We Must Follow The Bright Circle To Where It Touches The Ground Then Kick Its Ass.

We must follow the bright circle to where it touches the ground then kick its ass.

Reynold Eckhart, definitely

It is a truth universally acknowledged that not a single human being has ever owned a printer that works

The bisexual to aroace pipeline is pretty much having the right idea and coming to the wrong conclusion. Yeah buddy you're not straight and you're also not gay. No not like that though, the other way around

Accidental consumption may cause poisoning, better drink it on purpose then.

Penelope Eckhart

me explaining to the other trainers that apricorns are unknown outside of Johto because of deliberate suppression by the Silph and Devon corporations to present artificial pokeballs as the only means of capturing pokemon and establish regional monopolies after they eliminate renewable sources

Penelope: Every mental health professional I’ve ever talked to has been like, “You have a lot of self-awareness!”

Penelope: And I’m like, “Yes I actually think that’s part of the problem.”