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Trans, nonbinary and gay in the world of One Piece

I know it's not canon and that many people will disagree with me, but! I feel that the world of One Piece is more accepting of trans, nonbinary, and gay people. Like characters like Bentham, Yamato, and Ivankov but hardly anyone comments on it or says anything. And as if it seems logical as if in a world so weird with devilish detail that you will be allowed to shapeshift into almost anything you can think of, being trans or nonbinary doesn't seem that special, and even though I have no proof of the gay part of it it still works on the same logic. Some people will agree, but only partially, and say that pirates or people in the revolutionary army will be more accepting when it comes to these things, and I agree, but I don't think the Marines will care that much, just pirates tend to be more restrained and understanding, but not by much. And besides that, not every world has the same problems. Like the world of One Piece has enough problems and bad things that happen in it and homophobia doesn't need to be one of them.

Me encanta akainu!

Akainu nsfw alphabet please

NSFW ALPHABET SERIES

Character: Akainu

Thank you for requesting <3

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex) Akainu seems like the type of guy that doesn’t really know what aftercare is, like obviously he’ll want to clean himself up but cuddling and helping his partner clean themselves up seems.. mundane to him, he seems like the type of person to be like “ you’re grown why do I have to ?? “ which kills the mood :,) if you snuggle up to him though or ask to bathe with him he won’t object and will embrace you, if you wash him he’ll definitely wash you, if you help him get dressed he’ll help you, I imagine for him he only participates if it’s mutual

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) I imagine he likes his partners neck. He loves kissing and leaving marks, and in many cases wrapping his hand around it. To him everything about you is dainty and delicate, but that doesn’t mean he’ll treat you that way, he’s just mindful of how long to choke you and how hard to grip ;)

I think he would like his shoulders, or arms on himself. Because of how wide and bulky he is He can easily hold you above him or in your arms for extended periods of time. It’s excellent when he has your pressed to a wall, absolutely fucking demolishing you- your feet aren’t even touching the ground, you’re either pressed and he’s holding your hips or he’s holding you in his arms <3

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) Not crazy about it, but he loves seeing it on you. He LOVES face shots, and while he mostly wants you to swallow it, I imagine he’d love face shots.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) He LOVES being called daddy or sir, I feel he has a thing for younger women and possibly men. He almost feels responsible for them and likes guiding or being in charge of them. I don’t think he’s into age play, just the title Daddy.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) I would think he’s maybe had a few partners, not many, but he definitely caught on and learned quickly.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) Mating Press, like hands down. He will NEVER Sub either, idc what you all say this man RADIATES dom energy and genuinely cannot get aroused if you try to make him sub. He will always be on top

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) absolutely not. To him, intimacy and goofiness don’t mix. During sex he is all passion no play.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) Hes very well groomed. I imagine him having a small amount hair, none on his chest, alittle but of arm and leg hair, nothing too thick like Fujitora.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) It honestly varies, if he hasn’t see you for a long time you’ll notice touches are more drawn out, and he holds you closer, kisses are deeper and more thoughtful. But there are also days where he simply ravages you. Kisses are rough, and needy, his grip is tight and demands obedience, those are the days that your lips become so sore from kissing that they swell <3<3<3

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) If he wants sex he seeks you out. If he doesn’t, then he’s patient and can wait until he sees you again. But in some cases, if you’ve had a particularly steamy session the previous night and he thinks if it, he might just have a quick wank, because the sounds you made, how you begged, and how he simply pushed you into a tighter shape while he thrusted into you will be fresh in his mind and absolutely delicious to think about <3

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) Major Sub and Dom vibes from him, like calling him sir and daddy in the bedroom. I honestly think he’d like alittle role play, like you’re a lower ranking Marine under his jurisdiction and you’ve broken a rule, he lives for Justice, and he’s gonna teach you all about it until tears are running down your face and you can’t feel your knees. Spanking, choking, BDSM, hair pulling, degradation and maybe certain types of Shibari are definitely in his ballpark, he definitely likes a bratty sub. Keeping people in line and obedient are right up his alley. Also DACRYPHILIA, no more is needed from that-

