Every Few Years I Just Like To Remind People Of This Yugioh Fancast In An Early 2000s Magazine

every few years I just like to remind people of this Yugioh fancast in an early 2000s magazine

Hob and Crowley meeting in some random pub and drunkenly venting about their respective relationship issues not realizing how similar their situations actually are, and then running into each other again 100 some odd years later and them both just being like "Uhhh I can explain"

if carrie happened today and someone asked how the bullies got a bucket of blood into prom in the first place the school would just be like "well it's not alcohol 🤷‍♂️"

Okay okay hear me out:

The only two reasonable explanations for why Desire did not try and fuck around with hob gadling while dream was in the fishbowl are either:

1. Desire doesn't know who hob is, which, considering hob & dream's six centuries of slowburn centennial dating and Desire periodically checking up on dream so they can enact Plans Of A Devious Nature, seems unlikely

OR

2. Other supernatural/eldritch/indescribable beings have Tried It before with Hob Gadling and Dream's response was so intensely, catastrophically horrifying that everyone, including Desire, knows to leave the weird immortal English man to his business. Yeah, they know he's Just A Guy. Yes, he is, in fact, pathetically, almost insultingly easy to kidnap or hurt or ransom or what have you. DO NOT.

This is canon yall✌

Meowrpheus :3