I Think That Mammon Deserves Back Problems From How Many Times He Gets Strung Up From The Ceiling

I think that mammon deserves back problems from how many times he gets strung up from the ceiling

Whenever Lucifer gets mad at Mammon, he takes a bunch of coins and scatters them all throughout the driveway. The catch is that some of the coins have been superglued to the ground, so Mammon runs around like a chicken with its head cut off as he tries to pick them all up. The worst part is he gets confused about which ones he has and hasn't tried to pick up yet, so Mammon just runs around in circles. Each and every time he bends down too so his back usually hurts afterward. There's less than $20 scattered out there, but it doesn't stop him. Lucifer records it and speeds up the footage, then puts circus music in the background.

This isn't canon but I decided it is

God I wish soukoku shippers and kunidazai shippers could just come together and realize that kunichuuzai is literally the best of both worlds. Maybe throw a Ranpo in there for seasoning.

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When your friends are having a conversation in the group chat and you make a comment and suddenly everyone stops talking-

NEVERMIND THEY RESPONDED ALL IS WELL NOW

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When your friends are having a conversation in the group chat and you make a comment and suddenly everyone stops talking-