L = Location (favorite places to do the do) Home. And nowhere else but home. He won’t sully his work place unless he’s been so pent up or you’ve been particularly bad that day, it is EXTREMELY rare. But he prefers to be in private where you can be as vocal as HE pleases ;)

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) He loves how you look when you cry. Whether it’s from constant teasing or overstimulation he LOVES to kiss or lick the tears away from your face, he’s a fucking SADIST - he LOVES seeing you in a work uniform as well. The second you come home, he’s behind you, asking about your day while unbuttoning your pants/skirt and slipping his hand in your underwear, like ACKK- I would imagine if he had a female partner, that he LOVES when they do domestic things. Making dinner, ironing his coat, just stay at home wife things, it REALLY gets him going, he just loves the thought of a “traditional” domestic relationship

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) He won’t Sub. He genuinely cannot get aroused by being dominated or being on the bottom.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) He prefers receiving. The only way you’ll get oral is if you’ve been particularly good that week or HE feels you deserve it, like I said, he radiates dom energy. He decides when you get rewarded. I imagine he’s alittle clumsy with oral sex though, because he doesn’t do it often. But he catches on fast and pays attention to the signs your body gives him <3

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) So rough, rough and fast with SO many rounds and positions. It can get VERY overwhelming, sometimes he fucks his partner dumb, there may be instances where he fucks them unconscious due to the intensity, but he ALWAYS knows the safety protocol in these situations, so you’re in good hands <3

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) Hes fine with them, but prefers a full intimate session. Don’t get me wrong, if you catch him in the mood at work and he’s not particularly busy he’s bending you over the desk and obliterating you. He’ll stuff his gloves in your mouth to keep you quiet, its so mouth watering <3

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) Again, it depends on his mood and work load. But if you tease him with the rope art he tied on you the morning you were both getting ready you’re going under his desk to give him a quick blow job. But remember this is workaholic sakazuki we’re talking about, so that’s only if he isn’t too overwhelmed with paperwork

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) he can go for a good bit of time, the problem is, you most likely can’t. And it gets a bit frustrating for him sometimes, but he’s vowed to “ train the stamina into you “ :))

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) He does not own toys nor is he interested in using them on you. He believes his hands, mouth and dick are adequate and effective enough for you. Which is very true. But he prefers to do the work himself, he gets an ego boost from making you achieve orgasms from just his appendages.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) He can get frustrating. Because if he feels you aren’t “into” the session enough, he stops, and makes you beg until you are. He’ll get you SO close to an orgasm just to take it away. To top this, he’s selfish during sex. You wanna cum ?? Fine but not before him. Unless you’ve been a perfect angel and he deems you deserve it, you’re going to have to work hard for it.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) I imagine he’s vocal to an extent. He definitely groans or grunts a lot, I imagine it’s like.. so gruff and breathy, but he’s definitely not silent. He likes talking to you as well, usually in disciplinary situations, like if you’re being punished he’s definitely degrading you

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) He loves to tie shibari knots under your uniform, or clothing. He can just barely see the outline and how you struggle to maneuver sometimes. But the second you get home he undresses you and just appreciates his work. I imagine he’s quite skillful at it as well, but there’s nothing that gets him off more to you being under his desk giving him oral and you have your clothes off so he can see all the pretty ropes that accentuate your body <3

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) I’ll put it this way, if he was wearing grey sweat pants, the dick outline you’d see in them is fucking MOUTH WATERING. He’s a hefty fella, I imagine he’s got a good length about him, and of course he’s got girth you can’t tell me he doesn’t - he’s fucking delicious ~

