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ᴜɴᴅᴇʀɴᴇᴀᴛʜ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ - Johnny Knoxville
“𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞, 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐞.” - 𝐍𝐨 𝐃𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐭
pairing(s) | Johnny Knoxville x fem!reader
summary | just headcanons on meeting/getting asked out by Knoxville
warnings | cussing, maybe suggestive content? I think that’s about it!
REQUESTS ARE OPEN! MASTERLIST!
• I think it was definitely one of those “She fell first, he fell harder” situations
• I want to say you guys met through a mutual friend or maybe you worked on the Jackass Crew
• for now I’m gonna say you worked on the crew
• Naturally you knew who he was, and naturally you were attracted to him (who wouldn’t be)
• It took a chance meeting for him to really notice you tho
• let’s say you got dragged into a stunt, or you were helping him after he got hurt. It was most likely something like that
• after that initial meeting Pj was just like “yep, she’s the one.” and made it his personal mission to get you to himself
• It took the rest of the cast noticing his little crush and bugging him about it for him to actually act on it though
“she’s totally hot man, if you don’t ask her out I will” - steve-o probably
“I can see your boner from here Knoxville” - bam probably
“Little lover boy has a crushhh. Want me to talk to her for you?” - Dunn maybe
• all of the dickhead behavior from his friends finally convinced him to ask you. Now I see this going one of two ways.
1. Him always finding an excuse to come to your office/work station so he can bug you, then eventually work up the courage
2. the cast/crew are at a bar after shooting one day and he’s a little buzzed. He finally grows a pair and comes up to you.
• either way! You’re like “Oh! yes!”
THEN YOU LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER
kidding.
• yall went on a cute little date somewhere and he was pleasantly surprising!
• he dropped the whole jackass persona and the sweet southern boy came out
• he was laying the nicknames on thickkkk. His shit definitely had you squirming.
• Baby, Babydoll, Sweetheart, Dollface, Pretty Girl. Those are definitely his favorites! (they’re your favorites too…)
• walked you to your front door after the date, AND snuck a little kiss in. He was kinda flustered so after the kiss he was like “I had fun doll, see you at work!” and scurried off to his car LMAO
•. You were FREAKING OUTTT. like “holy fuck holy fuck he kissed me” but quickly collected yourself and shouted bye back to him
• definitely the kind of asshole to do the whole jump and shout after you got inside. Do yall know what I’m talking about 😭 like the whole “woo hoo!” and celebration dance cause the date went well LMAOOO
• ofc you’re watching from your window, it wasn’t embarrassing though because it’s him, it was more endearing than anything.
OKOK THATS ALL I HAVE FOR NOW IM SORRY! SEND REQUESTS 😚
he can smack the shit outta me. Bro I’m so bored I just keep editing to waste time. (It’s 12 pm lmao)
Site features from Bamargera.com back in the day
Welcome To MySpace ♡
✐☡ You can call me Bee
✐☡ I’m 20yrs old
✐☡ Lesbian/Nonbinary
✐☡ I use any pronouns
✐☡ Feel free to send me asks
Likes:
✐☡ Horror, jackass, star trek tos/aos, music
✐☡ Lovers, losers, freaks
✐☡ Making friends and creating spotify playlists
DNI:
⚠︎ Basic criteria
⚠︎ Minors
Blinks+Stamps ￬
Some Bam Bam updates and notes from one of our lovely Vault team members who recently met up with him!!
- Bam and Dani were super friendly and nice, super attentive to the fans and very sincere.
- Bam’s smoking less lately. He takes a couple long drags and then puts it out.
- Bam’s lost weight though it’s harder to tell in photos and uploads because he wears baggy clothes.
- Bam stayed after his last meet-up to chill and talk to fans, even if they weren’t there to purchase anything.
- Bam’s selling his newest artwork and has drastically improved his his last art show!
- Bam’s doing really good and is healthier is spirit and physically!!
- There’s word of a new YouTube video from Bam soon, so keep your eyes out — he’s looking into starting up his YouTube again and has plenty of ideas planned and ready to execute.
- He’s skating more recently!!
In their own words, Bam is “over his primma Donna phase” and he shows up on time, is attentive and gives 100% everytime he’s meeting with his fans. If you get a chance at any point to meet up with Bam at an event, 100% go and do it!
I could genuinely cry. It makes me beyond happy to see Bam doing this well, I’ve missed him. I had to stop keeping up for him for a time because his negative shenanigans felt too overbearing and devastating but this is the best we’ve seen him in a long time and it appears to be lasting this time which is incredibly promising and exciting.
This with the newest song he featured on giving call-outs to the Jackass cast and crew…
🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️ Bam is on his comeback 🫶🏻
“what the hell are they doing?” phil was so valid for that