The Old Guard: Nothing I'd Like Better By Fuinixe

The Old Guard: Nothing I'd Like Better by Fuinixe

Posted by: kingstoken

Fandom: The Old Guard Pairings/Characters: Joe/Nicky Rating: E Length: 20,176 words Creator Links: Fuinixe Theme: Trope Subversion & Inversion, Omegaverse

Summary: Nicolò is a beta who thinks he's not fit to mate with an omega and Yusuf is an omega with a tragic backstory which makes him afraid to fall in love.

Terrible misunderstandings accumulate and then are eventually resolved.

Reccer's Notes: In this story Joe is an omega and Nicky is a beta, so it sets up a slightly different dynamic.  This is partly a historical story with them falling in love, but its mostly an omegaverse fic focused on Joe going into heat at different points and how they handle that.  There are some big misunderstandings in this story before they finally figure out what it is that they both need.

Fanwork Links: AO3

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Podfics of my fics

I realized that over the last few years I had some wonderful people make podfic of my fics, but people may not be aware of them, so here they are, all in one place, enjoy!

Title: I Need You To Do The Things I Can’t Reader: peasina Fandom: Our Flag Means Death Pairing: Edward Teach/Izzy Hands Rating: T Length: 8 min Summary: After Izzy is injured during a raid, Ed reminds him who he belongs to. Cover art: peasina

Title: The Waltz Reader: MeggieJolly Fandom: Good Omens Pairing: Aziraphale/Crowley Rating: G Length: 5 min Summary: Crowley teaches Aziraphale a new dance. Cover art: Spoofmcgee

Title: Sea Searching Reader: peasina Fandom: Our Flag Means Death Pairing: Edward teach/Stede Bonnet/Izzy hands Rating: T Length: 11 min Summary: Izzy is changed into a merperson. Cover art: peasina

Title: Blu-ray Intrusions Reader: peasina Fandom: Marvel Comics Pairing: Clint Barton/Tony Stark Rating: G Length: 4 min Summary: Tony tries to give Clint a gift. Cover art: peasina

Title: Comfortable Places To Take A Nap Reader: UnholyCrowley Fandom: Batman Comics Pairing: Pamela Isley/Harleen Quinzel Rating: G Length: 3 min Summary: Harley may have misplaced her hyenas. Cover art: peasina

Title: Raindrops On A Window Reader: Juuls (Juulna) & wilfriede0815 Fandom: This is How You Lose the Time War Pairing: Red/Blue Rating: G Length: 1 min Summary: A letter from Blue to Red. Cover art: Juulna

Title: Intertwined Reader: burnhamofvulcan Fandom: Star Trek: TOS Pairing: Kirk/Spock/McCoy Rating: M Length: 11 min Summary: McCoy reflects on how he ended in a relationship with his two friends. Cover art: burnhamofvulcan

(No cover art for this one) Title: The Golden Head of Captain McCoy Reader: Jet_pods (Jetainia) Fandom: Relic Hunter Pairing: Nigel Bailey & Sydney Fox Rating: G Length: 9 min Summary: "About the pirate Captain McCoy, who hid his jewel encrusted bust on the island, of course I did, it's a local legend, but Nigel, it's just a story the locals like to tell to children, and tourists"

Thank you to everyone that has made podfic of my fics over the years, you're all awesome!

Very well done! Really fantastic for a fan-creation.

!!!!! OMG There is a fantastic Doctor Who fan drama Nine and Twelve crossover, the Twelve voice is a bit spotty but the Ninth Doctor’s voice is impeccable and the story is FANTASTIC.

Yes, this is a fan audio drama! But it sounds like a Big Finish Audio drama!

Full card for @feedthefandomfest smut edition!

Size Difference: A Big Request by EdosianOrchids901 Good Omens, E, Aziraphale/Crowley, 2671 words Summary: Over the millennia, Aziraphale has occasionally explored the pleasures of the flesh. But he’s never felt quite like this before, so eager to enjoy every inch of someone. And Crowley has plenty of inches for him to enjoy.

Dom/Sub: poor sucker by nihilistPNG Doctor Who, E, Twelve/Missy 2458 words Summary: The Doctor is a real misery guts today, Missy thinks. Seems like he’s been someplace bad. He’s wriggly, snarling and hiding at once as if he can’t decide whether to fight or submit, and in this state, he’s chosen to come to Missy. Crawled to her. And Missy loves to see it. It makes her jaw ache.