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) I wouldn’t say it’s the highest. He’d have sex maybe 2 times a week. 3 if he’s just pent up and letting off steam, but I don’t feel he would make his relationship all about intercourse, while it is a plus to him it’s not a necessity.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) He won’t sleep in his own filth if that makes sense. The second you finish hes off to shower, join him or don’t, after he’s done in the shower hes definitely going to sleep, he has a schedule to keep after all

Mischaracterization in fics is annoying and can sometimes make me be like “he would not say that” EXCEPT when I do it. he would say that because I am holding him at gunpoint to do so

every time onepiecenetflix posts on instagram i get SO excited remembering we're getting live action smoker and tashigi in s2. like literally BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS. CANNOT WAIT TO SEE MY FUCKIN MAN YALL

I like to think that when they were young, when the marines would interrupt their duels and they’d have to fight back to back. Mihawk would make it a point to go out of his way to not kill the fodder marines. Out of respect to Shanks’ “delicate” sensibilities (re: basic morals and decency) as they, as he puts it, “are just doing their jobs” 🙄

Do you think the marines had no idea about the humandrills and so when they pulled up on Kurigina and had to face an army of expertly skilled swordmonkeys they had to reevaluate everything they thought they knew about Hawkeyes.

a Marine writing his report like “unbeknownst to the world government Hawkeyes has apparently been secretly training an army of monkeys to sword fight in his spare time and has proven to be very successful as we lost half our men to them.”

And so now their little Mihawk files, that requires its own filing cabinet, contains the the questions;

Did he teach the monkeys to sword fight or does he control the monkeys like puppets?

How did he teach the monkeys to sword fight?

Some kind of animal control devil fruit?

Hawkeyes can communicate with animals?

Is he actually part hawk? Part monkey???

Marines animal fighting division, when?

Could Garp train dogs to brawl?

Can Garp get his own army of monkeys or steal Mihawk’s? 🥺

Do you think the marines had no idea about the humandrills and so when they pulled up on Kurigina and had to face an army of expertly skilled swordmonkeys they had to reevaluate everything they thought they knew about Hawkeyes.

a Marine writing his report like “unbeknownst to the world government Hawkeyes has apparently been secretly training an army of monkeys to sword fight in his spare time and has proven to be very successful as we lost half our men to them.”

And so now their little Mihawk files, that requires its own filing cabinet, contains the the questions;

Did he teach the monkeys to sword fight or does he control the monkeys like puppets?

How did he teach the monkeys to sword fight?

Some kind of animal control devil fruit?

Hawkeyes can communicate with animals?

Is he actually part hawk? Part monkey???

Marines animal fighting division, when?

Could Garp train dogs to brawl?

Can Garp get his own army of monkeys or steal Mihawk’s? 🥺

The only reason the Marines are completely sure Mihawk isn’t a vampire is because he has a reflection and they know this for a fact because he is constantly stopping, mid report, to admire it.

I think Mihawk definitely falls more on the preferred dead end of wanted dead or alive. Because ain’t nobody trying to figure out the logistics of how to keep an unwilling, insanely powerful non devil fruit user, Mihawk in chains. The cost of chains, sedatives, transportation and marine lives alone would bury them. Akainu would kill him himself just to not deal with the constant paperwork he’d cause.

I like to think that Mihawk and his boat are the living embodiment of Jack Sparrow’s broken compass. He just sets out to sea and ends up where he wants to go. He doesn’t crack open a map or a log pose once and therefore travels the most insane routes imaginable and arrives exactly on time, this drives the navigator of the Red Hair pirates and the marines assigned to tracking his movements visibly insane with jealousy.

The marines assigned to Mihawk trying to report his movements to Sengoku.

I think Mihawk and Garp would have the best relationship

In that I think Garp goes out of his way to relentlessly troll Mihawk by being stubbornly, purposefully, inept about the most mundane things while Mihawk, who knows exactly what he is doing and that he is being set up but ugghhhhhh, hates him on a level yet undiscovered by science.

