Incorrect Drarry Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Draco: today was the day harry told me he didn’t love me
Harry: that’s literally not what i said at all! i just said that you aren’t allowed to eat my cookies anymore
Draco: THATS THE SAME THING
Harry: i take decisions very carefully
Draco: *snorts* says someone with a tattoo of a penguin with headphones on his arse cheek
Draco: come on, pansy- I wasn't that drunk last night!
Pansy: you were flirting with Harry
Draco: so? he's my boyfriend
Pansy: you asked him if he was single
Pansy: and then cried when he said he wasn't
Harry mumbling 34+35: Can you stay up all night.. fuck me ‘til the daylight..
Draco: Gladly.
Harry: ...
Hermione: Harry, say something.
Harry: Where shall we-
Draco: My dorm. 9 PM. Don’t be late.
Harry: *internal screaming*
Draco spooning Harry in bed*
Harry: Honestly, babe, this is just embarrassing.
Draco: What is, Potter?
Harry: I can feel you getting hard.
Draco: Take it as a fucking compliment.
Some years after graduation*
Draco: Fuck Merlin, where is it?!
Harry: Do you need help?
Draco not realizing who it is: Yeah! I’m looking for this small box, it has an expensive wedding ring in it-
Harry tearing up: Baby I-
Draco: What?! Oh- Fuck.
What's yours is mine
Draco: I have a new hoodie
Tiny Harry from behind: we have a new hoodie
Hermione: Oh, I like your top Harry!
Harry: Thank-
Drack: Erm, I have a name
Draco: Are we still on for tomorrow?
Harry: You mean for our wedding?
Draco: I’m just making sure
Draco: Fuck you Potter!
Harry: Please do
Draco:
Draco: I-
Ron: Ohh! So you are that one store where you can get like pet food and small animals and stuff?
Harry: No, that's Petco!
Harry: I said I'm a slut for Dra-
draco: i hate affection
pansy: you and harry are literally hugging?
draco: minor details
Draco’s wand
Harry, whilst seeing a cockroach: *shriek* *leaps onto Draco’s lap* *bounces like a smol girl*
Draco: Harry- HARRY DON’T! No- *tries to push Harry off* Harry, stOP, SQUIRMING!
Harry: oK OK *takes a moment to compose himself* *relaxes on Draco’s lap*
Harry: Draco?
Draco: Yeah?
Harry: I think your wand is wedged between your lap. There’s something hard pressed against my backside.
Draco: Harry, that’s not a wand.
Harry: [plops onto Draco’s lap and hug him]
Draco: Potter, get off me
Harry: No, its too comfy
Draco: Potter..
Draco: Malfoy
Draco: [rolls his eyes] Fine, whatever
Everyone else in the 8th year common room: 👁👄👁
Harry : Daddy, can you pass the salt?
James and Draco : Okay
James :
Draco :
Remus :
Sirius :
Lily :
Ron :
Hermione :
Dumbledore :
Harry : I can explain-
Harry: Well maybe I don’t want your cuddles
Draco: Mmh okay *walks away*
Harry: WAIT NO! I SAID MAYBE! COME BACK DRACO!
harry: I will not hesitate to strangle you. draco: Can you even reach my neck?
Draco: Why did you take points off Slytherin!?
Harry: Because your son cast a hex on Smith
Draco: Which one?
Harry: James Sirius
Draco: He's only my son when he's adorable. The rest of the time is yours! I didn't hex people when I was a student!
Harry:...
Draco:... And get caught. I wasn't an idiot
Harry: DRACOOOO CAN YOU COME INTO THE BATHROOM
Draco, thinking that Harry wants to shower together: Of cour— Harry, what the fuck happened?
Harry, stuck in the toilet: I fell in...
Harry : what are you doing ?
Draco : writing a poem for you
Harry : show me
Draco : *hands over the page with one line *
Harry : thou is my soulmate
Harry : ...
Harry : who the fuck is thou !?
(What have happened to my posts )