Orgasm Denial: Bondage in the Vault by sariane Doctor Who, E, Twelve/Missy, 5999 words Summary: The Doctor and Missy navigate bondage… in bondage.

Phone Sex: An Ode to Eclairs by Mrs_Cake_Is_Here, polychrome Good Omens, E, Aziraphale/Crowley, 3012 words Summary: When Aziraphale and Crowley’s love life gets a little stale, they decide to spice things up with a sexy phone call. Turns out, communication isn’t their strong suit.

Rough Sex: The Wound and the Stone Become Lovers by Zabbers Doctor Who, Twelve/Missy, E, 11,015 words Summary: When the TARDIS lands in an ancient stone chamber, a creature formed of fear and cruelty seizes the Doctor's mind in a psychic trap. It's up to Missy to confront this monster and rescue the Doctor—at great risk to herself.

Insert Kink (Praise Kink): Reinventing Old Memories by Selkies_Writing_Corner Doctor Who, Twelve/Missy, E, 2701 words Summary: What if at the end of The Eaters of the Light, Missy didn't let the Doctor walk away from her??

Rimming: Thank Heaven for Naughty Angels by HumoringHolly and Orth Good Omens, Aziraphale/Crowley, E, 2675 words Summary: Things take an unexpected turn on the lovers' drive to their dinner reservation at the Ritz.

Fluff and Smut: The cat that got the cream by Anonymous Doctor Who, Twelve/Missy, E, 4182 words Summary: The Doctor was having a nice day. And then a very annoyed mildly-feral Missy complicated it. It's the return of the cheetah virus. With another solution than just "don't fight it".

Fingering: sweet kisses can only be stolen by ThoscheiTrash Doctor Who, Twelve/Missy, E, 2307 words Summary: Missy always finds a way to be in charge, except… in the mornings, when they're both just sleepy and soft. Those stolen moments are the best part of the Doctor's day.

Sex/Smut: Seeing is Believing by in_motu_proprio Doctor Who, Twelve/Missy, E, 4137 words Summary: Hope is a dangerous thing. Missy crying, hair blowing in the breeze of the Tardis’ vent system. He’s watching her and she doesn’t know it. The Doctor SEES Missy for the first time in a long time.

Come Swallowing: Cravings by siluredore Doctor Who, Twelve/Missy, M, 1500 words Summary: Missy has always liked playing with her food. With time, she has discovered that food takes many forms, the best one being her best friend.

Public Sex: everything begins with an idea by ThoscheiTrash Doctor Who, Twelve/Missy, E, 1293 words Summary: Missy takes the Doctor to her Gentleman's Club. He thanks her in the way she asks him to.

Sex Toys: Surrender by Riathel Doctor Who, Twelve/Missy, E, 200 words Summary: The Vault experiment is going well. The Doctor has Missy right where he wants her.

PWP: Navy Blue by KuraiTsuky Doctor Who, Twelve/Missy, E, 266 words Summary: Immortality isn’t living forever, that’s not what it feels like. Immortality is everyone else dying. Except there is one person that doesn’t die, the one person he wants more than anyone in the Universe.

Oral Sex: Test Drive by flying_toasters (Jagodzianka) Doctor Who, Twelve/Missy, M, 100 words Summary: “I don't believe you’ve been a woman before,” the Doctor says. “Unless I missed an incarnation.”

Bingo for @feedthefandomfest Old Fic Edition.

Posted in the past 2-6 Months: cat-like behaviour by stitchthelilo Doctor Who, Twelve/Missy, T, 213 words Summary: The Doctor is reading a book, and Missy is here to interrupt that.

3-5 years old & under 20 kudos: A Timely Breakfast by NotAnotherCursedFic Doctor Who, Twelve/Missy, E, 1619 words Summary: The Twelfth Doctor is in trouble, and only his arch-nemesis Missy can lend a hand. Will breakfast be served for these two Gallifreyans?

Free Space

Posted in your birthday month at least a year ago: Harmony, Redemption and a big potted plant by Calico (CalicoArctique) Doctor Who, Twelve/River Song and Twelve/Missy, G, 880 words Summary: "Look around you. The starship Harmony And Redemption, minimum ticket price one billion credits, plus the provable murder of multiple innocent life forms. Suites are reserved for planet-burners. "

I heard River say that line in the Husbands of River Song episode and got distracted thinking, "Well the Master probably has a suite there. Actually it would be funny if Missy *was* there. The Doctor really wouldn't have time for this on top of everything else."

