world, so cold and strong” - Close to the Flame, HIM

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Call It Fate

Chapter Three

Past

After five days with Bam, Y/n went back home for work. She was way behind and needed to catch up as soon as possible. Her manager, Taylor,  wouldn't stop calling to scold her for being so impulsive. There wasn't an ounce of regret in her body though. Those few days were the best days she's had in a while.

Meeting his parents was a little nerve-racking at first but after they welcomed her with open arms, all anxiousness was out the window. April absolutely loved her. Y/n figured it was because Bam only brought chaotic guys around, and having her around made a nice change.

'Where’s Y/n gonna sleep?' 'With me, duh' 'Knock it off, Bam. She can stay in the guest room.'

She wasn't trying to cock block or ruin any fun. Being around these guys was tiring and she understood that people needed space. It was more for Y/n to feel comfortable than anything. April explained this to her as she brought her to the guest room. Although being in separate rooms didn't stop Bam from coming and sleeping in there with her, Y/n didn't mind it.

Bam didn't have any specific plan for when they came back home. He explained that most of the time he thinks of an idea and makes it happen. This spontaneous behavior wasn't shocking to her. It was impressive how he came up with grand projects.

Y/n's been all over the world and it still doesn't compare to this small town on the east coast. Bam was the main reason why, of course. It wouldn't be the same without him. If Ryan got a dollar for every time she yelled at Bam, he'd probably have one hundred dollars.

'I'm not going out in the rain-BAM!'

'Y/N WAKE UP!' 'FUCK, BAM!'

April and Phil had their suspicions of what was going on between the two but kept it to themselves. It was subtle but Ape's motherly instincts picked up on it immediately. When Bam would talk, he had to stand next to her arm to arm. If he was getting up to get something he'd ask if she wanted anything. When the guys laughed at him for this he only scoffed, "She's a guest." It wasn't a complete lie but he was fooling anyone.

When it was finally time for her to go, Y/n was pretty sad. She didn't expect to have this much fun, let alone not want to leave. Bam felt the same way except he knew it'd be more fun with her around. It took Bam a few days to get back to normal, then he was already planning on when to go back to LA.

Y/n couldn't stop thinking of her trip. In the middle of getting ready for shoots and commercials, he was the only thing on her mind. Her manager got an earful of everything that happened. They were friends but when it was time to work, it was time to work. She didn't like when Y/n was this distracted. It took about a week before she was back to being focused.

A month later in an interview, Bam was brought up. She had no idea anyone had any clue they were a thing or even knew each other for that matter. Her answers were dismissive and she never really answered the initial question. Of course, she wanted to talk about how she loved hanging out with him but they weren't even together in the first place. Without her knowledge pictures and videos of her at Bam's were anonymously posted. 

"So you aren't together?" He asked with raised eyebrows and a knowing look. Her cheeks were a light pink and she nervously laugh, "Not officially no. We just hang out."

He pulled up a picture of the two of them hugging and the next picture was of them kissing. ‘Just my luck’  "Yeah. Just hanging out." Y/n's hand flew over her big smile. It was hilarious to get caught in a somewhat lie, a little embarrassing, but she was never one to get offended easily. The whole thing humored her.

The interview ended and they both hugged. Walking their separate ways. The interview could've gone completely wrong in so many ways but as far as a hidden romance getting uncovered, it wasn't all that bad. Invasive of course but being a model was always going to be like that. The public eye never stops critiquing.

"Now everyone knows you and Bam are a thing. How is he taking it?" Taylor asked, genuinely concerned. Being professional around one another all the time was exhausting so it was easier to be friends and business partners, whenever the time was right she'd talk to Y/n as a friend. "I haven't texted or called him. He might not even know yet."

"Tell him before he finds out. It's always better to." She advised.

