I Have A Theory Involving The Regi-golems, The Bisharp Line, Slowking, Golurk Line + Claydol Line + Nosepass

I have a theory involving the regi-golems, the bisharp line, slowking, golurk line + claydol line + nosepass line + Stonjourner.

the Draconids waged a war against the regis (originally) using only nosepass and dragon types with middling success; so thus they discovered how to create probopass, created the claydol line, they then invented the golurk line, they discovered how to slowking, created stonjourner, and selectively breed into existence the bisharp line. all that to fight and then seel the regis into their respective tombs: the 3 in Hoenn, Snowpoint temple, and the ones in galar that house those 2 new regis (also the various other tombs that house the regis). using nosepass as guardians to halt those who may try to obtain the power of the legendary titans, also constructing the obtuse puzzles to enter the chambers of the regis.

now, why would I say/think this? well, SOMEONE had to create the non-legendary golems (no, not the pokemon Golem), also I find it just a bit too convenient that bisharp and pawniard just so happen to form-up into ork-like warbands. also slowking seems like a pokemon that would be a little too rare to be as common of knowledge to be as used as it is because slowpoke fish using their tails so thus slowbro is quite common. yes, slowpoke swims, but I doubt "natural" slowking are all that common.

BUT JST, why are there no nosepass around the Galar regi tombs? metang eat nosepass, check out its moon pokédex entry. also, metang are all over that area of Galar. But JST why can I find nosepass on route 10 of Kalos? I would say they are there to guard the ultimate weapon, or their A.I. is just a crap-shoot.

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