Me And Percy Twinning Today (might Need A Magnifying Glass For This One)

Me and percy twinning today🫶 (might need a magnifying glass for this one)

Have you ever forgot what’s cannon and what’s fannon

Like I had just finished my huma (Harry x Uma descendants) fanfic marathon and then proceeded to watch basically all of the Descendants songs on Youtube with my friends. When we got to the “What’s My Name” rap part, I legit said, “They (huma) are my favorite couple, you? (as in what is your fave couple)”

I got side-eyed and told “Their not a couple” I (unfortunately) got jolted back to reality and suddenly remembered that literally all of my friends don’t ship them and think that the ship (Huma) is weird.

Yeah I read many more fanfics after that.

Incorrect quote except I can't find the original one so I'm just kinda making sh*t up

Red: Alright, for this play about my life you will play my mother!

Bridget: But I don't want to be.

Red: And you already know the lines!

Ella: I don’t want to be a part of this. *walks out*

Red: You'll be perfect for the role of my father!

Who is Huma in a horror movies.

Uma is the sensible one. She's probably the one that is the only survivor and walks out of the burning building covered in blood ya know? She is going after the danger like "fuck this, you think you stand a chance against me bitch!" Uma is not afraid.

Harry isn't afraid either. He's the one that's simultaneously making fun of the killer/ghosts and flirting with them. Charm his way out of death, he's done it before. But also, he's surviving because of Uma. When it's over he's like "We did that! Cheers to us!" He didn't do much of anything. Unless something harmed Uma, then he went absolutely berserk and at that point the killer or ghosts or whatever are scared of HIM.

Harry definitely walked into the chip shoppe one day and Uma just stared at him for a good minute wondering, "when did this mf get hot?" And that was the day she realized she was fucked, cuz he only got prettier.

So we can all agree that Percy and Annabeth would drop the most insane Dad and Mom lore respectively, right?