The conversation with Bam wasn't bad. He understood why she didn't flat out say they were a thing because it was confusing to him what they were too. This resulted in him asking her to be his girlfriend because everyone already knows so why not. It wasn't romantic or anything but she was never the romantic type anyway. "I guess, Bam." He could hear the smile in her voice as she tried to sound bored of him.

Dating Bam was similar to how they already acted, just more PDA. His arm was always around her, his hand had to be holding hers. If someone was looking at her for too long Bam kissed her. Y/n was more open about things going on in her life. Letting him know about every interview and every shoot. Even asked him to help her with her lines for a commercial she got. Bam listened and helped every time. He was beyond supportive of her. She returned the same energy, watching his skating clips and going out to his contests.

They complimented each other perfectly, but no one expected them to last as long as they did. From the first jackass movie to the third. Eight years together. It wasn't perfect, they had their rough moments like any other couple, but they always worked it out. One day they just couldn't work it out and they split up. No hard feelings just mutually understanding that they just didn't work out anymore. This shocked people even more than how long they've been together. Neither of them liked to talk about what happened, saying nothing more than they didn't see eye to eye anymore.

Y/n was crushed. Taylor gave her a break from working to heal so she can come back focused. Even coming back she wasn't one hundred percent herself, but no one expected her to. They appreciated her showing up and advertising whatever it was and snapped the photos of her. It took some time but she eventually found peace and moved on. She wasn't ready to date but she was going out again, wearing clothes from brands that asked her to. Hanging out with new friends and sometimes guys. It was never serious, nothing more than drinks at a bar.

Bam had gone M.I.A. so only his close friends knew what was going on in his life. As long as Y/n didn't see any news on him she'd be fine and the same went for Bam.

Okay I absolutely LOVED The Office of Love

Would there be a possibility for you to write something like that, but with Bam? 😳

Pretty pretty please

Thank you so much! And of course I can, I'll never turn down the chance to write about Bam!

The Love Hotel

prompt: You have been friends with Bam since you could remember, you two have been close since before the cky days. It was needless to say you had a thing for him, and that was apparent to the whole Jackass crew but Bam. What'll happen when the Jackass boys lock you in his hotel room with him?

warnings: Light smut, fluff, fem!reader!

You laid on the bed of your hotel room watching whatever adult cartoon the TV was playing. You and the Jackass boys were filming in Los Angles this week and you weren't complaining, it made you feel like a real super star. One that didn't get her big break from skating in a bikini with Ryan and taking some pretty rough falls together since you both in-fact, couldn't skate. But you wouldn't change it.

You loved what you did, you got to see your friends almost every day and just hang out with them all the time. Though you wouldn't say you all were perfect and happy with one-another all the time but what friendship doesn't have it's bumps?

It made you thankful you agreed to start filming things with Bam back in West Chester during high school, he begged you for what seemed like weeks to join him and the rest of your friends in doing the same stupid things you were doing but for something bigger and better.

"Come on Y/n, please just join us! I promise you it won't fail! Plus you are totally badass we need your stunts!"

"No Bam, it just isn't something I want to do and my parents would kill me. Plus would people really want to see a girl do that nasty stuff?"

It turns out a lot of people would, because now it was your full time job. You were very grateful Bam ignored your wishes of not being in cky and put you in the film, but when you first found out you were in the film jumping off Bam's roof onto a trampoline and snapping your arm along with many other of your dumb moments caught on camera without your permission you were pissed. But of course that was until you received your large paycheck from cky, then you were 100% on board.

Bam had always had this odd faith in you, he always was the first one saying you could do a hard stunt and walk away without a mark on your body. He always pushed you to be the best you even when you two were littler and living as neighbors in West Chester.

You thought that's why you had a crush on him, because he always had a soft spot for you unlike the rest of his friends and even his family. But you also just loved Bam because he was Bam.

You'd never tell him this though or anyone, in fear of ruining the life long friendship you two had. Well, anyone but Ryan. You slipped up one night when you were a sad drunk and throwing up in your hotel toilet, telling Ryan you have had a crush on Bam since you could remember as your make up ran down your face. Ryan was nice about it though, he swore he would never tell Bam.

