Another Shitpost

Another shitpost

Narcisa: Dragon, dear, how is your french? Draco: Je suis enceinte Narcisa: Dear, you just told me you're pregnant Draco: Yes and I meant it Narcisa: Draco: That's the part where you ask me who is my husband and why I didn't tell you I got married Narcisa: Lucius, walking into the room: Draco, what did you do to your mother? Draco: I think I just broke her Lucius: Why? Draco: I told her I'm pregnant and married Lucius: Draco: Okay if you guys don't want to meet my husband then fine, but just tell me! Lucius: Narcisa: Draco, thinking: I guess now I broke them both...I'll have to call Harry and let him know I'm gonna be late...

I feel like for the actor au, there would be so many cut takes of Raito and Ryuuzaki getting to the climax of a dramatic scene and just making out with each other.

"CUT! CUT! Come on guys, this is the fifth time, can we get just one useable take???"

"What? It's in character!!" *giggling*

"Literally how is this not in the script already?" *laughter/Ryuuzaki snorts*

By the end, they could literally release a cut of Death Note that reframes L and Light's relationship as a twisted romance, just with the extra footage they shot.

“We’re on a SCHEDULE!”

DVD Extras: Raito Asahi Blooper Reel (mostly giggles)

Y’all wanted more actor au! This series is so fun :’’’D

Mairimashita! Iruma-kun Mafia AU will get an official Spin-Off this September titled “Episode of Mafia” by Hiromono and Kalego Gaiden will get serialized for 5 issues of Shonen Champion

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