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Humans Find Out That There Are All Shapes And Sizes Of Other Intelligent Species... But Humans Are The
Humans find out that there are all shapes and sizes of other intelligent species... But humans are the ones known for being smol. Aliens almost unanimously agree that humans are adorable and must be protected and loved. And humans are having a hard time with saying no
10' tall alien: *gasp* Little tiny!
Human: I am a highly ranked officer!
Other even taller alien: Daawww they cover themselves in so many pretty colors and shiny things.
Human: These are symbols of rank which means I should be respected and dignified!
First alien: C-... Can I hold you? 👉👈
Second alien: Please? 🥺
Human: *visibly flustered* I- erm- well-. Nnn... May-... Sh-shut f-face!
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