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Bro why did you censor the snake's cloaca on the snake anatomy post??? It's a snake?
I didn't censor anything, what -
oh. Oh, no. That's meant to be a line to show where the tail begins. Oh no, now I look like some weird prude.
Yeah, that's meant to help people grasp the anatomy and visualize how small the tail is in relation to the torso. Not meant to be some kind of weird snake privacy screen
The more I think about Chief/Chef, the more I like it, lol.
Lin has a casual tryst buddy that she gets to see when she is in Zaofu. Suyin is oblivious because she would never fathom her "uptight" sister would be interested in a former pirate. Lin gets the slight thrill of the scandal and gets to exchange meaningful glances while he serves their meals.
Most importantly, he is a chill dude around her own age (maybe a little younger). He isn't trying to push anything. AND, when she comes to visit, he always makes sure to cook all her favorite stuff.
Bonus: He's got big biceptsssss and forearms and can lift her up like a feather.
Why this also works: As a former pirate, he definitely has the nerve and isn't afraid or intimidated by her. He can tell the bark from the bite essentially.
Since he has worked at the Zaofu estate for well over a decade, if not from the beginning, he is privy to everything that has gone on over the years, especially since he talks with all the service workers behind the scenes. This provides an endless amount of entertaining dialogue as he regales all of Suyin's less than glamorous, and sometimes morally dubious, blunders from the start of Zaofu. He straight up roasts her for being a bit full of it sometimes, lol.
Ultimately, it's totally just a "we are having fun" thing and they are both good with that.
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Pride(And Sloth)
(Regemption is @hostilemuppet ‘s story)
About to target two very niche fandoms here, but when I hear “heavyset man in black clothing, who demanded I identify myself while pressing a gun against the back of my head” in TMAGP7 I only see General John MacNamara.
janyolskI:
Carmilla: In 1698, it may have well been sex. Laura: It’s 2015, why don’t we just have sex now? Carmilla: what Laura: what
real talk though how do we get barbie princess and the pauper on broadway
It absolutely sucks that @staff is being completely useless and can’t even fix a bug on their website.
I will do my best to help however I can to spread your reach and give support, tho it sucks that these options even have to be considered at all.
Future Blog Inactiveness + Updates
// Hey, guys! I apologize for being gone for a week and some. I tend to disappear for a week or two at times due to taking periodic breaks from the Internet + social media. But there’s a bit I want to talk about that I’ve realized in my absence.
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As you all have most likely noticed about me
I love, love, LOVE, giving Lucette paternal figures and mentors. I absolutely adore it when people who I rp with make their muses Lucette’s parent figure or a mentor to her. Y’all don’t understand how much I love it.
Lucette needs and deserves a parent figure who genuinely wants nothing but the best for her and cares about her. Without ulterior motives. Who doesn’t base her off of how “useful” she is or how perfect she is.
Who accepts her, quirks and all, and loves her for it. And steer her in the right direction, not for themselves but for her. Because she sorely needs guidance. Very much
THAT’S what she needs.
and I appreciate and love all my rp partners and friends who give this to me and have their muses basically adopt Lucette. Talking about it on Discord with y’all is a blast.
Especially with @wolfdivined and @umbrclflame
They indulge me in this. and I thrive off of it.
Enough time has passed, I’m writing this.
As an avid iwtv and Hannibal fan, I’ve seen plenty of fanfic AUs where Will meets Louis or Lestat meets Hannibal, and I love each and every one of them.
That being said, has anyone ever considered how an interaction between these two would go?
why did watching enola holmes 2 make me want to watch bbc sherlock
johnlock that’s why
also it was way better than the first one
I finished Tears of the Kingdom and... oh dear lord. That was the good stuff.
I can't even verbalize how good the good shit was. As much as it sucks when the final boss fight is too easy, I'm fully on board with favoring cinematic quality over game difficulty/gameplay.
Title: Strike Like the Lightning Link: AO3, FF.net Chapters: 1/? Summary: Hermione Granger is familiar with the idea of dreams that are a little more than dreams; it's impossible not to be, when one of your closest friends is Harry Potter. But no amount of second-hand knowledge could prepare her for finding herself sharing a dream world with Harry, especially not when they discover that the dream world and waking life aren't as separate as they really should be. Notes: Slight AU in that Dumbledore doesn't find the Gaunt ring at the beginning of 6th year, and then fully AU from about halfway through 6th year on. Eventual H/Hr, supportive Ron, morally grey Dumbledore, and some horror, you know, as a treat.
The amount of effort, focus, and strength to keep a straight face in public while scrolling your favorite ship tag or reading ao3 should more than account for whatever bullshit exercise your expected to otherwise do during any given 24 hour period
Leg. Can I haz?
“She looks like a queen on her throne, staring down at the document in her hand with such authority.” (MC internal dialogue)
My jaw dropped to the floor so hard. All I can think about are Liora’s legs now. I’m dead cause the entire scene was written so well that even without the MC’s physical contact with Liora – as a reader, could still feel the warmth and shape of Liora’s leg.
Damn, this is some professional writing here. It’s really balanced and naturally poetic like Zain’s route writing style is. Very, very comfortable to read and Liora’s dialogue is quite comforting and caring.
I accidentally sent the last question on anon but the the Diesel comic is a real thing. They literally call themselves Stand Users
[You do not come to Euphemia only to buy and sell.]
dogsong??? av toby fox??? i MITT mello??
instead of meat i eat veggies and pussy-guy?? in MY mello??