I Put On All Black Clothes And Told My Mom That This Is The Most Summer Outfit That I Am Going To Wear

I put on all black clothes and told my mom that this is the most summer outfit that I am going to wear and this was her response-

"What are you, goth? Wait, do people still call it that? What do they call it? Emu? Emo?"

Send help I'm actually dying

For some reason this is the stuff that I find funny

Unnecessary Explosions.

😂😂😂

Love the puns from Pun Hub

My mom just told my seven year old sister a story from her childhood.

She had two pet mice. One of them was mean and one was sweet.

The sweet mouse would sit on her shoulder and was super nice and stuff.

Then one day, the mean one killed the sweet one.

The end.

SHE TOLD THIS TO A SEVEN YEAR OLD CHILD WHO SAID THAT THEY WANTED A PET MOUSE BECUASE SOMEONE ON TV HAD ONE.

This is the kind of parent I want to be.

Jesus is back, And he's not Crucifuckin' around: The Bible 2

So I was scrolling through the genderqueer tag and I saw this bullshit-

I didn't want to reblog it or comment on it to tell this person off because this person doesn't deserve any notes because of how fucking rude this is. Just because they might not understand it doesn't mean that they get to bitch about it. If any of you, and I hope this doesnt apply to you, agrees with this person, then they can go ahead and unfollow me because I don't want to be a part of anyone's shit. To those of you that don't hate people because of their gender or sexuality, I love you and you can continue on with your day ❤ Anyone who is genderqueer is valid and amazing