Ideal Gravity Falls Reboot For Me Would Be If They Just Released A Movie, Takes Place Ten+ Years In The

Ideal Gravity Falls reboot for me would be if they just released a movie, takes place ten+ years in the future, Dipper and Mabel are adults now going back to gf for the summer and you know there’s a lot of like serious tonal shifts from the original work in that it actually plays a bit more in the horror and drama space that Disney might not have let it originally and one of those dramatic notes could be that when they get to the shack the grunkles aren’t there to greet them and no one really mentions it but they’re talking about stan in the past tense and maybe Dipper gets really defensive every time he’s brought up and this goes on for two hours and we’ve reached the climax and at the last moment it’s revealed that stan and ford aren’t dead or anything they just got pulled over for speeding and Stan got arrested for punching a cop

People, especially games, get eldritch madness wrong a lot and it’s really such a shame.

An ant doesn’t start babbling when they see a circuit board. They find it strange, to them it is a landscape of strange angles and humming monoliths. They may be scared, but that is not madness.

Madness comes when the ant, for a moment, can see as a human does.

It understands those markings are words, symbols with meaning, like a pheromone but infinitely more complex. It can travel unimaginable distances, to lands unlike anything it has seen before. It knows of mirth, embarrassment, love, concepts unimaginable before this moment, and then…

It’s an ant again.

Echoes of things it cannot comprehend swirl around its mind. It cannot make use of this knowledge, but it still remembers. How is it supposed to return to its life? The more the ant saw the harder it is for it to forget. It needs to see it again, understand again. It will do anything to show others, to show itself, nothing else in this tiny world matters.

This is madness.

parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say "i would have to advise against that decision, my lord" followed by a crashing sound

Ford's metal plate post-canon is so funny tho bc imagine you're walking along the sidewalks of a small coastal town in the winter and you see these two old guys (who look exactly the same) walking along and chatting and one of them slips on a patch of ice on a bridge over a river and brains himself on the handrail and you just hear this incredible metallic CLANG like he's made out of fucking titanium and the other guy is just like "lmao clumsy idiot" and he gets up grumbling and they keep walking like nothing happened

Gravity Falls X Portal AU!

In which Stanford Pines doesn't Go to Gravity Falls to study the Strange and mysterious and Instead founds a company in upper Michigan called Aperture science

This would of course also mean that everything Else would Play Out diffrently:

Alright so who's who?

Ford (of course) as Cave Johnson

Fiddleford as Caroline (in the Sense that he's the assistant)/Rat man

Stanley (also) as Caroline (He's the one that get's His mind transfered Into the machine)/GLaDOS (in this Case "CIPhER")

Mabel as Chell

And Dipper as Wheatley

(Bill doesn't really exist as His own character, but is Instead the Part of GLaDOS/CIPhER that isn't Stanley

Hence the Name)

In the Drawing I gave Dipper and Stanley/CIPhER a more human appearance, Although they'd resemble the actual Robots in the AU

Also a Bit more about Mabel and Dipper

Here they obviously aren't siblings, but over the course of the Story they grow quite close

And Unlike in Portal 2, Mabel actually saves Dipper at the End

Alright that's about it for now XP