As You All Have Most Likely Noticed About Me

As you all have most likely noticed about me

I love, love, LOVE, giving Lucette paternal figures and mentors. I absolutely adore it when people who I rp with make their muses Lucette’s parent figure or a mentor to her. Y’all don’t understand how much I love it.

Lucette needs and deserves a parent figure who genuinely wants nothing but the best for her and cares about her. Without ulterior motives. Who doesn’t base her off of how “useful” she is or how perfect she is.

Who accepts her, quirks and all, and loves her for it. And steer her in the right direction, not for themselves but for her. Because she sorely needs guidance. Very much

THAT’S what she needs.

and I appreciate and love all my rp partners and friends who give this to me and have their muses basically adopt Lucette. Talking about it on Discord with y’all is a blast.

Especially with @wolfdivined and @umbrclflame

They indulge me in this. and I thrive off of it.

Callout post @umbral-knight since he wanna be stupid James: I’m so high on caffeine right now

me: Okay, then stop drinking coffee and go to bed

James:.......No?😖

I guess this is what happens when your ship hasn’t received new content in 3 years. Can’t relate🤷🏾‍♀️

I’m probably gonna hurt some y’all’s feelings but-

No, I don’t believe that the plume on Ornstein’s helmet is his actual hair. That makes 0 sense. Why would he leave his hair out in the open like that???

An enemy grabs it and pulls on it, that’s it for him. That does not seem like something Ornstein would risk.

Random hc that wouldn’t leave me alone: Lucette as a child is an absolute prankster. No matter what verse.

She has pranked Ornstein once by pouring melted chocolate (not boiling hot, obviously. Lukewarm)  into his helmet when it was sitting on a table unoccupied. She mostly did it because her friends had bet that she would be too scared to. Lucette has a bit of an ego.

Ornstein was NOT happy when he attempted to put on his helmet, only to end up covered in chocolate. That’s putting it nicely. He was LIVID.

Artorias found it fucking hilarious.

Yes, she got caught. Yes, she was forced to apologize to Ornstein. Yes, Ornstein made her clean and polish all of his armor for the rest of the afternoon. Under his eagle eye watch. 

Yes, he scolded her the entire time.

“Since you have so much time to waste upon foolish ventures, perhaps it would be better if your energy was directed toward a more productive pursuit besides mere entertainment at the plight of others.”

That wasn’t fun. Lucette learned her lesson though and never pranked him again.

Talk about when Lucette finally, truly saw Artorias as her dad

Oo, that’s a good one. I would say it wasn’t like a definite moment that you can point to. It was very gradual and subtle. It took almost a year, about 9-10 months of them being together, for her to start seeing Artorias as a father figure. At first, she saw him as a protector. Since that essentially was what he was to her. 

Then as they get closer Anor Londo, Lucette start unconsciously doing mannerisms and habits she would do with her bio dad with Artorias. Such as grabbing his hand when walking, asking him for stories, sleeping curled up next to him, etc.

Whenever people asked if he was her father, she would just say yes because it was too long to explain. And she would feel a tiny surge of pride whenever someone told Artorias how sweet and adorable his daughter is.

Then they arrive at Anor Londo and when Artorias introduces her to Gwyn and the entire court as his daughter without hesitation, the way it comes out so naturally, she feels a larger surge of pride. It just makes sense. Feels like 

I feel like the final part, when she actually physically calls him Papa for the first time is when they’re having a family portrait being painted and she sees it for the first time and says “I look so pretty, Papa!”. And she sees nothing wrong with it. Neither of them do. It just fits right.

I GOT NEW BRAID BRUSHES! AND THEY’RE BRAIDS FOR BLACK HAIR!

YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?!

IT WON’T TAKE ME 500000 YEARS TO DO CORNROWS. I CAN GIVE MY GIRLS AND BOYS THE BRAIDS, TWISTS, AND DREADLOCKS THEY DESERVE!