Vinny Emh - Tumblr Posts
Haven't gotten too far into the videos and such, here's my impressions and what I remember of characters so far!
Post from the quotes I've made with a generator
Evan: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Vinnie: Evan no.
Jeff: Mistlefoe.
Vinnie: Please stop encouraging them.
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Evan, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Vinnie, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
Jeff: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Evan: playing systemic oppression
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Evan: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Vinnie: You’re a hazard to society
Jeff: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
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Evan: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Vinnie: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Evan: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Jeff: edible
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Evan: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited
Vinnie: If?
Jeff: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die.
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Evan: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Vinnie: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Jeff: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-
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Evan: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Vinnie: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Jeff: Smad.
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don’t even worry abt the text and/or the timing 😍😍😍🙏
made this in one sitting for 3 hours straight
[Image ID: A digital picture of Evan and Vinny from EverymanHYBRID. They’re both slumped at the edge of a tree, bleeding. Evan appears dead, with Vinny on the way. The forest around them is foggy. Above them, there’s two spirits embracing with blood on their hands. End ID]
And all these thoughts just won't be still, I bless my habit, pray to pills [click for better quality]
🤗❤️hope you like those
everymanhybrid started 14 years ago today. thats crazy to think about. i genuinely have so much love for this series, and im so glad it exists. i sadly dont have anything special to post for today, BUUUT heres a few of my favorite emh memes (+ a few new ones i havent posted yet) i have made throughout my time here in the fandom :D
this series provides me with so much comfort and has caused me to meet a few awesome people. im extremely thankful for that <3
new petition to beat him with hammers
Real (I don't know what to say)
something something emh screenshots i have saved that feel like renaissance paintings
i can draw anything
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