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Worked 9 hours in this, might be the best shading I’ve ever done
Yet again, I find myself here, drawing these losers (affectionate).
My contribution to the @steddyhandszine!
Also I have Cara now! https://cara.app/licorne
This zine was a delight to work on and taught me a lot! Thank you to the whole crew for being fun, supportive, and fantastic to work with.
@steddyhandszine
Postcard for Even Keel Zine that I totally did not forget to post!
A sample of Ed, Stede and Izzy's group text, if you will:
Izzy: omw. stopping to get milk. need anything else?
Stede: Oh! Could you get tahini? I have a recipe!
Izzy, several minutes later: where the fuck is tahini in the grocery store
Ed: [Image of himself in the mirror] very cutesy very demure
Stede: With the nut butters.
Stede: You look nice darling!
Ed: i'll butter ur nut 🥜 💦 🍆
Izzy: cant find tahini. cashew butter?
Stede: No 😞 That won't work.
Ed: look in the international aisle Iz 👀
Izzy: fine
Izzy: found it
Izzy: SEVN
Izzy: SEVEN DOLLARS
Stede: Yes, it IS expensive! But you won't mind when you have homemade hummus in your tummy!
Izzy: stede i am allergic to sesame
Ed: Yeah he's super allergic babe
Stede: I thought it was peanuts?
Izzy: YES
Ed: [Izzy_Allergy_List.doc]
Ed: oops meant to send that in private chat
Izzy: YOU HAVE TO GIVE HIM A LIST??
Ed: ☠️
Stede: It's to help me keep track!
Ed: ☠️☠️☠️
Izzy: venmo me for this stupid tahini bonnet
so whos up for ignoring 2x08 with me?🫱🏽🫲🏼
Itd be the only canon way the ship would sail tbh 
As much as I hate Steddyhands/Stizzy I can admit it would be funny if during S2 Izzy‘s unrequited lust transfers from Ed to Stede against his will.
That’s what gets Ed to kick him off the ship I think
This gif makes him look like a kicked puppy wtf i love him but why is he so MEAN to the one he LOVES
I do not know anything about him but I simply think izzy hands deserves to be kissed and cuddled and loved
Thats not a crime, thats a blessing
Pirate polyamory for the win lol
The worst crime that teaser committed is that it made me believe there is more than 0% chance for stizzy or steddyhands
If I had a nickel for every time Izzy showed off his sword skills to Stede in an artsy homoerotic way that involved one of them having their tits bared, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it sure is weird that it happened twice for seemingly no reason at all, right? Right??
I need Ed/Izzy and/or Izzy/Stede and/or Ed/Stede to sing I Cant Decide by Scissor Sisters to each other pleeease they're so stupid evil triad coded
I just think that it would be so neat and on brand for them to do a musical episode of Our Flag Means Death.
Absolutely nothing about why anybody is breaking into spontaneous song and dance is explained, it just happens and everybody reacts like it’s completely normal. Then, in the next episode when they’re not singing and dancing anymore, nobody acknowledges it. It’s just something that happened for an episode and never again.
Plus, getting a dramatic, comedic love duet between Stede and Ed would be iconic.