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I worked at a McDonald's as a cashier in high school and it was during a time when they changed their POS system (point of sale, not piece of shit) so everything was now in a slightly different, less logical place, but I was working 20ish hours a week so I picked it up really quickly

Anyway I was out with my friend in the next town over and we went to a McDonald's because she really wanted an ice tea and we go through the drive through. The man greets us out of the little speaker and asks for our order and she says "Hi! Could I get a large sweet ice tea please?"

Silence.

Longer silence.

And I knew in my heart what was happening.

So I leaned over and said, "It's on page two of drinks, under juice, then the third one down."

Another much shorter silence.

Then:

"What the - how the hell did... Uh. I mean. Thank you?"

And it's been literally ten years but I'm still riding the high from that.

jadekat

yet another jortrait for your consideration.

his missing eye is one of my many post-canon headcanons btw (he does have a prosthetic eye but i wanted to have a go at drawing him without it)

You can edit pdf in gimp???????

Nothing to worry about, Stick figure Jesus!

Bonus:

cat

(me getting into a new fandom) oh yeah. you could make classpects out of this

phew i've had this in the works for a lil over a week!! ava/m characters as homestuck godtiers! had to get the drawings out there yanno.

i will put more thoughts and the titles for everyone under the cut, because i did some minor redesigning to the outfits + you probably won't care about the classpect thoughts if you're less insane than i am lmao

Orange: Heir of Hope (a case could be made for them being a muse as well, i just liked how heir looked a lot better and it fits neatly i think)

Green: Witch of Light

Yellow: Maid of Mind

Blue: Maid of Void (maid bros! this is the title i'm least sure about though, it was a 5 minute pick based on vibes + matching class with yellow is a cute idea)

Red: Rogue of Life

Purple: Bard of Breath (obviously wasn't gonna use the canon outfit, i'm pretty ok with this redesign i think. purple as passive destructive class <3 could see them being a prince too)

Chosen & Dark: matching Lords of Space and Time (tbh i think dark fits better as a lord of rage, but passing up the opportunity to give them aspect duality of the two most reality-based aspects that MATCH THEIR COLORS? you think i'm NOT gonna go for that???)

this is also my first time drawing, uh, most of these characters, so i had to nail down designs right here (...and by designs i mean hairstyles)

bonus: i also put down king as a prince of doom and victim as a thief of void, but i was drawing So Many Guys already so i opted out of drawing em. i think in an actual au scenario they wouldn't be players anyway so it fits it's okay i have an excuse here guys. and i think king wouldn't look great in a prince of doom outfit lol

if you read all this, i hope you enjoyed the brainrot!! this may flop but if one other person sees+enjoys this then that's a success to me :D

hey uhhh but fr the concept of fallen angels existing but risen demons being an impossibility is kind of a great summary of sin in christianity

Old thing

patron trolls

smiles

"My son is normal!" sir your daughter pretends to be a city on the internet

beauty standards are so fucked up what happened to i love your body because it's you. what then.

Im working on A Thing!!! Hehehe

I dont usuallu sculpt, and when i do i never finish it but im feeling hopeful about this one :}

Im still debating what character i should make so i am taking suggestions into consideration 😋 (both mlp characters and other characters ponyfied)

Its obviously not finished yet, i need to work on the legs and then smooth it out before even starting painting but if anyone has any critiques or advice, it is very welcome!!!

dang guys sorry this is so messy but one last thing before i go to sleep:

i saw this quote somewhere on pinterest

Day 6

mods r asleep post karkat and kanaya sleepoveer

more ponies soon :pp

davepeta talksprites from the upd8 for ur enjoyment

Can I have your pronouns?

Nurses are so fucking cool, actually

Today's Homestuck update was kinda weird

My way of FACING (hehe) art block

I used to be obsessed with ponies as a child, how come am i only learning to draw them now?