It's So Nice Being A James Kinnie :)

it's so nice being a james kinnie :)

until we have to deal with our fucking hero complex that doesn't allows us to really feel our emotions because we need to be kind and to make sure everyone is happy so we'll laugh, and we'll joke and we'll do our best to everyone like that's our job but deep inside we feel empty, lonely, missunderstood and with the contanst feeling that we're failing everyone and ourselfs but we don't feel like we're worth of worying anyone because we are supposed to be capable of doing it our own so we just swallow our emotions and act like we are the most optimism people on earth (we are not)

Jegulus oneshot

The Gryffindor common room was loud, too loud. But for once, in all 6 years the marauders had attended Hogwarts, James Potter was not the one making the noise. Maybe it was the fact that his only thoughts were about the pale Black brother’s lips that ever so slightly grazed his own in an abandoned classroom just this afternoon, or that not even his Lilyflower made him feel this way. He had never really taken a liking to the black brother before as Sirius claimed he was “a devil child” and basically forbade any contact between the two. 

However, James knew that somewhere deep down he wanted that kiss. He knew that his lips craved for more and his mind wanted to run fingers down Regulus’ back till he shivered from pleasure. How could he ever face either black brother again in this state? As his thoughts started to run, so did James. 

As his feet hit the cold, hard, stone floor of the majestic castle in rhythm with his heart, James felt a freedom. This newfound freedom seemed to tear James away from his fears and his troubles. His heartbeat pounding in his ears as he ran up stairs and through corridors. The pitter patter of the rain hitting the windows beside him only made the freedom greater. And finally, with one long breath, everything stopped. Standing only 1 meter away was Regulus Black. His faint laughter filled the halls in response to Pandora Rosier’s jokes, and his black hair stood perfect.

 As soon as James made direct eye contact with the man he’d been avoiding, he stumbled over every excuse to his running he could think of (including but not limited to: “all the bathrooms were out of order, peeves was chasing me, Remus is in the hospital wing, I lost my rat, and many others). James watched as Pandora looked at him with such befuddlement and then frowned. His eyes lit up with worry and his heart began to pound in his chest. Suddenly, the castle seemed too small and James felt trapped.

What James didn’t notice was Pandora pecking Regulus’ cheek as her angelic voice floated down the hall as she sung, “Potter and Reggie sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G.” while going to check a disturbance. As James turned back to Regulus with beat red ears and a pounding heart, he saw the young boy frowning towards the recently departed blond. James didn’t dare to look into his forbidden lover’s glass eyes as he knew getting lost in them would lead to his demise. Instead, James looked out onto the glimmering Quidditch field dreaming of playing with Regulus instead of against him. This dream lasted a whole minute before a small yet strong voice spoke out.

“I genuinely don’t know why my brain just goes blank when I look at you. I think I'm going a little crazy.” 

“Aren’t we all a little crazy though?”

no one supports you like an internet friend you never met

hehehe

if you fuckers do the skeleton war shit again this year we’re deleting the website for real

Regulus asking James to marry him

Regulus: Husbands, now

James: Uhh what?

Regulus: You heard me

James: Baby, I don't think that's how-

Regulus: It wasn't a question

James: Well in that case, I guess I have no choice, husband.

*after Odysseus and Athena are reunited*

Athena: oh, one last thing. I promised Ares that you will kill every visitor in your castle

Odysseus: oook? Why though?

Athena: they punched your son and called your wife a tramp while trying to marry her

Odysseus:

Athena:

Odysseus: *deep voice* bring it