GUYS IM TOP IN THE STEPH EMH TAG?!

GUYS IM TOP IN THE STEPH EMH TAG?!

I haven't even watched the movie yet

(@justlikebullets gifs btw!!! They're amazing! Sorry for not crediting 💔)

This is what I want in a relationship.

I will be both, and so will my girlfriend

I need this so bad love please

Post from the quotes I've made with a generator

Evan: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Vinnie: Evan no.

Jeff: Mistlefoe.

Vinnie: Please stop encouraging them.

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Evan, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Vinnie, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

Jeff: what the fuck are you guys doing?

Evan: playing systemic oppression

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Evan: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Vinnie: You’re a hazard to society

Jeff: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

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Evan: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life

Vinnie: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

Evan: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

Jeff: edible

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Evan: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited

Vinnie: If?

Jeff: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die.

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Evan: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Vinnie: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Jeff: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

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Evan: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?

Vinnie: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Jeff: Smad.

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Hello 👋 my ❤ friends !

I am asking you to support my newly created campaign to help my family survive the gruesome war over Gaza to safety and ✌️ peace.

Life has become incredibly harsh, tough and full of hardship and painful suffering. We lack all he basic living essentials and necessities such as food, water , medicine and other needs.

The war has made our life hopeless and desperate. My six-member family has been going through the hardest days they have ever experience for almost eleven months due to the disastrous war.

The war has taken every beautiful thing from us, leaving us homeless, displaced and jobless.

The rising prices of all necessary items of life has complicated our living conditions especially when all our savings were spent over the least necessities and needs.

So I am now asking you to lessen and minimize our burdens and loads of life through your contribution. You can help my family survive through donating whatever you can or reposting my messages.

Yours

Rewaa

https://gofund.me/07f652e2

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Blarney Castle, Ireland