I Think Mihawk And Garp Would Have The Best Relationship

I think Mihawk and Garp would have the best relationship

In that I think Garp goes out of his way to relentlessly troll Mihawk by being stubbornly, purposefully, inept about the most mundane things while Mihawk, who knows exactly what he is doing and that he is being set up but ugghhhhhh, hates him on a level yet undiscovered by science.

He only gives the most tiniest of reactions to Garp’s ineptness, a brow furrowing a frown becoming deeper the tiniest twitch of an eye but Garp sees it, he knows that he’s succeeded and Mihawk hates him for it

Mihawk and Garp sitting at opposite ends of the giant ass warlord meeting table locked in an intense mental chess match unbeknownst to everyone in the room. Garp keeps waging psychological warfare on Mihawk by eating the pieces, everyone but him is extremely thrown when Mihawk unsheathes Yoru and lunges at Garp, who laughs manically, without warning

Mihawk tries to get some sympathy from Shanks but Shanks’ has found Garp and his shenanigans hilarious since he was five so he obviously thinks this is the best thing ever. It might also help that Mihawk tends to look like a puffed up pretty bird after every encounter with Garp but Shanks is just a man for Christ sake! he’s weak!

Bob’s Burgers, Bob Fires the Kids (S03E03)

Becuase I think Do I wanna know and specifically Hozier's cover of Do I wanna Know is slept on as a Mishanks lament.

established mishanks… guy utterly obsessed with his wife x beautiful elegant goth girl wifey

People don't change, Wolverine.

X2 | 2003 Dir. Bryan Singer

Don’t be fooled the real reason mihawk wears a hat is because he hasn’t been able to control his hair since he was a child.

A la the live action, I am a curly hair truther and I think Shsnks would be just as obsessed as me with Mihawk’s head of unruly curls that refuse to just lay flat! Like wants them too.