3-5 years old & under 10 comments: You Can't Be Serious, Doctor by Aphrodititi Doctor Who, Twelve/Missy, T, 1457 words Summary: Twelve brings Missy to the Vault after her execution.

Reblogging some of my older rec lists for Fanfic Writer Appreciation Day (I didn't have time to make a new list for the occasion, but hopefully some day)

Sastiel (Sam/Castiel) Rec List

So, because I’ve fallen down a Sastiel hole the last couple of months, which I have no intention of climbing my way out of, and I’ve been reading a lot of fic, I figured it might be time to compile a good old fashioned rec list.  This list is by no means comprehensive, these are just some stories I liked and I think others might enjoy as well. Title: Locks of Love Author: Hils Rating: T Warnings: There is one scene near the beginning that is wincesty, where Dean gets handsy with Sam, nothing happens, Dean is under a spell and feels disgusted with himself afterwards.  Also, Lucifer, he’s basically his own warning Summary: (The author doesn’t provide a summary) Sam is cursed by a spell where anyone who sees his hair falls madly in lust with him My notes: This explores what in theory should be a funny concept and takes it seriously, poor Sam has to isolate himself from people, but don’t worry there is also plenty of fluff.  I like the slow build up of Cas and Sam’s relationship.  Also, Sam looking after a sick/injured Cas, which there s not enough in Sastiel fanfiction in my opinion. Title: Between the Shadow and the Soul Author: Vera Rating: T Warnings: Some purgatory level violence, but nothing extremely graphic.  References to Sam dying multiple times. Summary: What if Sam was the one that went to Purgatory with Castiel? My Notes: Do you like a some angst?  Then this might be the fic for you!  After I read this my only comment was “painfully beautiful”.  This explores how one partner can hurt another, even if they had good intentions.  The author’s concept of Purgatory is slightly different than canon, but it really adds a depth and an anguish, that the show didn’t provide. Title: Naked Below These Words Author: Ebyru Rating: E Warnings: Temporary Character Death, Sam and Dean being very angry with Cas, some suicidal thoughts from Cas, dark themes Summary: After Castiel’s death, Sam tries to forget about him, but he feels like he’s still around–somewhere. Sam starts writing him letters. My Notes: Do you like a lot of angst?  This is an alternative season 7, that deals with the aftermath of Godstiel. The first half of the fic is Sam writing letters to Cas, while he tries to deal with his feelings of anger and betrayal over Cas’ actions, while also trying to reconcile these feelings with the friend he still loves.  And, when Cas does come back he is screwed up (no Emanuel or crazy Cas here).  Plus Sam and Cas begin a sexual relationship under circumstances that are probably not ideal. I think what I like about this story is that it really explores Sam’s feelings about canon events, that the show tends to skate over. Title: Catalog of Non-Definitive Acts Author: Ebyru Rating: M Warnings: Dream sex, Purgatory, Mild gore Summary: Sam finds Castiel in his dreams. Dean told him about that, but he never expected to experience it firsthand. It’s not at all like he imagined. My Notes: An alternative season 8, where Cas visits Sam’s dreams while him and Dean are stuck in Purgatory.  This author’s dream imagery is very well written.  I love the idea of Cas contacting Sam in his dreams scenario, letting him know that Dean and him are alive, it gets around the whole “Sam didn’t know if they were alive” issue and pulls Sam into the Purgatory storyline.  Also, Sam looking after and protecting an injured and weak Cas. Title: Lovely, Dark, and Deep Author: rospeaks Rating: T Warnings: Insomnia Summary: Cas had thought that getting his memories back would make things easier, but the silence that plagued him as an amnesiac drives him to insomnia even after he’s rejoined with the Winchesters. Sam helps him sleep. My Notes: Amnesiac Cas getting his memories back, and not being able to sleep because of it.  This is just Sam being sweet, trying to comfort Cas, and they end up cuddling in bed together Title: and oh, my dreams Author: remy Rating: G Warnings: Sam under Djinn spell Summary: When Sam loses consciousness on a hunt after being attacked with djinn venom, it’s up to Cas to venture into his subconscious and try to find him there. My Notes: One of the first Sastiel fics I think I ever read, and it really turned me on to the pairing.  Sam is put under a Djinn’s spell, and Cas goes into his dreams, when he’s there he realizes that in Sam’s dreamworld Sam and him are a couple.  