Today I Just Read A 99 Chapter Fanfic On Gordon Ramsey Being A Potions Professor At Hogwarts,

Today I just read a 99 chapter fanfic on Gordon Ramsey being a Potions Professor at Hogwarts,

I have three projects for college due tomorrow, and THIS is what I’m doing with my afternoon.

But you love us :)

Found this blog today and am already concerned for you. Are they forcing you to eat strange things? Are you ok? (Your art is great btw)

My followers are deranged and obsessed with tormenting me at every opportunity

Fun history facts: One of the 31 people arrested at Stonewall on June 28th 1969 was American folk singer Dave Van Ronk, who was not at the Stonewall Inn at the time and was cis & straight as far as I'm aware. He'd been eating dinner at a nearby restaurant when he noticed a riot happening, said "Well I suppose I should go see what the fuss is about," stepped outside, and immediately started throwing bricks at the cops.

I want this woman to kiss my hand and call me pretty she’s so hot!!

So I’m in a cave mining and listening to PM Seymour, I actually come across the Warden’s area, and start trying to go back without dying, when something fucking explodes and all my torches break leaving me in complete darkness. No horror game has ever made me scream and push the pause button faster. And yet somehow Minecraft did.

All Hail Rat Jesus!!