Alright, I'm Back. Take A Random Scenario 'cause Why Not.

Alright, I'm back. Take a random scenario 'cause why not.

Matthias: You'll run out of tricks some day demjin-

Kaz: Correct. Then I will use your thick skull to break in or out.

@rickriordan

PERCY JACKSON FANS HEAR ME OUT!

It’s season 3 of the PJO show AKA The Titans Curse. Percy (Walker) is sitting in front of Aphordite Goddess of Love and Beauty who just so happens to look like an older version of his best friend Annabeth (Leah) totally unrelated we’re sure.

Then he blinks and the beautiful woman in front of him changes….now she has brown hair and blue eyes she smiles, its Alexandria Daddario movie Annabeth. Just a split second cameo and then she’s gone.

Now a different woman is sitting in front of Percy, a woman with blonde hair and hazel eyes Kristen Stokes Lightning Thief Musical Annabeth. She shifts and changes again.

The final and last woman we see before Percy has curly blonde hair, tanned skin, and stormy grey eyes it’s book Annabeth.

Percy doesn’t realise it but we do. The Goddess of love shows him every version of the girl he loves from every universe he loves her in. It’s beautiful, it’s cinema, it needs to happen.

Kaz: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.  Matthias: What if it bites me and it dies!?  Jesper: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Matthias, learn to listen.  Wylan: What if it bites itself and I die?  Inej: That’s voodoo.  Nina: What if it bites me and someone else dies?  Inej: That’s correlation, not causation.  Wylan: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?  Jesper: That’s kinky.  Kaz: Oh my God.

Kaz Rietveld: "I am too emo for this. I want revenge."

Kaz Brekker: "Alright, yet still not up to my standard, gotta get the emo vibes."

Dirtyhands: "Hmm, the badass phase coming along."

Bastard of the Barrel: "Good."

King of the Barrel: "Inej, ooooo, why did you leave meeeeeeeeeh- Back to being emo."

Reblog if it's okay to invade your ask box

Always

six of crows gamenight

wylan: ok so we're playing Sorry

kaz: i'm never sorry.

inej: kaz please stop being edgy for like one minute

---five minutes later---

kaz: soRRY MY ASS

matthias: DEMJIIN IT WAS ONE PIECE

kaz: *raising cane* AND MY FAVORITE PIECE

jesper: *throwing down a hand of cards* dammit i had a royal flush

inej: we're not playing poker???

nina: *pulling an ace out of her sleeve confusedly* we're not?

*kaz & matthias fighting to the death in the background*

wylan: *wins while no one is looking* tehe