He swore to never tell Bam, not the rest of the Jackass guys. The Jackass guys knew since the next morning of your sad drunk confession that you liked Bam and ever since then they all have been secretly watching you two.

Johnny was finally tired of watching you hide your feelings so why not make a stunt out of trying to confess your love for a certain curly headed boy right?

You reached over to the hotel side table and grabbed your drink you bought early this morning. You unscrewed the cap to your drink and took a large swig of the cold liquid, when suddenly a loud knock was heard on your hotel room door causing you to almost choke on your drink. You quickly swallowed your drink as you let out a small cough and screwed the cap back on, wiping your mouth as you ripped the covers off of your lower body, your pj shorts that had the cky logo randomly plastered all over them now visible. Another loud knock was heard on your door, "Geez I'm coming asshole!"

You quickly got to the hotel room door and peeped your eye through the peep hole on the door and saw it was Bam, you quickly got excited when you saw the boy and unlocked your door opening it quickly. "Hey Bam, what's up?" You asked the curly haired boy with a smile, "I should be asking you that." He laughed. You cocked a brow at Bam, confused by what he met.

"Um, what do you mean?" You asked, "What do you mean what do I mean? Ryan told me you needed me." Your face scrunched up in confusion at his words, "I never said that, I haven't even seen Ryan this morning." Bam was now just as confused as you were. "Wait really?" Bam asked, you nodded at his words as you let out a small laugh. "Well. Now I feel kind of stupid." Bam laughed.

You laughed a bit with Bam before he spoke up, "Nice shorts by the-" What you weren't expecting was Bam to be shoved into you with a large amount of force causing him to topple on top of you and have you both end up on the ground. Before Bam could even turn his head to look at who the hell shoved him into you your hotel door was slammed shut.

Bam quickly scrambled to his feet as he tried to open your hotel door but it wouldn't budge. Bam began to aggressively pull at the door trying with all his strength to open the hotel door while yelling curse words at whoever pushed him and slammed the door. You slowly got up from the ground and gently moved Bam away from the door and looked out the peep hole.

You saw a rope tied to your door, the rope was connected to the door across from you. "Shit." You said, "What? Who's there?" Bam said as he moved your head with his. Once Bam looked through the peep hole and saw the rope tied to the doors and realized it was almost impossible to get out he shouted, "Oh come on!" Bam took his eye away from the peep hole and rubbed his face. "I swear if a fucking snake pops out of somewhere." Bam said as he began looking around.

"There's no snakes Bam! But I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is The Love Hotel!" You heard laughter erupt from multiple people outside of your hotel door, and it all finally clicked for you and Bam. You watched as Bam's face lit up with a bright shade of red and you felt your face get hot. Bam began banging on the door, "You fuckers are asses! I'm going to get all of you so bad when I get out of here!" Bam yelled as he began banging on the door. "Careful love birds, there's a camera!" You heard the familiar voice of Chris say.

"Fuck you!" Bam shouted. His face a bright shade of red. "This is the last fucking time I listen to anything Ryan says." Bam grumbled as he walked into your hotel room and sat on the edge of your bed. You slowly waked farther into your room and sat on the far edge of your bed as far away from Bam as you could.

You were embarrassed and also a bit pissed at Ryan for telling the Jackass guys about your crush on Bam. Now you were stuck in a room with him with the main topic being love.

"I'm sorry Bam." You spoke softly as you looked down at your lap and messed with your fingers. "What? Why are you apologizing?" Bam said, turning his attention towards you instead of how badly he would be injured if he jumped out the window.

"Because if it wasn't for me being a sad drunk one night I wouldn't have told Ryan I have a crush on you and we wouldn't be in this mess so I'm really sorry and I know the only way you are going to be able to get out of my room is if I say it so there. I said it." You spoke quickly, your cheeks now as red as a tomato as you refused to look at Bam.

