Imagine Being Jonah. Stuck In A Pre Windows 95. Watching The Sappiest Romance Of Your Life Featuring

Imagine being jonah. stuck in a pre windows 95. watching the sappiest romance of your life featuring to depressed ex-employees who hate your guts and also stabbed your guts. and you dont even have a grungly pasty lonely avatar to text because the gays stabbed him to (in the mind.) and now you're also being yelled at by a Scottish IT guy.

Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation

Campaign 3 character Daggerheart experiences:

• Imogen: jealous lesbian staring; so you think YOU'RE the baddest bitch here, huh? • Laudna: Arts & Crafts & Corpses; Murder-Happy Contortionist • Ashton: I put the bodies in the hole; One shard, two shard, earth shard, fi---AAAAAAASGHGGGVDGJN shard • Fearne: Professional Jazz Inspired Eulogist; 30 Persuasion • Orym: Pushing attack, pushing attack, pushing attack, pushing attack, pushing attack, pushing attack; Repeat Internet Hot Take Victim • FCG: Religion Speedrun ft. Coin; Romance Speedrun ft. Werewolf roomba • Chetney: Chetney Claws: Becoming; The Father to, If Not All, a Concerning Number of Us

Fearne -- spiral, she has that delulu vibe with the whole 'time is a weird soup' and also genuinely enjoys fucking with people's heads.

Ashton -- the slaughter. I mean. They *are* a barbarian. And punk. But they also has that angry vibe. I could be convinced of buried, because earth genasi in debt.

Orym -- hunt. I will, if not die, sacrifice a couple fingers on this hill. He just has that mission focus vibe.

Imogen -- eye. The whole mind reading thing and she is curious. Or lonely, if you feel sad and angsty.

FCG -- easy answer: slaughter. My hot take: the web. They keep looking for direction and instruction (see: fold at yios) and the whole stress murder mode has that mind control vibe.

Laudna -- web (because Delilah) or end (because corpse)

Chetney -- he does have hunt vibes with the werewolf thing, but he seems too much of a drifter to be hunt. He's not obsessive. I feel like vast, based on internal subconscious processing I cannot explain.

Asa group, 100% stranger. They just waltz in and out of people's lives causing chaos.

Edit: spelling/grammar

I've seen art for the Mighty Nein as avatars (with Veth being a Buried avatar, which is just *chef's kiss*), but has anyone imagined Bells Hells as avatars?

wake up babe, hua cheng saying "as you wish" in the new tgcf dub episode just dropped