I Think Why I Enjoy Pumpkin Carving Is Because It Allows Me To Cut Something Open And Tear Its Guts Out

I think why I enjoy pumpkin carving is because it allows me to cut something open and tear its guts out with my bare hands.

Reblog if you think public libraries are important and should be maintained.

they should serve eggnog year round as a controversial milk

Anime titles be like "I'm a slime in another world so I killed the villain/hero I fell in love with to max out my level and became the globalist president of the real world"

If I hear or see ONE MORE THING about Christmas before Halloween or even Thanksgiving, I'm going to unleash The Orb.