He only gives the most tiniest of reactions to Garp’s ineptness, a brow furrowing a frown becoming deeper the tiniest twitch of an eye but Garp sees it, he knows that he’s succeeded and Mihawk hates him for it

Mihawk and Garp sitting at opposite ends of the giant ass warlord meeting table locked in an intense mental chess match unbeknownst to everyone in the room. Garp keeps waging psychological warfare on Mihawk by eating the pieces, everyone but him is extremely thrown when Mihawk unsheathes Yoru and lunges at Garp, who laughs manically, without warning

Mihawk tries to get some sympathy from Shanks but Shanks’ has found Garp and his shenanigans hilarious since he was five so he obviously thinks this is the best thing ever. It might also help that Mihawk tends to look like a puffed up pretty bird after every encounter with Garp but Shanks is just a man for Christ sake! he’s weak!

Garp and Compliance

I do think Garp is a very complicated man with very complicated motivations and actions. He is the definition of lawful chaotic. And I do genuinely believe that he joined the marines cause he wanted to do good in the world and that was how he saw how. But I also believe he is a great example of how the willful compliance of the few "good" help maintain the power of a bad system and how that is a part of the problem. does it matter if there are a few good men if the entire system is bad?

But I also do believe that he wanted his kids to drink the marine cool aid like him to keep them safe, Ace particularly. Like I do genuinely believe that.

Like listen they have the "D" just by being alive they are a threat to the world government and it will always want them dead and those they love dead by association. Hell even Sengoku tells Garp that he would have been executed long ago for the crimes of his family if he wasnt so valuable as the Hero of the Marines, anf it's played off like a joke but given everything we know about the marines and the world government it was very much a real threat.

But they haven't because Garp is valuable, he doesn't follow order, his family are all some of the most dangerous criminals in the world and he acts entirely too much like a pirate himself never mind that he and his lineage bare the ultimate sin of having a "D" in their name. But he gets to live, he is safe because he is valuable. And so by that logic if those kids get into the marines, if they complied and become strong, indispensable, invaluable. Then maybe that will keep them safe, maybe it will keep even Ace safe, a boy who committed the gravest only crime against the marines by being born the son of a man the government killed 22 years ago.

And if they are safe then maybe Garp doesn't have to confront the tyranny he swore to protect.

Garp and Compliance

I do think Garp is a very complicated man with very complicated motivations and actions. He is the definition of lawful chaotic. And I do genuinely believe that he joined the marines cause he wanted to do good in the world and that was how he saw how. But I also believe he is a great example of how the willful compliance of the few "good" help maintain the power of a bad system and how that is a part of the problem. does it matter if there are a few good men if the entire system is bad?

But I also do believe that he wanted his kids to drink the marine cool aid like him to keep them safe, Ace particularly. Like I do genuinely believe that.

Like listen they have the "D" just by being alive they are a threat to the world government and it will always want them dead and those they love dead by association. Hell even Sengoku tells Garp that he would have been executed long ago for the crimes of his family if he wasnt so valuable as the Hero of the Marines, anf it's played off like a joke but given everything we know about the marines and the world government it was very much a real threat.

But they haven't because Garp is valuable, he doesn't follow order, his family are all some of the most dangerous criminals in the world and he acts entirely too much like a pirate himself never mind that he and his lineage bare the ultimate sin of having a "D" in their name. But he gets to live, he is safe because he is valuable. And so by that logic if those kids get into the marines, if they complied and become strong, indispensable, invaluable. Then maybe that will keep them safe, maybe it will keep even Ace safe, a boy who committed the gravest only crime against the marines by being born the son of a man the government killed 22 years ago.

And if they are safe then maybe Garp doesn't have to confront the tyranny he swore to protect.

Akainu has to be the only person that left Marineford feeling even mildly good about how that all went down. Like the Marines technically won but the absolute silence and horror in the face of all that brutality must have left a sour taste in everyone’s mouth. Except Akainu.

