How To Better Remember Plans

How to better remember plans

1: stop what you're doing 2: Replay what was said (overlaps with step one if possible) 3: If anything seems missing (even just a feeling) ask for a full repeat, just to be sure) 4: Concentrate on the plan and let mind browse all immediately relevant details to solidify it's place in my brain 5: Get phone, notepad, or calendar (whichever is closest) and make a clear note 6: Make more, clearer notes where preferable 8: Plan reminder FOR the reminder, so that I remember that I'm gonna be reminded soon 9: Panic because there was definitely a step you forgot, and if you could forget that then you totally forgot something else 11: Shock 10: Denial 21: Anger 1/2: depression -5: Acceptance 5(x + y^2): Not acceptance. Something is still wrong because you're still getting things out of order! ∞: Fetal position... Fetal position... Fetal position... Fetal position... 42: Nirvana And then repeat

Humans find out that there are all shapes and sizes of other intelligent species... But humans are the ones known for being smol. Aliens almost unanimously agree that humans are adorable and must be protected and loved. And humans are having a hard time with saying no

10' tall alien: *gasp* Little tiny!

Human: I am a highly ranked officer!

Other even taller alien: Daawww they cover themselves in so many pretty colors and shiny things.

Human: These are symbols of rank which means I should be respected and dignified!

First alien: C-... Can I hold you? 👉👈

Second alien: Please? 🥺

Human: *visibly flustered* I- erm- well-. Nnn... May-... Sh-shut f-face!

So let’s see how re-blogging works. Am Tumbling correctly?

I got so sick of the cheesy Christmas playlist at work so I snuck in a version of All I Want For Christmas Is You where half way through the vocals change to Welcome To The Black Parade

Watching the customers slow down and squint in confusion is giving me life.

Wisdom!

me once again realizing i can post whatever writing i want however or whenever i want to

I misread that and thought you said "lamenting machines" Tiny robot: *bawling over existential crisis of the authenticity of their existence* You: *leans in close with a hand condescendingly placed on it's shoulder and sniff deeply* You: "mmmm... smells like hot glue"

Why do laminating machines smell like hot glue

Maybe I should harass my friends a lot more

Growing up is actually all about realizing people don’t inherently dislike you and it’s a bit odd to assume they do