They Should Make Blade Take The Bus Somewhere. I Want Him To Sit Next To An Old Lady On The Bus And Hes

they should make blade take the bus somewhere. i want him to sit next to an old lady on the bus and hes like fuuuuck i remember being old god i miss it so bad.

eye swap

I love buying shit on Xianyu bc I get insane deals on things for my bjd/nendoroid hobbies . . . but also bc of the fucked up translations.

They're truly part of the experience.

Like. Here I am looking to buy this awful little Aventurine :3 creature so I can take out my cuteness aggression on him . . .

Hehe haha lil guy (:

I go to translate the description:

big fan of liars. big fan of characters whose entire existence is a facade. love it when everything's stripped away from them and the lie is the only thing left of their identity. love it when the lines between an act and the truth are blurring. are they even them without the lie? the lie doesn't become the truth per se, but it's now such an intricate part of them it might as well be.

those fics where javert walks into valjean starvation era. those vibes

Thinking about how one of the cutest things about Aventurine is that he says "good heavens" unironically.

Silly guy who says things like "goodness gracious" and "dear me".

Which makes it even funnier to picture him hanging out with Boothill because they'd be like:

Boothill: What the fudgin shirt?!?!?!

Aventurine: Oh my goodness gracious!!