Suddenly watching Akainu rip his molten arm out of Ace’s chest all the marines present are glaringly faced with what “absolute justice” looks like. And it looks a lot like a kid grieving over a dead brother and a hundred sons grieving a dead father. And that just doesn’t sit right.

But in the end it doesn’t matter Akainu has his absolute justice and his promotion and the marines have their hollow victory. Nobody is happy.

I don’t know why, maybe because I’ve been on a Garp kick lately.

But I do really think that Garp kind of became like a surrogate Uncle to the Roger boys and by extension Mihawk. Like I can just imagine Roger telling them that if they were ever separated from the crew or if something ever happened to him or Ray and they needed help they should go to Garp (I mean he entrusted his own baby to him it makes sense he’d also entrust his boys)

(for whatever reason Mihawk got this talk too despite him already traveling by himself and not being officially part of Rogers crew. But since Ray adopted him he’s Roger’s brat as well)

All this to say that Garp takes his uncle duties very seriously and what is an uncle if not an inconvenience and an embarrassment?

So Ofcourse he pulls up to Kuriagina during the timeskip (Hawain shirt and all) to visit his new grand babies (read Perona and Zoro) that he’s heard so much about. (read shanks immediately gossiped with him abou mt after stumbling upon them last time he came to visit Mihawk)

And because Garp is essentially the one piece equivalent of Florida man, this goes well for absolutely nobody

Except Zoro who is nothing if not a troll. And game must recognize game.

The monkeys love him tho, he communicates with them on a wavelength nobody can quite understand least of all Garp.

Seven Warlords of the Sea

*edit: because I like an idiot forgot Akainu didn't actually want the warlord program destroyed 😭

the real reason that Akainu *should have* voted for the destruction of the Warlord program is, besides them being filthy pirates, they were also just fucking embarrassing.

Like pathetically, how did we let this happen, embarrassing In the amount of time we have known them, between the 12 total Shichibukai;

4 of them got their asses beat by the same dude (1 of them before he even became a warlord)

2 of them went on to openly work for/ with said dude

1 of them literally fell in love with and actively sabotages efforts to apprehend this same dude

At two separate points they have actively tried to recruit (and succeeded once) the sons of two of their biggest ops.

Not to mention how 1 of them also got their ass beat by said dude's brother and then they would lose 3 more on the same day over the war for the life of said brother who was the same son they tried to recruit

2 of the Warlords would then go on to harbor/ mentor a member of this dude's crew and the dude himself! Arguably when he was the most wanted criminal alive. While the member that should have been the most robotically compliant protected the dude's pirate ship with his life.

They got played four different times on a world stage by 4 different members and 3 of said times all involved THIS SAME DUDE!

2 of the times involving the take over of a country that was then foiled by said dude while the marines did nothing.

They've had to imprison 2 of them and brainwash a 3rd

They've had to shop for replacements 7 whole times just in the span of 3 years

At no point have all seven members attended a meeting. Hell Hancock has attended not a one.

During the months before their disbandment there weren't even 7 of them! there were only 5

They are pretty sure 1 of them is fucking an emperor, 1 of them was working for an emperor, 1 of them might be (it is unconfirmed) the illegitimate son of a now dead emperor and another is protected by The actual fucking Dark King.

They literally had to fire Moria for being a fucking embarrassment

And one of them is a fucking clown

that would go on to recruit 2 other former warlords to create a guild that encourages the hunting of marines for sport and rise to the ranks of emperor.

Of course Akainu hates their fucking guts. They are quite literally the stupidest group of people he has ever had to work with in his life and they seem to bring out new levels of previously unreached stupidity in the marines! Just a cesspool of failure and incompetency trying to call itself a program.

95% of the reason Sengoku retired was to get away from these fucking idiots. He was drowing in the sea of paperwork Mihawk alone was causing not to mention the rest of their dumbasses and Akainu isn't about that life.

