I Can Very Much See Shanks, In A Fit, Yelling This At Mihawk As They Are Once Again In The Middle Of

I can very much see Shanks, in a fit, yelling this at Mihawk as they are once again in the middle of an argument Shanks would very much like to not have, about how Mihawk hopes to die

A question to the community;

What are some of your funniest most unhinged takes or headcannons about your favorite groups/duo/pairings/ships in one piece.

Both platonic pairings or romantic what are the ideas that drive you insane…….comedically.

Hit me up and let’s talk about it.

Jason Todd: Bitches be like "you're mine"

Jason Todd: first off, I'm on probation, I belong to the state

This is Mihawk when the marines start talking to him crazy about his warlord spending,

My own personal favorite headcannon is that Mihawk was just completely rabid in his youth. Like I’m talking when he was still young enough to have something to prove.

I know the seas were a MESS when Mihawk was still hunting down challengers to prove he was the best.

Because I also head canon that a title like World’s strongest swordsman didn’t exist till Mihawk through sheer force of Will and a truly horrifying amount of singular dogmatic pursuit clawed it together by simply proving to the world, one challenger at a time, that no one could beat him.

The mess he must have made, the carnage he must have left in his wake. Right at the beginning of the golden age of piracy too. I know the marines were STRESSED.

Get shigeo'd idiot

What I think is fun is that Beckman is significantly older than both Shanks and Mihawk and he doesn’t give a singular fuck about whatever titles they may hold he can, he will and he does lecture Mihawk, along with Shanks, about the stupid shit they get up to when they meet up put their extremely smart heads together and somehow produce a negative braincell.

And Mihawk, will just pout and take it, as he is denied dinner till he cleans up his mess. Because There’s just some battles you can’t win when a man has known you at 19.