The dreamworld is really bittersweet, especially once Cas clues Sam in to what’s going on, but don’t worry it has a happy ending.     Title: Everyone Needs Something Author: AnOddSock Rating: M Warnings: None Summary: Sam is a little touched starved. Cas is a little touched starved. Maybe between them they can figure out a better way to live. My Notes: Sam needs more physical intimacy, hugging, holding hands, touching and he seeks to get it from Cas, and over time they accidentally fall into a romantic relationship.  This fic is really sweet, just Sam and Cas finding comfort and closeness with each other Title: A Gift Of Mistletoe Author: flawedamythyst Rating: G Warnings: None Summary: After Sam gets his soul back, Castiel starts bringing him presents. My Notes: Christmas fic! Cas keeps bringing Sam gifts of branches, thinking this an appropriate human convention, but Sam just isn’t getting what Cas is trying to say.  Humorous.   Title: How to Date an Angel in 140 Characters or Less Author: 13chapters Rating: G Warnings: None Summary: Castiel has found a new use for his phone. Unfortunately for Sam, he isn’t too clear on the concept of “privacy”. My Notes: This one is a sequel to another fic, but you can read it as a stand alone.   Cas gets a twitter account, and amasses a following, but he doesn’t understand the concept of oversharing.  Very funny. Title: Closer to Heaven and Closer to You Author: Epiphanyx7 Rating: T Warnings: Sam has minor jealously of the Dean & Cas relationship in the beginning Summary: Castiel is an angel. And angels don’t have emotions. My Notes: Sam notices how Cas looks and acts around Dean is different from how Cas looks at him.  Basically its about Sam trying to get Cas to like him, and develops into them having a relationship.  Its sweet and funny Title: At the End of This Day Author: killabeez Rating: T Warnings: Episode tag 11x06 Summary: A tag to 11x06, in which Sam finds unexpected comfort close to home. My Notes: Sam reassuring Cas, Netflix in Sam’s bedroom, first kiss, what’s not to love? Title: Kiss Me Quick Author: sixtysevenlmpala Rating: T Warnings: None Summary: Sam knew letting Cas tag along on an undercover job was kind of asking for something out of the ordinary to happen. But he never would have expected this. My Notes: I think I like this fic because Cas is the one initiating things and being well aware that he is doing it too, which is kind of rare in Sastiel fic it seems Title: One Night Author: story_monger Rating: T Warnings: Sex work, discussions of drug addiction, some discussion of past child abuse, Non-Supernatural AU, some self hatred by Cas, but he is ultimately accepting of his own and Sam’s sexuality   Summary: Castiel has already gone through the rigmarole of coming out as asexual and aromantic. That somehow doesn’t stop a few unruly cousins from setting Castiel up with a stupidly tall sex worker named Sam. Castiel is mortified and ready to put the whole thing behind him, except he and Sam inexplicably bump into each other again a few weeks later. It marks the beginning of a friendship that ushers them into new territories, both with each other and the people around them. My Notes: Asexual Cas.  I haven’t read a lot of asexual Cas, but I think this fic handles it really well.  It’s a Non-Supernatural AU, Cas works at a museum, and Sam is a law student who pays for school via sex work.  I think Sam’s profession is also handled well, it showcases that it is okay for Sam to be a sex worker, while also not shying away from some of the dangers inherit in that type of work.  It is such a great fic that shows Cas and Sam forming an unlikely friendship, and the two them trying to figure out what type of relationship they can have while dealing with a variety of issues.  This is also where I confess that in AU fics I love when all the angels are part of a large extended, dysfunctional family, and this fic delivers.  This fic is chocked full of side characters, and not just the angels, Meg, Charlie, Benny, Mrs Tran, Ellen, Jo, Ash and of course Dean.  It deals with some tough issues while also managing to be sweet.  I can’t tell you how much I love this fic, I was sad to see it end, I just wanted to read more about their lives together Title: 0930 Hours Author: thistidalwave Rating: T Warnings: Non-Supernatural AU Summary: or, how to woo the guy who saved your life in less than ten days. My Notes: Cas is having trouble talking to Sam, and everyone and their brother has advice, whether Cas wants it or not.  This one has a small town feel, and it’s charm is its use of the side characters, including several angels, plus Dean, Ellen and Jo. Humorous.