I Misread That And Thought You Said "lamenting Machines"Tiny Robot: *bawling Over Existential Crisis

I misread that and thought you said "lamenting machines" Tiny robot: *bawling over existential crisis of the authenticity of their existence* You: *leans in close with a hand condescendingly placed on it's shoulder and sniff deeply* You: "mmmm... smells like hot glue"

Why do laminating machines smell like hot glue

One day, we millennials will stop being shocked by realizing how much time has passed... because then it will be the younger peoples turn AND IT SHALL FUELL US!

My myosin proteins keep dropping their shit too much

Your body is an incredibly bizarre machine.

“What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You’re looking at happiness.”

AGREED... Would Deadpool be willing to pet it?... Would Deadpool disregard any laws and break into zoo enclosure to pet dangerous animals?...... I mean, wouldn't he?

Humans find out that there are all shapes and sizes of other intelligent species... But humans are the ones known for being smol. Aliens almost unanimously agree that humans are adorable and must be protected and loved. And humans are having a hard time with saying no

10' tall alien: *gasp* Little tiny!

Human: I am a highly ranked officer!

Other even taller alien: Daawww they cover themselves in so many pretty colors and shiny things.

Human: These are symbols of rank which means I should be respected and dignified!

First alien: C-... Can I hold you? 👉👈

Second alien: Please? 🥺

Human: *visibly flustered* I- erm- well-. Nnn... May-... Sh-shut f-face!