Bam was looking at you in shock, his jaw slightly dropped as he processed your sentence fully. "But the whole reason we are here is because I told Ryan I liked you." You looked up at Bam who had rosy pink cheeks along with a nervous smile. "You.. you like me too?" You spoke softly. "Yeah." Bam chuckled as he rubbed the back of his neck.

"Well this is going differently then I thought." You said with a nervous laugh. "Same." Bam chuckled. You and Bam both just looked at each other, his crystal blue eyes looked like they were filled with love. He looked peaceful, and not in the way he was peaceful while skating but the kind of peaceful you feel when you feel safe. His bottom lip was sucked between his teeth.

"God stop looking at me like that and just kiss me." Bam said as he moved closer to you and gently grabbed your chin and pulled your lips to his.

The kiss was everything you had ever dreamed of. You had been craving this kiss ever since you were 14 and watching Bam do kick flips in his driveway as he asked you if you saw the trick, you always said you did but you never really did. Your mind was too full with how Bam was just Bam, and how much you loved it.

You tasted cigarettes and coffee on his lips, two flavors you never knew went so good together. You felt Bam's hand move from your chin to your thigh, his cold rings giving your body goosebumps. You pulled away from the kiss, Bam furrowing his brows wondering why you two stopped. But what made him glad you stopped was when you crawled onto his lap and took off your black shirt and discarded it on the floor to be picked up later, under your shirt you revealed your lacy black bra of choice.

"This is better than what I imagined." Bam said as he moved his hands to your waist and slowly moved them up and down. You giggled at his comment. "Raise your arms Margera." Bam happily listened to your command, raising his arms up. You grabbed the bottom of his shirt and pulled his shirt over his head. You tossed his shirt on the ground and took in his body.

Sure you had seen Bam shirtless countless of times but never like this, in such an intermit way. You began to trail your nail on his tattoo tracing the pattern around it. Bam's stomach flexing as you did so, "Ah- Stop that it tickles." Bam softly laughed. You laughed softly with the boy before you went back in for a kiss with Bam.

His tongue entering your mouth in this kiss, his callused hands gripping your waist to surly leave hand prints. You shifted your hips to get in a more comfortable position, what you weren't expecting was a whimper that came from Bam. The whimper peaked your interest and you began rolling your hips onto his lap. Bam moved his hands down to your hips and began guiding your movements. Bam pulled away from your lips and let out a groan.

"God just like that Y/n." Bam spoke out in a shaky breath. As you watched Bam throw his head back in pleasure you and you began lightly moaning. You had imagined this happening for years but you realized the reason this was happening was because of a stunt. "Oh my god Bam there's a camera in here." You said alarmed, as you stopped rocking your hips on his erection that was now apparent.

Bam tilted his heads back up and looked at you with low hooded eyes that were high off lust and a smirk on his lips, "Let em watch sweetheart." You felt as if your whole body flushed red like a cartoon character. "Nice shorts Y/n, love the cky rep." Your head spun to the familiar voice of Ryan coming from the other end of the room.

You then saw the rest of the Jackass guys with goofy smiles on their face. Bam wrapped his arms around you and pulled you closely into his chest to try and hide you as much as he could even though you were already on camera.

"If we let you guys go any further we won't be able to put it in the movie." Johnny said. "Well then take whatever damn camera that is in here out and leave you cocksuckers!" Bam exclaimed. Johnny threw his hands up in defense as he grabbed the small camera that was placed behind the hotel TV, you couldn't help but wonder how the hell they managed to get the camera in here.

"You look great Y/n, you should stop by my room after your done with Bam here." Steve-o remarked with a playful smirk. Bam raised his hand from your back and pointed at Steve-o along with the rest of the guys.

"I'll kick your ass Steve-o! And the rest of you guys if you don't get the hell out now!"

sobbing because i miss bam and ryan together.