And that brings me to reason number 184 of why Akainu *should have* voted yes on disbanding the warlords

dealing with the fucking paper work storm and international incident that hit Sengoku's desk everytime Mihawk decided that needing to be fucked outweighed being subjected to an idiot. Nah Akainu needed them gone like yesterday.

It's really interesting and intentional that of the original 7 warlords, at least 4 of them are amongst the pirates with the most atrocities committed against them by the hands of the world government (celestial dragons) the system they used to work (liberal use of the word) for and occasionally defend.

obviously, Doffy's situation as an outsed celestial dragon is distinctly very different from Boa, and Kuma who were previously slaves and the oppression of Jimbe’s entire race* but it also raises the interesting pattern of all the former oppressed* warlords eventually in some way allying or helping Luffy because they just sense the freedom Luffy embodies while Doffy as a Celestial dragon is threatened by it.

I wonder what this means for Crocodile and Mihawk the only Warlords with still vague origins and arguably the most complicated relationships to the strawhats.

The Seraphim & The Concept of Self

I wonder who picked the Seraphim's outfits cause at first glance when you only look at S-Hawk and S-Snake it feels like there's a standard uniform. then you see the whole group and there's definitely some individuality going on; like S-Bear just wearing a mini kuma outfit, S-Shark with the gi, my man Moria got a little suspender situation going on over there. S-mingo wearing a whole ass hawain shirt. So there's definitely some variety though they all incorporate white in some way. And I wonder if maybe they got some input into what they wore one of the only acts of "free will" they were allowed was choosing whether they wore shorts or long pants which is as adorable as it is sad.

Because think about the implications that they are dressed to the taste of their adult counterparts, right down to how doffy and mihawk like to open their shirts (except for S-Snake which thank god) but yeah what if it wasn't an allowance of free will but a test to see just how deep DNA ran. If it could influence something as simple as choice of clothing, just another fact for Vega punk to marvel at.

Or maybe the clothes were chosen by one of the Vega punks (I can imagine Shaka doing it) or one of the other various lab assistants. And it's just another way to get them to embody the warlords, to reinforce who they were cloned to be, impressing on them that they are not their own people, their lives are not their own. They are already predetermined; from what powers they get, to what weapons they use, even down to what clothes they wear. Everything reinforces that they are not people, just "better" "stronger" versions of someone else.

Either way, and It might have not have been purposely meant that way because I'm pretty sure Vega punk doesn't really register them as human (which is weird cause he treats stussy very humanly and a whole other can of worms seeing as they seem to be aware and possess a personality to some capacity) it's another way of dehumanizing them, reducing them to the people they are meant to become. They have no "free will" no illusion of choice; they have a predetermined destiny, a pre-determined order, there was never any room for choice even down to the shirts on their back.

I wonder how the marines got the blood of the warlord or their genetic materials to even make clones.

Like is this why they always had a spread during the meetings? Rooting through the trash trying to collect their precious saliva-filled cutlery.

Do you think the marines had no idea about the humandrills and so when they pulled up on Kurigina and had to face an army of expertly skilled swordmonkeys they had to reevaluate everything they thought they knew about Hawkeyes.

a Marine writing his report like “unbeknownst to the world government Hawkeyes has apparently been secretly training an army of monkeys to sword fight in his spare time and has proven to be very successful as we lost half our men to them.”

And so now their little Mihawk files, that requires its own filing cabinet, contains the the questions;

Did he teach the monkeys to sword fight or does he control the monkeys like puppets?

How did he teach the monkeys to sword fight?

Some kind of animal control devil fruit?

Hawkeyes can communicate with animals?

Is he actually part hawk? Part monkey???

Marines animal fighting division, when?

Could Garp train dogs to brawl?

Can Garp get his own army of monkeys or steal Mihawk’s? 🥺