God I Wish Soukoku Shippers And Kunidazai Shippers Could Just Come Together And Realize That Kunichuuzai

God I wish soukoku shippers and kunidazai shippers could just come together and realize that kunichuuzai is literally the best of both worlds. Maybe throw a Ranpo in there for seasoning.

Luke and MC are having a movie night in the living room of the House of Lamentations, when they hear noises.

Luke: *hugging Mc* What was that??!

Mc: Oh, don't worry, it's the time when the middle and left head of Cerberus are fighting with the right head.

Luke: Oh… What is that????!!!!

Mc: *laughing* Levi bought a new game *looking at the clock* he should be on the hardest level.

Luke: Okay… He, he What- what's that noise??!!!!!

Mc: *looking down at the ground* A giant spider, they've been making their way around lately, Lucifer is really pissed off.

Luke: What *about to cry* What was that?

Mc: Oh, it's just Beel *pointing to the ceiling* hi Beel.

Beel: *hooked upside down to the ceiling* Hi Mc, hi Luke.

Mc: *whispering* It's one of his nighttime snack.

Luke: *shivering* I think next time we'll go to Purgatory hall.

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i like you *dooms your yaoi*

Love love love the headcanon that Kunikida had a student that killed themself and that's what made him make the decision to quit teaching and join the agency/why he takes care of dazai so much

Myvheads been hurting for like, a week straight and I have no clue whyyyyyyy

NEVERMIND THEY RESPONDED ALL IS WELL NOW

when-

When your friends are having a conversation in the group chat and you make a comment and suddenly everyone stops talking-